John Mayer Is Such An Effin Gentleman

===I don't care. He is still really hot.

honestly after he made out with perez hilton he lost like 128 pts. on the hotness scale. I mean ... gag!!! with all the cute gays in the world he picks PEREZ? if jen can overlook that she either isn't kissing him or she really likes him.

Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Hey there Hypo-K,

So I suppose the pictures of her when she was a little girl (looks like she was about 6) with very blue eyes, must have been contacts too?

you're an idiot.

Anyone who thinks that Jennifer Aniston actually gives a shit is bugging. She is LIVING THE DREAM. Please like she wants to be strapped down with 6 kids and a poser husband, thanks but no thanks. She is having the time of her life dating some of the hottest men around. I wish people would stop with this victim shit and to top it off Brad only got hot and only WAS hot when he was with Jen.
Jen and John as a couple sounds and looks good to me. Weed, beer and sex, thats lovely.

"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.

He looks pretty damned delicious...

That's no hotel, that's outside my old university department (which is next to the venue he'll be playing at).

Very extremely tenuous and marginal fame at last!!

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on June 26, 2008 - 3:40am.
Hah - so, so obviously a publicist's plant. Yeah, right: "Jen cleans up her men and has such great taste and style." Give. It. UP. She's an aging TV actress whose movies TANK. This "relationship" is so screamingly fake!

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I'll take that as a compliment. Jen does clean up her men - look at Pitt - he use to look like a man. Now he looks like hamper boy with the wrinkled clothes and non existant style. Vince was pudgy and she slimmed his ass down too. Why are you and the other fang so set on exposing this relationship as a fake? It's so obvious that it isn't. You hack on her movies but she has more money in the bank than you'll ever see in a lifetime. Apparently someone thinks she's worth something. Not that your opinion matters anyway. I can also tell by your "marry a billionaire, get some cash out of the deal" mentality that you are seriously shallow. A shallow idiot. Birds of a feather ....

Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 25, 2008 - 10:38pm.
@K2, you are beating a dead loon...errr...horse. Easier to ignore. She does not respond back to any simple question. Just does drive-by insults then masturbates to her own perceived cleverness.

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LMAO! drive-by insults and then masturbates! that's classic. Love it. I hear what you're saying - it's so ironic that the bitch just can't ever find her way over to a Jolie thread.

He is really handsome in the picture.He seems to have a personal account at a millionaire&celebrity dating club RICHLOVING.COM with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on June 26, 2008 - 3:36am.
Really, these women are completely, obviously desperate to appear "attractive" and "desirable" that they're willing to be seen with anything these days.

You said it, LOL! ITA. But you have to excuse the pathetic K2 person. You know, her idol's only 'high profiled' film, He Is Not That Into You or whatever, is PUSHED BACK into February 09 = NO MAN'S LAND. LOL! The studio must have decided it really sucks. JenFans have been foaming their mouth going against Angelina's "Changeling" on the same day. But the A-list Clint Eastwood film will still debut as scheduled at the height of Oscar buzz season, whereas that stupid looking B-romcom is blown away. So, you have to understand how such a desperate JenFan like K2 must be feeling LOL! Does this mean there will still be that Marie Claire spread without the beautiful Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly whom JenJen was so afraid of posing next to? I guess hanging around with a B-list singer is the only way she can get into the news for a while. Too bad, Mayer, your contract has been extended.

He really is a good looking guy ! love men with dark hair. I didn't think he was all that when he was with simpson - seemed to have the long unkept hair. But of course Jen cleans up her men. She has such great taste and style. She probably told him " look if we're gonna be seen together, you need to cut that bush off your head.... here's the number to the guy that does mine". I think they make an attractive couple.

Hah - so, so obviously a publicist's plant. Yeah, right: "Jen cleans up her men and has such great taste and style." Give. It. UP. She's an aging TV actress whose movies TANK. This "relationship" is so screamingly fake!

"The love of this month" is right, Mikey. This guy is such a douche, as well as a terrible singer. I loved Defamer's take on this: that Mayer is another instance of "sloppy seconds" between aging undateable actresses/cougars Aniston and Cameron Diaz (the other tools they've shared are that stupid vapid model guy (whose name escapes me) and Vince Fucking Vaughn!). Really, these women are completely, obviously desperate to appear "attractive" and "desirable" that they're willing to be seen with anything these days. Give it up, girls, and find yourself ugly billionaires, like Selma Hayek and Ellen Barkin. Might as well get some cash out of the deal.

my friend fucked him and told me he was hung like a horse. explains a lot.

He's a big baby Huey who wants everyone to think he's a tough guy.

@K2, you are beating a dead loon...errr...horse. Easier to ignore. She does not respond back to any simple question. Just does drive-by insults then masturbates to her own perceived cleverness.

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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC

This pretty-boy is allllllll about his own pretty boy self. I guess if you're going to pick a douchebag to rebound with?

Questions is...who's zooming who?

Ugh. I don't see his appeal. I don't like his fat face.

Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Hey there Hypo-K,

You should tell your pathetic FRAUD idol to keep her BLUE CONTACT LENSES in place! It seems it's a bit off center, revealing her very dark brown eyes on the bottom! You delusional fans still believe she has blue eyes LOL! Like her personality, all her appearance is FAKE. And you still believe her blindly. Oh the comic.

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YOU ARE a psycho loon. Her stats say she has blue to light green eyes. Paris Hilton wears blue contacts and it shows. Jen has the same color eyes as my child. The color is known to change from blue to green, especially depending on what color you're wearing. Jen has always had the most beautiful blue eyes - there has never been a hint of brown in them. If she did wear blue contacts over brown eyes, her eyes would look almost violet! Trust me, I've seen dopes who have done this. Your mission to look foolish just never ends, does it?

He is so handsome,and so many people like him.And I heard that he is a hot member of ### ++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++~~~~with his special photos ,where handsome,single men can find pretty and sexual women

I liked him ever since he was on the Chapelle Show. He went up a notch after that.

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

John Mayer is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.

Submitted by Lor on June 25, 2008 - 6:01pm.
everyone needs to STFU with their dumbass opinions
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Ummm, okay. Should we just do a little dance then?

Submitted by K2 on June 25, 2008 - 6:56pm.
He really is a good looking guy ! love men with dark hair. I didn't think he was all that when he was with simpson - seemed to have the long unkept hair. But of course Jen cleans up her men. She has such great taste and style. She probably told him " look if we're gonna be seen together, you need to cut that bush off your head.... here's the number to the guy that does mine". I think they make an attractive couple.
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Is that you Jennifer? Or her publicist?
That was toooo nice of a post.

Sadly i am not on enough to follow what the hell is going on in this thread. =(

That being said....mayer is just another typical talentless douche famous for being a talentless douche.

also, what the heck does aniston do anyways?

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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!

everyone needs to STFU with their dumbass opinions

Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 1:53pm.
So...riddle me this Batman.

Who's more sad.

The boring no talent no beauty actress or the genital wart that stalks the threads and creams themselves when there is an Aniston thread?

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Oooohh!!Ooooohh!!Oooooohh!! My hands up Mr. Kot-tear!!! Is it the genital wart??

Also this reminds me of a story, around 4 years ago I was talking to a bartender in New York about celebrities that come in and he said John Mayer came in once on his own, sat at a big table booth and put his CD on the table so people could read it said John Mayer. That night noone approached him and everyone laughed about what a douche he was behind his back.

He's not into her, he only dates women for publicity, for sex he enjoys its all man. I personally don't understand why anyone of either sex would want to sleep with him.

He looks like any knuckle-dragger you'd find on any given college campus.

I'm so glad that useless tool John Mayer has finally found love with that sexless douchette Jennifer Aniston. When he dumps her, he will no doubt do it via a text message sent from his boy's crib while playing on his Playstation, or it will be on his blog.
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Hey there Hypo-K,

You should tell your pathetic FRAUD idol to keep her BLUE CONTACT LENSES in place! It seems it's a bit off center, revealing her very dark brown eyes on the bottom! You delusional fans still believe she has blue eyes LOL! Like her personality, all her appearance is FAKE. And you still believe her blindly. Oh the comic.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=06&evt=anist...

Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Why do you live in the past?

Hey hypocrite,
Isn't that what YOU Jolie-Pitt haters are doing blaming them for the demise of the FRAUD's marriage?
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Hey loser Fraud: why don't you stalk the Jolie threads? She's your idol, yet I never see you on any of them - you're always planting your ass on Jen's thread. I know you're on a mission to vent your anger ( you need to work on those personal issues) but you're getting ridiculous. You seem to be using Jen as your whipping boy for your failed life. How many times can people hear that "jen's a fraud"? It's so old. People think you're a joke. Seriously, I think some are even starting to worry about you. Someone needs a little chat with their shrink.... it appears you've been skipping your sessions!lmao.

Douche douche douchetydoucheMcDoucherson.

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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08

WHY DID I CLICK? WHY???? I'll never get those penises out of my brain. My poor eyeholes.

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 25, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Why do you live in the past?

Hey hypocrite,
Isn't that what YOU Jolie-Pitt haters are doing blaming them for the demise of the FRAUD's marriage?

He really is a good looking guy ! love men with dark hair. I didn't think he was all that when he was with simpson - seemed to have the long unkept hair. But of course Jen cleans up her men. She has such great taste and style. She probably told him " look if we're gonna be seen together, you need to cut that bush off your head.... here's the number to the guy that does mine". I think they make an attractive couple.

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]He looks so handsome .He is my favor . Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.]]]]]]]]]]]]

'Fans' implies there is more than one.

And this proves just how desperate Jennifer Maniston is. She'll let anyone hit it!

She should ask Angie to loan out her thundercat for a man. It's the least Jolie can do for taking hers.

www.myspace.com/triston

I loathe Mayer's hair. That feeling is nothing compared to my hatred for his music though.

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Let me dirty up your mind.

the first john mayer fan I ever met liked him because, at that time, he played at a club near her college. the next fan I met was this guy who said he "really respected" john mayer. I wonder if this has to do with the fact they had both seen him play live? this was before he started dating jessica simpson.

he may try to win u.k. fans the same way he originally won u.s. fans.. playing small venues so he can interact with the fans, etc.

as for aniston. time will tell how that works out, but it seems to have been going on too long to be for nothing but publicity.

Submitted by LoLo on June 25, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 4:36pm.
FUCKING DORK !!!
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I know, so sorry the truth hurts you so. LOL! The B-list couple-du-jour DOUCHEFER is perfect for each other.

I would like to personally meet anyone who will admit they like his shitty music so I can buy them some good taste at the local Dollar General Store.

John Mayer needs to get caught by a 300 lb. toothless, beer guzzling, psychopath boyfriend of the next twit he bangs.

I will gladly give anyone a bottle of single malt scotch if they beat the crap out of this asshat.

Ok, the fact that John Mayer's in Manchester (which is very close to where I live) has made me almost pee myself in excitement. So much so I had to write in my blog about it. Any tenuous connection to Angelina makes me pee! Oh shit. I think I just outed myself as a Angeloonie. No, not Brangeloonie, because I couldn't give a shit about him!

http://www.notontheguestlist.wordpress.com

I wish I had clicked on Mini-Me's video instead of that deformed penis link. Jebus.

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I am a DJ and I've got believers.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 25, 2008 - 10:58pm.

Jennifer will be sorry when she gets the douche treatment phone call from John, "I'm sorry. I was in love with you for the summer. But then I passed a mirror and fell in love with myself. Sorry, but it's for real this time. Peace out."
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Nail. Head. Hit.

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"I thank God I wasn't born to a life of idle douchebaggery." - Secret Original, 6/24/08

Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 1:36pm.

Why do you live in the past?

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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08

Fuckin' hell, he looks so good in this pic. Damn my douche loving ways.

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

I am NOT looking, thanks but no thanks MK.

Oh John, John John John, damn, now I have to go to the poddy....See how you are John?

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

You're not alone, John. I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing, either.

Jennifer will be sorry when she gets the douche treatment phone call from John, "I'm sorry. I was in love with you for the summer. But then I passed a mirror and fell in love with myself. Sorry, but it's for real this time. Peace out."

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