John Mayer Is Such An Effin Gentleman
John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly before he met the love of this month his life, Jennifer Aniston. Page Six reports that John called up Minka to let her know what was coming. A source said, "Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.'"
That John is such and honest and caring tool. If this Aniston thing doesn't work out, he would be a prime candidate for eHarmony. Wait, that's probably where he met Aniston.
And he's in love with Aniston?! Probably because she's the only chick that didn't vomit when she saw his abnormally shaped dick and urethra. You know he has one of those. (NSFL warning) Click here (Seriously, don't click) to see it.
Here's John outside of his hotel in Manchester, England today posing for pictures with his fans.
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So...riddle me this Batman.
Who's more sad.
The boring no talent no beauty actress or the genital wart that stalks the threads and creams themselves when there is an Aniston thread?
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I dont understand why people dont leave Jennifer Aniston Alone she was cheated on, she moved on is it not like she is home crying herself to sleep, if she wanted a baby she can afford to get 10, please stop feeling sorry for her, she dates she moved on Im pretty sure all she feels for Brad pitt is nausea when she sees his fake ass, with his demonic woman, I will be happy I got rid of him and feel sorry for his kids
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
eye roll!
is you trying to flush the turd out the toilet?
i go gets you a plunger!
let me know ho! I do for you!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 25, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I am not young mami!!!
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Please, drop the Spanish shit.
We all know.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 25, 2008 - 12:49pm.
*sigh* He has to stay with Aniston. I mean if they broke up, her "I am an average woman" fans will flay his fine ass.
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I see...as opposed to Angie's "I am a delusional freak" fans
_Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 25, 2008 - 4:38pm.
He has a serious case of shit for brains!
Im convinced its a fat man in a diaper who use to do the hair and make up on the set of friends!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Jenfraud, the word is spelled "COUGAR".
Perhaps you should spend more time getting an education, and less worrying about what Aniston is up to.....
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Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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Are you... impaired in some way we don't know about?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 25, 2008 - 4:36pm.
FUCKING DORK !!!
I clicked the link. I am sorry eyes. Forgive me.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 25, 2008 - 3:05pm.
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I don't get it! Like that picture up there- totally doable and double-takeable. Then my mind drifts to the Borat getup and I want to pay his undercover gay lover to donkey punch him during their next tryst.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Seriously, these two are perfect for each other: DOUCHEFER LOL!
What a downgrade from being a wife of an international MOVIE superstar, to being a COUGER and a flavor-of-the-month of a social-career climber B-lister. Well, if that is what it takes to stay in the limelight, so be it. Without talent nor beauty, that's all there is left for the FRAUD Aniston.
Clarisse. That's a funny name to have to make the Big Bird costume.. I wonder if his finger smelled like pork all the time too..
RIP
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That's more a cry for attention than a favor.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Off Topic (but the topic is John Mayer, so who the fuck cares)
The guy who created the Big Bird costume just passed away.
Do you know his name?
Wait for it...
Kermit Love.
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He has fans? Wow, that is a shock! He looks like a student at some jr. college. B.M.O.C! Go team Johnnyfer!
If you have any doubt that those are infant/toddler pee pee's read the test, the last paragraphs under the adult looking peens.
They ARE baby boy peeps.
I wanna do things to John Mayer too. Things involving a sledgehammer and his abnormally large skull.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 25, 2008 - 3:52pm.
A few weeks ago I hated the guy and now he looks good enough to eat. What gives?
LOL! I know what you mean! I still can't decide if he's hot or not. When he was with Jessica Simpson, he looked like a fat Edward Scissorhands...when he cleans up (or is filmed in a certain light), he's TOTALLY do-able. I don't get it.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 25, 2008 - 4:02pm.
Wow. When I clicked on link I truly expected to see John Mayer's peen. Little did I suspect that Angelina Jolie would somehow manage to get her Chernobyl twat involved in yet another post...That woman is a PR pro.
CHERNOBYL TWATTTTTTTTTT AHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA!!!!
Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 25, 2008 - 2:47pm.
damit damit damit! when am i gong to learn? dont click means DONT FUCKING CLICK MECHELLE!!!!! fuck. i gotta go.
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That's my name except it's MI not ME
FUCK Mariah, I am the original MiMi! My last name is Mi***** too.
*looks around* Off Topic....my bad!
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Okie- as a mother of two toddler boys I think I know what I'm looking at. LOL.
Yes, I would assume MK most likely doesn't know.
Wow. When I clicked on link I truly expected to see John Mayer's peen. Little did I suspect that Angelina Jolie would somehow manage to get her Chernobyl twat involved in yet another post...That woman is a PR pro.
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 25, 2008 - 4:00pm.
M.E. Oh thats just gross and creepy then.. I bet MK didn't even notice.. I just couldn't get past how far they were being stretched out.. But baby peen is no good..No Good!!!
tell that to my ex boy friends crotch!
Get it? he had a case of baby dick!
I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
one of my best friends has a good friend who hangs out with John....he really likes Jen according to this person....so who knows?
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
M.E. Oh thats just gross and creepy then.. I bet MK didn't even notice.. I just couldn't get past how far they were being stretched out.. But baby peen is no good..No Good!!!
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Still don't know who this John Mayer is. Or what makes him special. He looks like any guy you would meet half wasted in a bar.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Okie - I didn't even scroll all the way down. No, the last two are grown peens.
But the others, toddlers.
I understand it's a medical issue/site, but I'm not too cozy with it here.
Also. What's w/ those hands all over those peens in those pictures? Wash those hands!!
*hands barsoap*
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I thought he looked good....from far away. Up close, he looks like he rides the short bus to school.
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M.E. !?! OMG, are they child peens? WTF.. No way,not all of them.. maybe the top ones, But the bottom pics? I"m flabbergasted..
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Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 25, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 25, 2008 - 3:49pm.
you should go look at some porn, but dont masterbate.
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I did already. Very early today. Redtube. However why wouldn't I masturbate? Who watches porn but doesn't masturbate? Younger people perhaps...but shit, I am not young mami!!!
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
If his music didn't suck AND he didn't date such whores AND if he didn't have a blog where he spewed forth from the Book of Douche, I'd probably consider hitting it. I mean, if I'd never seen those Borat-kini pictures, that is.
my body is manginaland
i have to use my hands
my body is manginaland
so did maniston do her trademark tactic of stalking the guy before being introduced to.. cuz it worked perfectly on brad....stoopid john
Ok, I feel like a complete perv now. I clicked the link and it's completely obvious those are children's peens.
I think the link should be removed.
A few weeks ago I hated the guy and now he looks good enough to eat. What gives?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Submitted by Latin Honey Cups on June 25, 2008 - 3:49pm.
you should go look at some porn, but dont masterbate.
Oh Aniston just got cut up on this thread.. shocking! I was wondering when said looney from Tokus would come out!!
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I am his groupie forever and ever...I don't even like his music. I like one John Mayer song and thats your Body is a wonderland. Maybe I am just horny but I wanna do stuff to him. He is so cute, look at his cute brown hair and eyes.
*sigh* He has to stay with Aniston. I mean if they broke up, her "I am an average woman" fans will flay his fine ass.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
I thought his weinie was huge?
so went some rumor.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
They must be groupies who followed him from the US because no one actually knows him here in the UK, except if you read blogs or have read about him in magazines with him dating Jen.
OH I see why he has to wear that back pack around now, If not, his dangle dick will tip him over.
Oh I just couldn't imagine.. I mean, think about it.. You're a virgin, Or a reborn virgin.. Get Married.. Go on your honeymoon, And your husband shows you the abnormally shaped dick that your stuck w/ for the rest of your life.. Or atleast your wedding night.. I mean, Would that thing even fit in your mouth/ass/cootch??
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damit damit damit! when am i gong to learn? dont click means DONT FUCKING CLICK MECHELLE!!!!! fuck. i gotta go.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
This guy is the original mold from whence all douchebags are spawned.
Jen likes his broken wanker....it touches her no-no spot juuuuuuuuuuuuuust right!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
fuuuuuuuck! i clicked when you asked me not to...
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sexy motherfucker...
Wait...how many fans do i see there? ..6...7...8, hey, John Mayer just made 80 bucks!
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In that one pic of the bent-dick.. like the bottom pick, Is that hair growing from it, or is that hair from the stomach.. I'm fucking obsessed now.. Can't stop clicking on link
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I think this guy is hot. Never heard his music or ever heard him speak. Is he british?
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!