John Mayer Is Such An Effin Gentleman
John Mayer was dating Minka Kelly before he met the love of this month his life, Jennifer Aniston. Page Six reports that John called up Minka to let her know what was coming. A source said, "Minka received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.'"
That John is such and honest and caring tool. If this Aniston thing doesn't work out, he would be a prime candidate for eHarmony. Wait, that's probably where he met Aniston.
And he's in love with Aniston?! Probably because she's the only chick that didn't vomit when she saw his abnormally shaped dick and urethra. You know he has one of those. (NSFL warning) Click here (Seriously, don't click) to see it.
Here's John outside of his hotel in Manchester, England today posing for pictures with his fans.
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I took your advice and didnt look....I'm skeeeerd!!
If i was Minka...i would have laughed his damn ear off and told him to go change his diapers! What a douchey douchemaster douche!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
OMG.. those poor guys with the fucked up dicks! That's awful.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
MK!! *hands on hips* Why didn't you tell me not to look at that NSFW link?? WHY?? *shudders*
Seriously.. that is creepy.. Also, John soo has one of those.. You can tell by the way he stands, He has to accomodate for the crookedness..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
i clicked the link but i only see hammer head sharks and eels.
Is today Douche Day at Dlisted? Damn, I didn't get the memo.