Naomi Is Not Wanted
Naomi Campbell is not wanted at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday celebration this weekend in London. Mandela himself demanded that Naomi be taken off the list of presenters. She was supposed to introduce some musical acts and shit, but Mandela is not happy with her recent arrest and now she's been banished to the bleachers.
A source told the Daily Mail, "The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest - particularly as she was wearing a 46664 baseball cap at the time."
46664 was Mandela's inmate number and it's also the name of his AIDS charity. The source went on to say, "The organizers felt that this type of negative publicity goes against everything Mandela stands for and didn't want her arrest to be associated with the charity concert." Naomi and Mandela have been friends for over 10 years and she even called him her "honorary pepaw." Well, she said "grandfather," but you know...
Seriously, you need serious help when even the all-forgiving Nelson Mandela doesn't want to deal with your crazy antics. I mean, even Amy Wino has been invited to take the stage.
Naomi should stay home anyway and spend the night rubbing Rogaine foam on her head.
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Submitted by Miss Katty on June 26, 2008
Really? Wow, how insightful.
I don't know how I'll break the news to my Somali husband. And our kids.
I would laugh but you are stupid beyond fuck. That's sad.
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Ah, the "Some of my best family are Somali argument"...
By the way you repulsive creature..don't you dare to disrespect the regular commenters here...the people who are insightful, sharp, witty and amusing...YOU will NEVER be in that category..you sad pathetic thing...I bet the way you talk to us is the way you talk to your "Somali" husband and kids...
I will say however, that because I am a very pleasant person with a massive sense of humor..I do like being called Rumpelkunt and Rumpelskankston....I think I shall add those to my personal repertoire...but you'll still be you, assholius...there's a lot of shit I say..But I would NEVER suggest someone being beaten unconsious...that's how I know you are are a sick fucking fuck..and I will be watching you from high up in my alcove.
Now..as one of my worthy co-commenters said earlier...BE GONE
Miss Katty, you're dumb, self righteous, and worst of all, not funny.
So, only people with family in South Africa can comment on it? Perhaps others thought they could because they read newspapers, books, and watch the news.
OT: Does anyone hear one of Naomi's servants (ones she purchased from Santa Kimes at this point) screaming for help?
Dumb cunt Itz-Britney_Bitch blabbed on about...
"NOo darling dont try and max your true intentions w/ "Im happy apartheid is over" bull...
The only ppl that hate Mandela are the white supremacists.."
Really? Wow, how insightful.
I don't know how I'll break the news to my Somali husband. And our kids.
I would laugh but you are stupid beyond fuck. That's sad.
You and that Rumplskankston whore are more examples of why there should be an IQ test to vote. No doubt consider yourselves open minded and yet still see the world in only simple contrast. It's impossible for you to believe that anyone can have a different opinion without being evil. Anyone that disagrees with you must be a _____. That's what 3 year-olds do.
Nelson Mandella is a man. Not a god. Not a saint. A man. To think otherwise is dangerous and ignorant.
Rumplekunt was right, this conversation (sic) is over.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Oh, and go fuck yourself.
I guess Mandela now calls Naomi "his honorary cunt."
And a cunt she is. I hate the way she plays the race card whenever it suits her, either to glorify herself or vilify others.
Naomi has major pay-back time coming her way.
Thank you God. Another person is wising up to that angry, self absorbed bitch.
God for him. Naomi is so fuckin lame, get a fukin grip you aging, has been but now aint shit ex 'supermodel'. Get some fuckin help cuz frankly am really tired of hearing about grown ass bitches beating people down. That shit is just so hood. Goes to show money NEVER buys class.
"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.
*smdh*
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Who can blame him? She's not fit for human company. Someone needs to send her on a bikini photoshoot to ice station zebra. Problem solved.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
On the brite side, new album "Blackout" really rocks all the way....awesome beats. The rave reviews she has gotten from Rolling Stone, AP, CNN, and USA Today are definitely deserved. I found her on a celebrity and millionaire dating site name RICHLOVING.COM or something. Hope she is getting better.
Submitted by Miss Katty on June 25, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Rumplestiltskin have family in SA?
Probably not.
I do.
So fuck you.
Fuck you and your spoon fed media propaganda you have swallowed as truth. You have no FUCKIN' idea what you are talking about. Not one fucking idea.
Nelson and his band of thugs from the ANC (and their sister organization Umkhonto we Sizwe) terrorized citizens (and rival parties) until Mandela came to power. Its pass off here as 'resistance' but having been through it, its terrorism.
As I said, aparthied was horrible and wrong. It needed to end and thank God it did come to and end. But Nelson showed his true colors when he took over. Corruption has been the name of the game for years. NOTHING gets done in the fuckin country without bribes and knowing someone. NOTHING. What has he done for the people of Sowetto that he so lovingly held up? NOT A FUCKIN THING. In fact its worse now than before because of funding cuts...yet government spending is higher than ever.
Oh, and please get over yourself. Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person should be beaten unconscious.
Cunt.
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Yea thats some BS right there...I ALSO have family in SA, and dont try and blame Neslon Mandela, he hasent been in power for a while now. Soo what are you saying?? The South Africans were better off being treated as 2nd class citizens in their OWN country? Oh yes they should have been grateful that even though they were being beaten and thrown in jail fro being the "wrong" color at least they had jobs?? rigt?? NOo darling dont try and max your true intentions w/ "Im happy apartheid is over" bull...
The only ppl that hate Mandela are the white supremacists who had it made back then when they were treating the natives of SA like garbage......
You are the CUNT now shooo go away...
I just love the way that some people on this board think White Supremacy and Apartheid wins.
Racism is the new white!
Hey "Miss" Katty...
NO..FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK...
This conversation is FINITTO..
And since you called me a cunt..I will return the favor...you double cunt.
Top that you Bitchicus mayorias cuntificus assholius
AHH! It's the Grey Haired Naomi Campboon!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Rumplestiltskin have family in SA?
Probably not.
I do.
So fuck you.
Fuck you and your spoon fed media propaganda you have swallowed as truth. You have no FUCKIN' idea what you are talking about. Not one fucking idea.
Nelson and his band of thugs from the ANC (and their sister organization Umkhonto we Sizwe) terrorized citizens (and rival parties) until Mandela came to power. Its pass off here as 'resistance' but having been through it, its terrorism.
As I said, aparthied was horrible and wrong. It needed to end and thank God it did come to and end. But Nelson showed his true colors when he took over. Corruption has been the name of the game for years. NOTHING gets done in the fuckin country without bribes and knowing someone. NOTHING. What has he done for the people of Sowetto that he so lovingly held up? NOT A FUCKIN THING. In fact its worse now than before because of funding cuts...yet government spending is higher than ever.
Oh, and please get over yourself. Anyone who refers to themselves in the third person should be beaten unconscious.
Cunt.
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Naomi looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Rumplestilskin you are right.
Well, I think that this elevates Nelson Mandela to "Hot Slut of the Decade". He's my new crush.
Submitted by Miss Katty on June 25, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Not a big fan of Mr. Mandella. Ended apartheid and then he and his band of nitwits proceeded to run the country into the crapper. Lets not even talk about his bat shit crazy ex-wife...hey, he could put her and Naomi at the same table! FUN
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You are an ASSWIPE "Miss" Katty BOTHA...
and why should this wonderful man take the blame for a wife he did not even really ever know so well..BECAUSE HE WAS LOCKED IN A FUCKING JAIL FOR 28 YEARS?
And do you NOT think the country was in "the crapper" from all those years of FUCKING APARTHEID??
You stupid fucking cow..it takes a LOT to get Rumpie mad from high up here in the Hinterlands..and you did it you slag.
You are not good enough to even LOOK at this magnificent man.
Not a big fan of Mr. Mandella. Ended apartheid and then he and his band of nitwits proceeded to run the country into the crapper. Lets not even talk about his bat shit crazy ex-wife...hey, he could put her and Naomi at the same table! FUN!
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Mandela: "No, take Naomi off the list, make sure the security guards are ready with the Tazer if she tries to get in. Oh, and call Amy Winehouse's people to make sure she's coming."
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Submitted by LogicalThinking on June 25, 2008 - 7:23pm.
Please do not molest the caca.
Fuck Nelson!! Remember this is the man who is responsible for the shit hole know as S. Africa. He took a nice place to visit and turned into one big smelly pile of shit.
Fucking low life socialist. Someone needs to knock him off of his pedistal. Talk about someone being over rated...
I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.
Submitted by Madam Pince on June 25, 2008 - 6:10pm.
I didn't think it was possible, but my respect for Mandela has gone up even more.
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He shouldn't have been involved with this warmed over road whore in the first place. Assaulting people with cell phones was not enough? Oh, she wasn't wearing his charity hat whilst doing it, so that's just fine. And BLEACHERS? How about rescinding the invitation? Something in the milk ain't clean. Naomi is totally blowing him. I'm sorry, it's a disturbing and disappointing thought, but I believe it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I didn't think it was possible, but my respect for Mandela has gone up even more.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I wrote my thesis on this man. To think he dissed Naomi and welcomed Amy.
This speaks volumes and she should really be ashamed.
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Mrs K, he's probably just secure, not entitled. That's a good thing-sounds like a balanced pup.
Mrs K,
"Minch (on-screen name)"
Of course he has on screen name!! LOL!!!
OY i'm jellus!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by justjane on June 25, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Mrs K: How much for a dog to ride the bus these days? I want my baby to go everywhere with me too! Lucky you.
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Nada, zilch, zero, bupkes!
He is supposed to be on the floor or my lap but he often ends up with his own seat...or the lap of the person sitting next to me. He's a lover. He's got this incredible sense of entitlement, very spoiled, not sure how that happened :).
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Mrs K: How much for a dog to ride the bus these days? I want my baby to go everywhere with me too! Lucky you.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
Oh i'm in love with him!! I wanna ride the bus with Moose!!!!!!!
(Woolfie ain't too shabby either!)
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Yeah, Woolfie is a sexy beast!
Minch (on-screen name) is a big FLIRT! He loves the ladies. Oy, he's a heartbreaker that one.
I am so lucky.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Burn, bitch.
I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up anyway and gave Nelson a beatdown with her Blackberry.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Mrs.Kravitz,
Oh i'm in love with him!! I wanna ride the bus with Moose!!!!!!!
(Woolfie ain't too shabby either!)
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 25, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
He goes to work with you??? I'm jellus!!!!
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I KNOW?!?!?!? How great is that?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Mrs.Kravitz,
He goes to work with you??? I'm jellus!!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
oh god! it had to be mandela to put that slag in her place..
she can't keep her low class mouth shut.. i can't wait to hear her retort
About time someone stood up to that self centered bitch.
Submitted by forever.now on June 25, 2008 - 2:37pm.
cute puppy!
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Thank you. He is my pride and joy. Comes to work with me every day. Rides the bus with me.
This is an old picture of him, though. He is now 4 and a bit bigger.
He is still cute. People stop me on the street to tell me how cute he is.
True story.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
to mrs kravitz
cute puppy!
well it sounds like nelson mandela will have a fun day. it would be neat just to attend... I am sure naomi would disagree.
Being that she is long in the tooth to still be on the runway, maybe her time has finally passed?
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
heads up Nelson, here comes an airborn
Motorola phone at your head.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
LoLo, you are too funny!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 2:10pm.
MrsK, I love your puppy. He is so damn cute!
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THANKS! He is a doll!!! So, this morning we are on the bus, riding to work and all these ambulances and fire trucks went by with their sirens blaring and Minch proceeds to HOWL. HAHAHAHA, too funny.
Of course, he used his inside voice.
He is one schmart cookie.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
good for you mr. mandela! good for you! a straight up classy move on your part.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
rubbing rogain on her BALLS
Best news story of the day, finally someone apart from British Airways is telling her she isn't wanted.
I hope the fashion industry follow this fantastic example.
Up yours Naomi, hope you go totally bald.
LoLo, that's a good insight into the narcissistic bitch that is Naomi.
Like Nelson Mandela is WEEPING with joy that Naomi has bestowed the title of "Honorary Grandfather" on him! He can die happy now.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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I thought the honorary Granfather comment was so cunty in the first place.
Like bitch, who the fuck do you think you are that he would want to be realted to your ass?
beyatch!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
MrsK, I love your puppy. He is so damn cute!
Naomi is a nasty fucking bitch, who needs to get her ass kicked, big time....
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
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This is too delish! I hope Naomi is having cunt-ass hissy fit right now!
Yeah, Amy is a wreck, but she's a sweet wreck.
She wouldn't hurt a fly...only herself.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08