Naomi Is Not Wanted
Naomi Campbell is not wanted at Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday celebration this weekend in London. Mandela himself demanded that Naomi be taken off the list of presenters. She was supposed to introduce some musical acts and shit, but Mandela is not happy with her recent arrest and now she's been banished to the bleachers.
A source told the Daily Mail, "The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest - particularly as she was wearing a 46664 baseball cap at the time."
46664 was Mandela's inmate number and it's also the name of his AIDS charity. The source went on to say, "The organizers felt that this type of negative publicity goes against everything Mandela stands for and didn't want her arrest to be associated with the charity concert." Naomi and Mandela have been friends for over 10 years and she even called him her "honorary pepaw." Well, she said "grandfather," but you know...
Seriously, you need serious help when even the all-forgiving Nelson Mandela doesn't want to deal with your crazy antics. I mean, even Amy Wino has been invited to take the stage.
Naomi should stay home anyway and spend the night rubbing Rogaine foam on her head.
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She'll still be at the concert, she just won't get to be onstage. I think Mr. Mandela is trying to teach her a lesson. You can't have him as honorary pepaw and not heed his advice. Stupid cunt.
Maybe this will get her attention.
If he can forgive those who tortured and imprisoned him for all those years, you know how disgusted he must be with Naomi, banning her from his birthday celebration. Even Nelson Mandela has had enough of her lunatic behavior. HA, HA NAOMI. NEXT SHE'LL BE LIKE KANYE, AND VENTING ON HER MACBOOK AIR, WITH SWAROVSKI CRYSTAL ACCENTS, ABOUT THE INJUSTICES OF HER PLIGHT!
Did we need any further proof that Naomi is a grade AA cunt?
the ultimate bitch slap heard 'round the world.
man was inprisoned for 27 years and still
won't stand her ass antics for 2 seconds.
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Good.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
That is too funny. Hope that smarts a little.
Naomi bettah recognize, she just got pimped by Nelson, you don't get a do over or come back from that.
BUT Wino and her lungs get to be there.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
The universe has spoken. Time for this chick to grow up.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
I don't blame Nelson one bit. I would want to be further than Naomi can throw a fucking phone, too.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
nay nay done fucked up big time...you know nay nay has to vent her anger...this means some poor underling will be getting a serious beat down with a cell phone real soon...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
"Mandela is not happy with her recent arrest and now she's been banished"
Wait. Naomi is out but Wino is ok?
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Run! It's the clergy!
PEPAW SMACK DOWN!!!!!!!
TO THE BLEACHERS WENCH!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Good. If this crazy Bitch won't get thrown in jail, hopefully she will become an outcast, and no one will want anything to do with her.
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Mandela has suffered enough. He does not need to be subjected to this hot mess.
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