Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Prepare To Be Turned On
Pull out the Kleenex and KY, because a Mini-Me sexy time tape is upon us! It's what your genitals have been waiting for. TMZ has a "tiny" clip of Verne Troyer tonguing his girlfriend at the time. SugarDVD has reportedly offered $100,000 for the sex tape, but no deal has been made.
I need to see this now, just so I know what Mini-Me is working with. I bet he has taquito dick with extra cheese. I mean, does it even reach?!
They better call this shit "Mini-In-Me" or I'm going to be pissed!
Click here to watch the "short" clip and try not to bust a nut all over your keyboard.
OH,MY GOD!That's nasty...I saw a innocenct picture on the site " !!!.sugarmingle . com"
*barfs*
Submitted by Paquita on June 25, 2008 - 6:48pm.
Why thank you Paquita - I consider that to be the ultimate of compliments!
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Sheeps.. No lie! I'm pretty jealous to! *calls up Midget hotline*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
That little guy is getting more action than I am.
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I'm doing a paper on solicitor/client privilege. And it's actually very interesting.
The only thing I think of when I see this creepy dude is him Pissing in the corner of the Surreal life house. Aaaaaahhaaaaaaaa.. And that noise he made the whole time he was drunk... aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
I refuse to even watch this shit or any other bullshit 'celebrity' sex tape. How pathetic that this piece of shit comes to light as his current piece of shit movie tanks in the theaters. The Hollyweird types are so fukin predictable. Its beyond pathetic.
"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.
I saw a small part of the TMZ show tonight and they were talking about this. In part of the tape, you can hear Vern say "Can you hold this?" Gross. Then they (TMZ) made some nasty joke that I can't totally remember, but it had something to do with not being able to show you him eating her. Double gross.
Submitted by just saying on June 26, 2008 - 12:08am.
does anyone know what that thing was in the background? It said "Power Actor". Any thoughts?
I think that's the "short man complex" book. Tommygirl also has a copy.LOL
Seriously? have not a clue.
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does anyone know what that thing was in the background? It said "Power Actor". Any thoughts?
The tongue has the magic
蜘龍====================龍蜘
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Is that Kim Kardashian?
On Howard Stern, he said his dick was proportionate with his body. So take it with that as you may. Oh, he also said he gets laid a lot. He also fucked a "b-listed" actress but wouldn't name one. I can picture Lohan with that tongue in her bush of firey hell
OMG I've gone blind!! >_<
and I just ate damn you!!
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 26, 2008 - 12:15am.
I don't get normal sized women who do midgets. I just couldn't...Well, I mean, unless the money's good...
Hey, what's the DListed Slut rate for sex with a midget? What's your bargain basement price? And yes it has to be full on sex...
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I'm not into that, so I don't know the going rate, but ask me about Midget Tossing and we can talk. ☺
Submitted by Stacy on June 25, 2008 - 8:59pm.
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OMG, freaky...you read my mind. I emailed this shit to someone and when I told them it would haunt their dreams, I was thinking about that damn little possessed cannibal-looking demon doll that offed Karen Black...that shit was priceless!
who's that with him? anne hathaway?
Comdoms for kids
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by pompom on June 25, 2008 - 6:19pm.
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Oh pompom, you are one dirty slut, and I like it. I enjoyed the ass day in dlisted as well, ass cheeks are still a little sore just thinking of putting a cellphone there.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
It is so dirty.I don't like it. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
hmmmm that was like bubblegum mouthwash to cleanse away the bleach that the Solange post left in my mouth! Sweeeeet.
*vomits*
Submitted by mike on June 25, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Aside from Mini-Me (when he was presumably in character), the only time I've seen Vern is on The Surreal Life, where he acting like a fucking baby. I prefer my midgets a bit more jovial.
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True. But he did pee in the corner of his bedroom while completely snockered, all while half-reclining, half falling off his mini-scooter. How oftn can you claim to have seen that?
WHY DID I WATCH THIS??? I mean, every one of my brain cells insisted that I NOT click on that link and I did it anyway. Now I'm going to have nightmares and the last time I had nightmares was in the 70s. Come to think of it, those nightmares involved another shorty; that little savage doll that came to life and stabbed Karen Black to death in "Trilogy of Terror".
I'm an enlightened person. I realize people of all sizes like the sexy times.
That doesn't mean I have to, or want to, watch!
Ew!
Submitted by zomay on June 25, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Tigerlilly what the hell do you need money for anyways? The zoo you live in is paid for. you are a well kept cat. ;)
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Well, for one thing, the zoo is chintzy with the meals if you ask me. Oh, and then, they REFUSE to fund my Shauna Sand shoe collection. Wha? Wha? I look HWAT in those shoes! They won't even give me a razor and a Sharpie to Cholatize my eyebrows...the list goes on, but mostly I need cash for when I'm on furlough from the zoo. Yeah, occasionally zoo officials let me go shopping, to restaurants or just hang out in town...(Ok, shhhht, no they don't...I escape, eat people, then sneak back in...shhhhht...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*erp*...i'm going to hell for clicking on this...all i can think of his little hands...ugh...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Aside from Mini-Me (when he was presumably in character), the only time I've seen Vern is on The Surreal Life, where he acting like a fucking baby. I prefer my midgets a bit more jovial.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 26, 2008 - 12:15am.
I don't get normal sized women who do midgets. I just couldn't...Well, I mean, unless the money's good...
Hey, what's the DListed Slut rate for sex with a midget? What's your bargain basement price? And yes it has to be full on sex...
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£100,000 + (depanding on size & whatnot). I'm an expensive, classy slut dontcha know!!
~♥~"But I have No Shame, It's OK!"~ Xtina~♥~
Xtina on Larry King Live, tonight 9m EST
~♥~Uh huh. And Boy George just stumbled across that escort chained to his radiator.~Sheeps 22/6/08~♥~
M.E. on June 25, 2008 - 7:11pm
Check yours, treats!!!!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Oh my God I seriously can't remember the last time I was so close to vomiting.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
GROSS!!! I just threw up in my mouth. I think I would rather watch Gary Coleman and his broad go at it.
Tigerlilly what the hell do you need money for anyways? The zoo you live in is paid for. you are a well kept cat. ;)
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by zomay on June 25, 2008 - 6:24pm.
Tigerlilly on June 25, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I don't get normal sized women who do midgets. I just couldn't...Well, I mean, unless the money's good...
Hey, what's the DListed Slut rate for sex with a midget? What's your bargain basement price? And yes it has to be full on sex...
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$500,000 and a bottle of liquor before the "fun".
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You one expensive bitch! ;-). Yeah, I'm a po' ho, so I'm with ya on the booze, sistah, but I gots bills to pay, know what I'm sayin'? Don't judge...$5,000 no sucky...*hanging tiger head in shame, knowing I'd settle for less than that...with sucky...tiger paw over face in deeper shame...*
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly on June 25, 2008 - 4:15pm.
I don't get normal sized women who do midgets. I just couldn't...Well, I mean, unless the money's good...
Hey, what's the DListed Slut rate for sex with a midget? What's your bargain basement price? And yes it has to be full on sex...
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$500,000 and a bottle of liquor before the "fun".
Someone probably already stated the obvious, but I'll mention it anyway - Verne Troyer's girlfriend looks like Amy Winehouse. I took one look at the picture and wondered what I'd done that had sent me straight to Hell. I still have shivers when I think that somehow my tired brain processed Mini-Me and Winehouse together. I'll just lay my head on a soft surface now and hope to recover from that disturbing thought.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww...just the thought makes me....yak
Ummm no thanks!
No no no. Too brief! This is just the tip of the ice berg!!! Or, ice cube / ice chip, in this case. It is unhealthy I know, but I want more. Some person on the planet needs to put out their lovely $$$ for this screen gem. I also enjoyed yesterday's "Ass Day" on Dlisted and would like more of that too. Shrinks away quietly...
Submitted by MO2 on June 25, 2008 - 5:41pm.
I want to see him take on La Pequeña!
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Now that shit would be HOT! *fanning self*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't get normal sized women who do midgets. I just couldn't...Well, I mean, unless the money's good...
Hey, what's the DListed Slut rate for sex with a midget? What's your bargain basement price? And yes it has to be full on sex...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Do. Not. Want.
Bradiful - check your PM's.
The mere mention of a Mini-Me Sex Tape makes me wanna crawl into the shower and just let the water drip down and cleanse me of the awful, awful thoughts.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
zomay,
Alright.
Cus you know...
Shoes off = Game on!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Clarisse NO NO NO, that came out wrong. You is my sweet baybay, bradiful is my homey from the block.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
kdracofan thanks.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
zomay
"BRADIFUL I heart you too. You is my number 1 biotch."
*kicks off crocs*
Oh NO YOU DI'ENT!
*pulls off clip on wal-mart ear-rings*
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Run! It's the clergy!
Hey, DebfrmHell! I've been gone. Sorry, was unexpected. You can spank me later..mwahahahaha.
Hope all's well!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
HI NITS!
***waiting patiently until 7pm***
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC