Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Daddy Just Came To "Supervise"
I should've stopped at the "daddy just came." Anypedo, Hulk Hogan just had to visit the set of Brooke Hogan's July Maxim photo shoot. Pop Tarts reports that daddy showed up to make sure his 20-year-old daughter didn't show too much skin. Yes, because the Hogans are such conservative puritans and they want to maintain that image in the public's eye. As you can tell, Hulk really cracked the whip during this shoot. She looks like a nun! Please, he cracked the whip alright, but in the privacy of his own basement.
And Brooke shouldn't try to make "sexy face" because it's looking more like "I just doodied in my panties face."
Visit Maxim to see more airbrushed pictures of Hulk's little girl.
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Daddy...My sugar daddy..." !!!.sugarmingle . com"
lmao @ all you jealous old hags who WISH you were half as hot as Brooke.
Serious? That is Brook? I have to admit she looks pretty good there and maybe it also helps that her hair isn't so stark white like it usually is.
Looks like that male Britney impersonator from America's Got Talent that gave the Hoff a boner.
Submitted by Justin B. on June 26, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 26, 2008 - 12:20am.
She has got the biggest moobs I've ever seen.-----
those moobs, i think u meant boobs
moobs=man boobs
ah, the power of photoshop...
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 26, 2008 - 12:20am.
She has got the biggest moobs I've ever seen.-----
those moobs, i think u meant boobs, but anyway, are as fake as pam andersons boobs, only she/male brooke did not get them as large as methface Pamie. dont get me wrong, waaay back in the day PA was hot as hell fire, now PA, like BH, their faces are all jacked up.
At least pam was hot when she was young. this amazonian sideshow freak never stood a chance. but brooke is somehow is under the impression she is the next marilyn monroe. Hey brooktini, a little clue for you, Marilyn Monroe actually had a PRETTY face, was very curvy w/REAL God given boobs, & had a PETITE frame--everything your NOT.
Fug, Fug, Fug and with all the fuckin airbrushing couldnt they at least give her a nice stomach?!? I am done with the Hogans but I have a feeling this is just the beginning.
They are like the the Spears family all over again, fake blond, trailer trash, media obsessed low lives.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site RICHLOVING.COM last week. Just curious!
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 7:38am.
I make fun of druggies and drunks all the time, so there. pfft.
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I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site ukblackloving.c om last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there. wow!!
I think her body is fantastic, I have no desire to see anyone's ribs. Nice tall and curvy. HOWEVER, her face is jacked the fuck up!
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 12:06am.
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I like reading your posts and always felt kinda like I *knew* you - in that you seemed familiar. When I read that you switch your usernames I realized why. Meh. Whoever you are, I like your posts.
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There's something that always confuses me. Does anybody know why people pose with their horrible black roots showing? Is it supposed to be sexy, like, I'm too busy doing heroin and having sex to tend to these roots? Seriously. Does anyone know what the thinking is?
@Not Impressed,
Hi there! my name is Deborah or if DFH is easier. There is a Deb out there, too. (however, that one is not me)
Nice to cyber meet you.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Tigerlilly-
I agree with your two cent. As a matter of fact, the only person I ever disliked intensely on this site was some person who posted anti-semetic nonsense. I cussed that person out, then regretted it promptly. Actually, I always liked talking to LA, because I dislike AJ as much as she likes her, and I liked the banter. It was sort of neat seeing how the "other half" thought. And most of the time, she was ok. I got used to her- except when she was coo coo- I understood people's frustrations. I never participated in any banning.
It was just a question- because I was wondering if LHC had said she was LA, or if she'd implied it, and I guess I am always curious about gossip (hence my dlisted addiction). I didn't mean to stir things up.
OT: Oh, whatever. Crocheted bikini's scare me.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Afrer looking at that main pic again I just gotta say: Photoshop is great, but I dont think it has a filter for "that".
Ewww. sloppy gramma titties and the face of a porn start from the 70's (current day). Why couldn't she have been riding with Nick? All the wrong people are becomming vegetables.
Submitted by riley on June 26, 2008 - 7:37pm.
lmao @ all you jealous old hags who WISH you were half as hot as Brooke.
*OUCH* That was way harsh, dudeeeeeeeeee but I understand where you're coming from. I'm just glad to be alive. :)
Migraineuse, you make-a-funna meeeeeee? lol Love ya and the Donald, anyway. *pinch*
Joe Shmoe, aww. Sweet post. Thanks, hon and right back at you!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 26, 2008 - 1:18am.
drunk on a wednesday/thursday, 'eh?!... i like ya already!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Not Impressed, I know what you mean. I found it very hard to jump in and comment, and felt out of loop of sorts as well for a while. Just keep joining in...and in time you will feel more "included"...I hope.
A few Dlisters have met in person, but only because we met here, and started chatting.....
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
I've been a loyal dlisted fan and frequent comment-leaver for over a year. MK's writing, in addition to you guys, make this site soooo much better than other "gossip" blogs. No matter what I do, though, I never feel part of the clique. Are you guys all friends in real life? I don't get it. Anyway, I'm drunk on a Wednesday (now Thursday) night and feeling vulnerable. All I want to say is that Brooke still looks like a fucking man.
Nite. Nite. I will be on here in a few hours, LOL.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 25, 2008 - 5:44pm.
She's wearing DOG TAGS around her neck.
Is inappropriate behavior and bad taste a DISEASE in the Hogan clan?
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I agree. Do you think Brooke is wearing those tags to "honor" John Graziano?
This family disgusts me.
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Loud and nasty, baby, that's the only way it sticks.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 26, 2008 - 12:45am.
Thank you, so do I.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
i hope you get better fast, TV...
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 26, 2008 - 12:37am.
I've been deathly ill all day, and missed out on the midget pornapalooza.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
TV where have you been all day when there has been midget porn flowing. Even MK almighty came on site today about midget porn.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 12:30am.
night,... um... uh... "."... yeah, still getting used to that!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
((Aunt Bea))
Good-night all. I'm outta here too. Long day tomorrow and I'm experiencing an erection lasting more than four hours which means I'm supposed to rush myself to the ER stat. I thought looking at Hulk's daughter would help it shrink back to normal but no go.
So be safe. Be happy. Be witty, intelligent, sweet, funny, honest, hopeful, poignant, precious, loving, gentle, bitchy, snarky and most of all, I wish health and peace.
Over and out,
Me
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 26, 2008 - 12:25am.
i know, right!.... he just went outta line with that one!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Mr. President on June 26, 2008 - 12:22am.
I'd hit that. Then I'd back the bulldozer up and hit that again.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 25, 2008 - 11:22pm.
And I'd like to add ESE is a doodoohead.
Peepeehead is one thing but doodoohead? How could you?
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Nite, Aunt Bea!
*whistles Andy Griffith theme song*
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 25, 2008 - 11:22pm.
Even I wouldn't hit Brooke Hogan. That's telling you something right there.
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O, I'd hit her. If she wasn't so damn big.
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 26, 2008 - 12:21am.
see ya, Aunt Bea!
OT: i'll try next time... promise *crossing fingers*
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Even I wouldn't hit Brooke Hogan. That's telling you something right there.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 12:14am.
Aunt Bea, you said it and I emphatically agree.
I feel sorry for LA in a sense because obviously her parents sort of dropped the ball a bit with her and I can't help but feel compassion.
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Agree!
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I miss James Haven. A LOT. *sniff*
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I could use an inside scoop from our wonderful James Haven
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BTW, if anyone is a pet lover please say a little prayer for Kizzy and her fur baby? Please? I don't want to go into details since that's her business but I'm sure she could use a prayer.
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Done!
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Goodnight everyone!
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On Topic: Brooke looks like she has some nasty toe fungas
I think Brooke could drop a few pounds. Maybe God will give her cancer to make her a better person.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
She has got the biggest moobs I've ever seen.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 26, 2008 - 12:14am.
Hey now!!! I am catty. look at the avie
and we wouldn't have you any other way!
OT: ppiiggss iinn ssppaaccee!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Hey now!!! I am catty. look at the avie
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 26, 2008 - 12:00am.
Aunt Bea, you said it and I emphatically agree.
I think people here thought it was funny to jump all over LA's shit when she stood up and defended celebs. YES, she later admitted she had an agenda to do so but I don't think she was on some EVIL mission. The sad hilarity was how so many intelligent people here got caught up in the constant tit-for-tat rather than just moving on. My daughter is only a few years older than LA and VERY mature and so I feel sorry for LA in a sense because obviously her parents sort of dropped the ball a bit with her and I can't help but feel compassion.
ANYWAY.
I miss James Haven. A LOT. *sniff*
BTW, if anyone is a pet lover please say a little prayer for Kizzy and her fur baby? Please? I don't want to go into details since that's her business but I'm sure she could use a prayer.
Topic? Don't make Hulk Hogan's daughter angry. You wouldn't like her when she gets angry. (meh but I tried)
Submitted by angel_i on June 26, 2008 - 12:11am.
PPS. Mr. President wears a thong!
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Hey! How'd you get a hold of my Myspace page?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 26, 2008 - 12:11am.
that's it!!.. i'm "tucking back"... who wants to get catty!!... lemme at 'em!!LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 12:09am.
Aunt Bea, men don't play that shit of gang up. That is strictly a catty woman trait......no? lol
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Absolutely, that's why I said TV, Sheeps, ESE,
James Haven and Mr. President always make me laugh! I have never seen them attack each other or anyone else. It definately is a woman thing...LOL
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 11:03pm.
Hon, I *was* [past tense] "Giggles". I was just being silly. After having the lit torches, locked-n-loaded rifles and pitch forks after me here once upon a time I'm not about to start any witch hunts.
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That's, actually, what I was referring to...
I'm not even exactly sure who's who but you said something about seeing my butt the other day and I got scared for you;p (edited to add: No ESE! Not becuz my butt is scary! It's because I figured out who she was!)
I've gone off about it a couple of times already and I figured it was about time I took my own advice and shut up about the whole thing.
So Giggles, lemme jes say: Muy Gracias(?) for meking me Cholalicious! Cholizing my life was a blast:)
PS. HEY! I can be funny!
PPS. Mr. President wears a thong!
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
Aunt Bea, men don't play that shit of gang up. That is strictly a catty woman trait......no? lol
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 26, 2008 - 12:02am.
Yes Deb you have! ;)
Submitted by . on June 26, 2008 - 12:06am.
FREEING feeling. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Say it!
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!.... yeah, that IS nice!!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Aunt Bea: no women make you laugh here? (wink)
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Yes! plenty - yourself included. I was just speaking about how so many went after LA/HA and I never noticed our man folk doing it. I am not saying that LA/HA didn't go batshit and shouldn't have called people the names she did, I just think she was baited and then they pushed the eject button and had her banned. To me, that's not fighting fair.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
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I *do* remember:D I am very grateful.
And just so you know...I am, currently, avoiding all conversation that may lead to witch hunting. I don't like hunting of any kind unless I'm hungry or I need new clothes:)
LOL!
Hon, I *was* [past tense] "Giggles". I was just being silly. After having the lit torches, locked-n-loaded rifles and pitch forks after me here once upon a time I'm not about to start any witch hunts.
I change usernames like some people change hats or user pictures. I prefer to stay fluid. The people I know from here will always know who I am. That's good enough for me. Being a different FAKE name or FAKE picture from day to day doesn't make you instantly an evil, vile creature. It makes you a geek. *proud geek*
I stuck to one name at first here back when I first joined around 2007 but I soon tired of being targeted and trolled by people who couldn't stand that people actually liked me. So now I just don't give a fuck.
FREEING feeling. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
Say it!
lol