Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Daddy Just Came To "Supervise"
I should've stopped at the "daddy just came." Anypedo, Hulk Hogan just had to visit the set of Brooke Hogan's July Maxim photo shoot. Pop Tarts reports that daddy showed up to make sure his 20-year-old daughter didn't show too much skin. Yes, because the Hogans are such conservative puritans and they want to maintain that image in the public's eye. As you can tell, Hulk really cracked the whip during this shoot. She looks like a nun! Please, he cracked the whip alright, but in the privacy of his own basement.
And Brooke shouldn't try to make "sexy face" because it's looking more like "I just doodied in my panties face."
Visit Maxim to see more airbrushed pictures of Hulk's little girl.
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Aunt Bea, I have made you laugh and I have the LOL to prove it!
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Aunt Bea, I've never seen YOU be mean to anyone either so put yourself on the illustrious list of dlisted hotties.
Me? I can be a straight-up bitch when pushed to my limits.
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Thank you :)
I can be a bitch too, but like you I have to be pushed to a limit. I just don't see the point of fighting with people I don't know or baiting someone that obviously becomes easily unhinged!
Mr President....I was actually thinking of people like Slutts, Aphid, Nitty , City Barbie, as an example, not fishing....but thanks! You crack me up !
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Maxim has officially jumped the shark.
ps: if it helps, PSL, I think you're funny. :}
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
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I *do* remember:D I am very grateful.
And just so you know...I am, currently, avoiding all conversation that may lead to witch hunting. I don't like hunting of any kind unless I'm hungry or I need new clothes:)
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Lean Like a Chola
How long did it take Papa Hogan to adjust Brookie's boobs so they settled just right before they snapped each & every photo?
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:48pm
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Aw dude! I EDITED!!!
So fast. So fast you are!
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Lean Like a Chola
Angel_I, your avatar that you brought back pickles me tink. Don't forget 'giggles' helped you out with the lipstick and earrings and 'tear' tat. hahahaha. *wink*
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Informative info huh? Like how you got that Brooke Hogan hanging on your bathroom door?
the noose wouldn't fit anywhere in my living room
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Aunt Bea, I've never seen YOU be mean to anyone either so put yourself on the illustrious list of dlisted hotties.
Me? I can be a straight-up bitch when pushed to my limits.
TV, your breath smells funky. *pinch* Time for a, "Binaca Blast!"
Mr. President is a GIRLLLLLLLL *panty pull*
ESE is a DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE *tighty whitey wedgy*
I'm so wrong about you all. I give up.
Joker card is wild! Neener!
Topic? Maxim shmaxim-pad.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:40pm.
hey, stating informative info is not being mean!
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Informative info huh? Like how you got that Brooke Hogan poster hanging on your bathroom door?
poster♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 25, 2008 - 11:44pm.
yeah, explain your love letters to her mom?
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Aunt Bea: no women make you laugh here? (wink)
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
ESE thinks Brooke Hogan is hot. Especially her weiner.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 11:38pm.
You mean Kanye is a musician? I thought he was just some crazy blogger who played with glow sticks and Legos.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 11:40pm.
hey, stating informative info is not being mean!
OT: ssttiill ddoonn'tt ccaarree!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 25, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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Aw see that? I was just gonna tell you how MEAN they all were but I was too lazy to prove it...but there goes ESE, proving my point, exactly!
Don't be fooled, Aunt Bea!
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Mr. President on June 25, 2008 - 11:31pm.
I take out all my aggression by banging on my MacBook Air keyboard.
shameless plug for Kanye album sales!
*edited*... oh yeah, TV pees his pants!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 25, 2008 - 11:26pm.
I just have to say I can't read your posts without hearing Aunt Bea's voice in my head. Which is much better than the normal voices in my head.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 25, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Thanks Aunt Bea. That's because I take out all my aggression by banging on my MacBook Air keyboard.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 25, 2008 - 11:26pm.
thank you!... it's hard to be mean when ya don't know where ya are!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 11:24pm.
let's just hope those two things aren't combined. i would hate to imagine a three day trial to a Phoebe Price adult site... but i would imagine it would be free!
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The site is called CottageCheeseFantasy.com. The site is free. It's the years of therapy afterwards that will cost you.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 25, 2008 - 11:22pm
I just have to say: Team Val, Sheeps, ESE, James Haven and Mr. President crack me up! And you make me laugh by NOT being mean to anyone.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 25, 2008 - 11:23pm.
hey Mr President.....did you read that Aubrey O'Day will be on Broadway?
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Yeah, awesome news. She's going to show those no-talent hacks how it's done. I emailed MK the link. He didn't deem it worthy of his attention for some inexplicable reason. LOL.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 25, 2008 - 11:22pm.
oh!!.. bringing out the big guns are we?!?!... i'll see you at the sandbox at 3:00!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Mr. President on June 25, 2008 - 11:21pm.
let's just hope those two things aren't combined. i would hate to imagine a three day trial to a Phoebe Price adult site... but i would imagine it would be free!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
i still find it astounding that people can absolutely despise words on a screen.. it's comical
ESE, I prefer to laugh at words on a screen if I can. So much better for the tummy muscles. Words about douchebag hollyweirdos are about the least important words of all and should bring funny, guffaw times rather than fightin' times.
I'm with you on the topic of the actual topic. *yawn*
Unforch, words on a screen are oft words in print and words in print can stay around a longggggggggg time on the internets and stuffs.
hey Mr President.....did you read that Aubrey O'Day will be on Broadway?
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
Submitted by Aunt Bea on June 25, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 25, 2008 - 9:22pm.
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Agree with all of you.
And I'd like to add ESE is a doodoohead.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
The only words on my screen that I despise are "Your free three day trial period on our adult site has expired" and "Phoebe Price".
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 25, 2008 - 11:18pm.
don't threaten me!
OT: so not caring i can't even type i don't care... well, whaddya know... guess i was wrong
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 25, 2008 - 9:22pm.
I have to put my 2 cents in. Who gives a fuck? I don't think the crazy bitch deserved to be banned in the first place LA/HA took as much shit as she gave. The blame was not entirely on her. I don't know who she is, but she was bullied just as much as she bullied others. If she offended people to the extent they claim, then fine, and I didn't follow all the threads, so ban her, I don't care, but she got ganged up on when they could have ignored her ass. That's what I know.
So if she's back, I say fine. Do the right thing and IGNORE HER when/if she gets out of line. If you don't ignore her, and you are so sure she's a troll, then you are simply intentionally feeding the problem you so vehemently insist exists, which I only question, not deny.
Tiger, AMEN. I've tried saying that myself (not NEARLY as eloquently) to the point of exhaustion. Maybe people will listen to you. When you ping to a pong you're playing into someone's hand.
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Amen to both of you! LA/HA was NOT as bad as many made her out to be. She was baited by those who waited for her to arrive and then pounced.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 11:14pm.
I'm telling mom!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 25, 2008 - 11:11pm.
that's it!.. i officially hate you!..LOL!
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 25, 2008 - 10:59pm.
I hate that you said that!
*cries in fetal position*
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
THIS GIRL DOES LOOK LIKE SHE HAD A SEX CHANGE, SAGGGGY BOOBIES, SHES TRYIN TO BE HOT AND ITS NOT WORKING FOR HER -SHE NEEEDS TO STOP TRYIN TO BECOME FAMOUS SHE HAS NOTHING GOING FOR HER. HER NEW SHOW[IM NOT EXCITED]
Submitted by . on June 25, 2008 - 10:50pm.
i still find it astounding that people can absolutely despise words on a screen.. it's comical
OT: i don't care
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 25, 2008 - 9:22pm.
I have to put my 2 cents in. Who gives a fuck? I don't think the crazy bitch deserved to be banned in the first place LA/HA took as much shit as she gave. The blame was not entirely on her. I don't know who she is, but she was bullied just as much as she bullied others. If she offended people to the extent they claim, then fine, and I didn't follow all the threads, so ban her, I don't care, but she got ganged up on when they could have ignored her ass. That's what I know.
So if she's back, I say fine. Do the right thing and IGNORE HER when/if she gets out of line. If you don't ignore her, and you are so sure she's a troll, then you are simply intentionally feeding the problem you so vehemently insist exists, which I only question, not deny.
Tiger, AMEN. I've tried saying that myself (not NEARLY as eloquently) to the point of exhaustion. Maybe people will listen to you. When you ping to a pong you're playing into someone's hand.
Submitted by rook on June 25, 2008 - 10:44pm.
That's why I'm all for planned parenthood. It would be great to plan who your parents are going to be.
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she looks good in these pics, but I still think she's an ass and should give up trying to be famous
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“I love animals and the cruel things people say are not acceptable. Puppies are not accessories or toys and I love my own pets dearly–I treat them as if they were my children."
-Paris Hilton
She needs to ink herself with a "Mister YUCK" sticker face somewhere so daddy gets the msg.
Pretty but not beautiful.
i think she looks pretty good. i kinda feel bad for her. if i were going through what her family is, i'd probably throw myself off a cliff. and yeah, she may lack some class, but look at who her parents are. can you blame her?
Latin Honey is LA? How funny. At least her new personality is being civil.
wow, she's got that "my daddy fucks me at night my brother killed his friend and my mommy screws my classmates but please tell me i'm sexy when i tuck my penis back" look in her eyes... classic pose
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"In the pages of history.
In suicidal cavalry attacks.
I recognise...
myself in every stranger's eyes"
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 25, 2008 - 9:03pm.
She really doesn't look that bad for a Hogan.
She a big-boned girl, if you know what I mean.
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ITA, Manimal
Hohohogan gets on my last nerve cuz she COULD be such a good spokesperson for the bigger girl. But there she is, a big zero. *sigh*
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
hohoho, I saw her profile on the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site ukblackloving.c om last week. It said she is interested in seeking a rich man for sugar daddy on that site! what a fool woman!
She really doesn't look that bad for a Hogan.
She a big-boned girl, if you know what I mean.
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Bleached blond hair and BLACK roots. Always the sign of a classy broad.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 25, 2008 - 8:46pm.
Well, she IS a dog.
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Ha ha, Mr. President! True, she is the Beast that won't die. Her career however, has left a Will, and it requests some dignity in death.
We just observed her dad, the Hulk Hogarilla
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs