Wednesday, June 25th 2008
Daddy Just Came To "Supervise"
I should've stopped at the "daddy just came." Anypedo, Hulk Hogan just had to visit the set of Brooke Hogan's July Maxim photo shoot. Pop Tarts reports that daddy showed up to make sure his 20-year-old daughter didn't show too much skin. Yes, because the Hogans are such conservative puritans and they want to maintain that image in the public's eye. As you can tell, Hulk really cracked the whip during this shoot. She looks like a nun! Please, he cracked the whip alright, but in the privacy of his own basement.
And Brooke shouldn't try to make "sexy face" because it's looking more like "I just doodied in my panties face."
Visit Maxim to see more airbrushed pictures of Hulk's little girl.
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The 2nd and 3rd thumbnails are soo freaking hot!! (if you cover up the the tranny face)
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[[[[[[[[[[[[OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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I actually think she looks great.
It is the first time I have ever seen her without all that clownish 1982 makeup that she tends to pile on.
If she would take a hint from this shoot... and wear her makeup like this all the time. People would stop thinking she was a tranny. haha!
Submitted by FritoDorito: "Maybe there's some sort of Daddy Pervert club that we don't know about, because Hollyweird is full of these sick fucks."
I think you're right.
Maxim aka Douche Digest
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Agreed. I thought Cammy put on 30 pounds and a couple cup sizes.
She can't be 20. Honestly, she lookes 40 at least.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
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Hulk just went there to make sure Maxim didn't uncover Hulks handprints on Brookes ass.
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It's cool that the hair stylist gave her those fake black roots for the shoot. You know, what with her being a natural perma-blonde.
terry bollea attended this photoshoot to make sure something was dangling between brooke's breastses and that her pants were unzipped justtothere. like miley's vf shoot it was a day of dad n daughter bonding.
and yes... the cellmates nick bollea fought to have are probably getting inspired by these piccies.
She looks sexy to me. Big chichis.
Hulk is her father, he isn't sexually attracted to her. I mean Hulk has always been looking out for her. He went to her music video shoots for the same reason. I think he is just being fatherly.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
Trying.Too.Hard.
They must have photoshopped her peen out of the pictures.
Are Hulk and Daddy Cyrus new bff's?
They're totally doing the Achy Breaky Horizontal Hustle.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
"Anypedo"
MK, you slay me!
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Run! It's the clergy!
One small step from soft-core porn pictorals to full-frontal titty movies.
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Inmates at Nick Hogan's cell couldn't take any longer and just gave him the "you and your sister reaaaaaaaaaaaaally look the same, spread'em bitch!" look.
Ha...when i first read the title...I thought it was "Daddy just came to "supersize".....hahahahah *SNORT* hahahahahahahahahaha!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Well that's it i will never look at maxim again!! Who paid for this ugly ass slut to be in the mag..hulk hogan and his 28 inch pythons??? One mans opinion- this skank is one fugly fucking bitch who's rich daddy is wasting his money trying to make her famous, and it's not working!!
I hope the maintenance people had no problem removing all the steroid enriched jizz from the floor.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
sexiest man in a bikini.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Ok, I did a double take. I thought this was Cameron Diaz.
Maybe there's some sort of Daddy Pervert club that we don't know about, because Hollyweird is full of these sick fucks.
@Alltheprettyones:
I love the word "Fucktivity"
brilliant.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Looks like that Britney impersonator
was able to fill in for Brooke at the shoot.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Her body looks great in these pictures. That's my nice comment for the day.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
What a sad excuse for a hooker.
She looks like she's having some killer menstrual cramps.
Oh wait, men don't menstruate. My bad.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
I love these hands on fathers, like Billy Ray Cyrus and Hulk Hogan. Looking after the virtue of their little innnocents! Why don't Hulk and Brooke just come clean about their incestuous love for one another. Linda doesn't give a fuck, Brooke has disowned her, and she is shagging a 39, I mean 19yr old. Nick is getting the salami between two buns in jail. Everyone is happy. No need for them to hide their true affection for one anothers leathery privates!
Wow, Brooke. Those estrogen pills are working great!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by zomay on June 25, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Is it National Gross Day?
I think you are right. Today is full of eyeball stinging, stomach churning fucktivity.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Ok MK, I thought anything, ANYTHING would be better than the Mini Me sex post, but, Uhm, no. THis is even more foul.
Ah, Mariah's photoshopper's been busy again, I see...
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
WTF??? WHY would any man want to see his DAUGHTER like this? The whole Hogan clan are some sick ass fucktards.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
If I were a guy I would just stick to spanking off to the Victoria's Secret catalogue and that's it. This crap is even too bad to be mediocre. She looks like a goddamn tranny. Come to think of it, she probably is one.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Why is she wearing dog tags? Nevermind, I get it. *ralph*
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~George Carlin. RIP George.
Is it National Gross Day?
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)