Wednesday, June 25th 2008
When Is La Pequeña Getting Her Own Sex Tape?
La Pequeña has returned with a new wig, dress and song. Damn! Who knew they made such hot wigs for children?! This shit was probably a Bratz children's wig and La Pequeña made it her own. She has serious beauty skills. And when is this sexy slut going to get her own TV show, movie, record deal, cosmetics line and......sex tape?
Wait a tiny dick minute! Mini-Me is going to need a new co-star for the sequel to his sex tape. Just imagine Mini-Me and La Pequeña bumping baby nalgas! No, don't imagine that, unless you don't want to sleep for the next week or two. Culo! Culo!
Thanks Opiedog
MK you need to get on the ball cholo. I had seen this a couple days ago, but then again you were in Vegas having fun unlike me, so all I had to do was wait for La Pequeña'a next vid to come out.
GRAN CULO CULO.
Oh and someone said where did MK learn all these spanish words, isn't MK Latino????
L♥VE,
PCA
"It's Rojo Calieñte Times!"
YEY Another video!
No time to post but I will check out soon
and MK: who is teaching you all those spanish words? I love that you used 'nalga'! lmao
She's so hot she burst the soccor ball!
Submitted by Rumplestiltskin... on June 25, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Um...I think these ARE her sex-tapes!
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ROFLMFHO...and YES cosigning..there was much friction going on in those tapes..that constitutes sex right? And if it's being taped..hence a sex tape...La Pequena is brilliant..she is totally subjecting us to internet porn, and we didn't even know it..
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OOooohhhh this explains why I always feel so dirty after watching one of these. :( I guess I can no longer say that I don't watch porn.
As long as she's happy and doing what she wants to do then more power to her!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
She gave me a free HJ
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I strongly suggest you find more on hot hook-up club RICHLOVING.COM where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!
Let me get this straight: someone put a wig on ET, taught him Spanish and then taught him to do sexy times?
I must say, ET took to exhibitionism like a duck takes to water.
And where in the hell is BARBADO SLIM?
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Dios Mio----por favor, just the teensiest bit of Klonopin? Just a little something to lift the heaviness after viewing this mess.-------------Uptown James
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Submitted by mike on June 26, 2008 - 3:04am.
If La Paquena isn't chosen as 2008's Hot Slut of the Year, well, I don't know what I'll do, but it will be drastic.
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At this point in the year mike, I think it's pretty much a given who we'll all be voting for! Hot Slut of the Year is way more important than some presdential election! La Pequeña's got the grassroots support from us sluts!
Okay wait umm so phoebe price wasn't a pussy cat doll!! Why did I think she was?
MY FAVORITE CHOLA!!!!!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
It's official. La Pequena has ruined all other men and/or women for me. La Pequena or death!
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
Dame nalgada!
This little freak is like a trainwreck...you just can't look away! Why do I need to see something that scares the shit out of me, especially when it breaks out that cackling witch laugh?
Summer Blockbuster
La Pequena , Mini-me and Rex the wonder dog starring in "Whose Your Baby Daddy?" or "Run Dog Run".
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Where's Machine?
He needs to put out a sex tape!!! That sexy thing what ever he his.
Did Machine and La Pequeña move on :(
They are so good together, like peanut butter
and jelly, like Laverne and Shirley, like Bo and Luke Duke.
Hottest Slut of ALL TIME!
I call brads penis a little midget mother fucker all the time.
I'd like to dress it up like La Pequina here and slap the shit out of it.
Midget dick son of a bitch!
If La Paquena isn't chosen as 2008's Hot Slut of the Year, well, I don't know what I'll do, but it will be drastic.
Don't do it manimal5! Don't choke your chicken like that!!
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Dee, you know I got your MoonPie, hangin! Manimal, it's okay to embrace your inner small person, hon!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I just watched the whole vid. I'm going to hate myself in the morning.
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Submitted by NitWitty on June 25, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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Word my little moonpie. ♥
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
El Pequena for president
O pequena Pequena! It's the spamming hour! See you soon...
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Freakin' awesome; La Pequena never lets me down. I loved the floor crawl with the deflated soccer ball... that was the best.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
MK, you complete me. You are the moon to my solar system. This was the icing on my proverbial cake. I dunno what I want to sink my teefs into more, your moon or my cake. Either way, I'm going to bed with La pequena dancing in my head so it's all good!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Damn shes so fine!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I heard that she is a hot member of ~~((((~~++ ++ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m++~~)))))~~~ ,where single ,white and black men want ro find sexual,beatutiful and pretty girlfriends.
Submitted by Rumplestiltskin... on June 25, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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ROFLMFHO
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Ok, you got me. WTF are you laughing off?
O wait: Your fat heiny? (just guessing, not being rude!)
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 25, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Um...I think these ARE her sex-tapes!
.......................
ROFLMFHO...and YES cosigning..there was much friction going on in those tapes..that constitutes sex right? And if it's being taped..hence a sex tape...La Pequena is brilliant..she is totally subjecting us to internet porn, and we didn't even know it..
Um...I think these ARE her sex-tapes!
♥ Ah...good times, good times...
Lean Like a Chola
VIVA LA PEQUENA
Submitted by RichBitch on June 25, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 26, 2008 - 1:53am. What? What? Don't tell me you wouldn't peek...
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I'd do more than peek! ;-D
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Looks like I have a career in producing/directing kinky midget porn...OUTSTANDING!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 26, 2008 - 1:53am. What? What? Don't tell me you wouldn't peek...
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I'd do more than peek! ;-D
La Pequeña looks so sexy.I like her.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by RichBitch on June 25, 2008 - 7:21pm.
I wanna see La Pequeña as Smurfette!
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...with a strap on furiously doin' Verne Troyer who is ball gagged and blind folded, yelling "CALL ME DADDY BITCH" in Spanish as farm animals look on....
What? What? Don't tell me you wouldn't peek...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hopefully after my death...
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di7KofSsy_k
That's the real Marisela Santibañez, she is a host of a football(soccer) show.
See her hair? That explains La pequeña's new wig and the ball.
Well, La Pequeña has now officially accomplished more with a soccer ball this year than David Beckham.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
MK, thank you-you have redeemed yourself. After Mini-Me, I didn't think I could enjoy a little person again.
LaPequena for Hot Slut of the Year!!!
sorry, this shit scares me.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
I wanna see La Pequeña as Smurfette!
One moment...Evening Gown Glamour La Pequeña.
The next..POOF!...Sporty La Pequeña!!
Such range AND glamor.
(sigh...)
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No I haven't been drinking, why do you ask?
Mike: Hayden is so hot, she could melt Fabio's butterface. I don't get the same vibe from La Paquena.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Bumping baby nalgas!?!?!? Nooooooooooooo!!!!
Methinks the cameraman is trying to catch a nip slip.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 25, 2008 - 8:05pm.
Forget Verne Troyer, I'd love to see a La Pequeña and Hayden Panettiere sex tape. Hot stuff.
Huh? Here I've been thinking La Paquena IS Hayden Panettiere and Machine is Milo Vertimiglia with a mask!
how come La Pequeña's dime store wig look so right, but solange's wig (which had to be bought with house of derriere residuals) looks so wrong?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Forget Verne Troyer, I'd love to see a La Pequeña and Hayden Panettiere sex tape. Hot stuff.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
In the immortal words of La P/Wino herself...No, No, NO!!!!!!
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Run! It's the clergy!