KFed Wishes
File this under: In KFed's Bong Dreams. InTouch is reporting that KFed has been offered seven-figures to be the new face of the Christopher Brian Collection. Chris Stokes, co-owner of the line, said, “We feel Kevin would be a great model for the line."
A source said that KFed hasn't officially signed on because he's busy with other projects right now. Source said, “Kevin is also working with Chris on his music and movie career."
Music and movies?! Please, KFed doesn't have the time right now because he's this close to finishing Grand Theft Auto IV. He's stuck on the last mission, but when he completes that, he'll be ready to accept new projects.
Seriously, nobody's going to pay this stoner douche seven-figures! I think the source got it wrong. They are going to give him 7 ounces of digweed. They are getting ripped off, because KFed will do it for 1 ounce.
He has millions of fans on my current dating site ' !!!sugarmingle . c o m Many of them are successful men and beautiful women. BTW, I heard that several celebrities join the site, including Britney, Hilton, Charlie Sheen, Justin, George Clooney, etc. The site is really HOT.
He looks handsome. He is a great player. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at sugardaddy dating site " !!!.sugarmingle . com" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
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he looks more and more like charles manson every day.
He is a cool man. we all love him. there are so many fans of him. and they set up the groups related to stars. you can even check out his sexy and beautiful photos, videos and blogs on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating
If there's anything that looks more ridiculous than a man in a suit and tie, sporting giant diamonds in both ears...well, I don't know what that might be.
Ummmm...KFed...as the custodial parent of two little boys, you might wanna keep your distance from the little boy toucher. Call me crazy. Also, if Michael Jackson shows up on your doorstep wanting to be your new bff, just say no. 'kay??
isn't chris stokes the child-touching ex-manager of b2k or immature or someone? hmmm....
And what could he model for? Rat food?
WHY WHY WHY???
kfed is such a waste of space air and other thing
he look like he smells like clot 45 and ass sweat
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I dated a guy like KFED a long time ago. He was a total loser of my past. He had children (yes plural) with two women. He ended up to be just as crazy as them. But his mom took care of the kids. He would take them for a little while and babysit, but she did most of the work. He did his drugs and (like MK said in this post) played Grand Theft Auto!! But because his mom provided a more stable environment than the dirtbag girls he impregnated, he was awarded custody. It wasn't because he was better parent. Far from it.
I have a feeling KFED is the same way. Like other posters have mentioned, I can't picture him feeding, changing diapers, and playing with toddlers all day. But as long as someone is taking care of them, that's all that matters. But they will probably grow up to be really screwed up.
I just thought of how haggard jamie spears looks these days after working day and night trying to keep britney in line. this is a grown man! as her dad he even has some authority over her.
those babies for whom she was the whole world...how awful.
also jamie has seen whatever is going on at kfed's house and he isn't complaining about it. I doubt he is inclined to cut kfed much slack.
I don't think kfed changes a lot of diapers. I think he probably just plays with the kids and other fun stuff. in between video games. oh he probably tries out his new rap compositions on them.
I sort of see both sides of this issue. I remember a routine of Chris Rock's where he was talking about black men being all proud of themselves, saying, "I take care of my kids!" Rock said, "Bitch, that's what you're SUPPOSED to do!" I do think he saw dollar signs when Shitney cozied up to a man in a relationship w/ a pregnant baby mama.
That being said, I don't think anyone is talking about throwing KFed a parade, but I do think it's worth noting that he has stepped up to the plate (seemingly). Regardless of whether it started out as a ploy by his lawyers or not, I'd wager he's learned a lot & the boys are in a more stable environment.
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haha! no kidding. well until it is proven otherwise I will always believe that the award was for the knocking chicks up skill rather than the taking care of the kiddies skill.
or maybe they were just trying to think of a way to get him to pay off his bar tab. :)
At least the boys aren't appearing in photos with that deer-in-the-headlights look. They are apparently away from the circus that their mother lives in and are in a stable, albeit parentless, situation, because I doubt K-Fed is sitting home reading them stories and doing Play-Doh. But at least they seem to have some kind of serenity away from the spotlight. I'd like to see ONE photo of those boys at a park, smiling, like normal children. I really have yet to see that.
K-Fed may not be an ideal parent, but he's not a shitty, substandard one, and as forever.now says, someone is giving those boys what they need, even if K-Fed is just paying a nanny to do it, and they are not looking scared in the arms of a drunken parent on a midnight run to Rite-Aid.
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I have not forgotten about shar and her kiddies with kfed. her children seem to be well raised and that is all to her credit.
I think kfed was able to see that what she was doing was correct. heck. I used to say if there was any way to give the booboos to shar that would be great! haha
but we never saw kfed go after shar's kids partly because there was no reason to. I know he likes money but I wouldn't be surprised if britney would have been willing to give him money if he stopped fighting her for custody.
I also have not forgotten that kfed got his award from a nightclub.
I don't think his parenting skills are super great. it is just he isn't dangerous for the kids to be around and britney was (and still might be).
it is a sad situation that is being played out in many other households.
I do feel bad for the babies. Unfortunately I see trailer trash parents that are worse than Britney almost every day at the mall. Crazy sluts I knew in high school that now have 5 babies, screaming at them and shit in public. And worse. Bad parents are everywhere and it's evident in the kids you see throwing fucking fits all over the place and acting like brats.
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Submitted by forever.now on June 26, 2008 - 10:12am.
it isn't that kfed is an awesome parent. it is just he is the better of the two because he isn't crazy. he has some idea of what children need even if someone other than him does it.
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No Lie, DANG!! Didn't mean to strike a cord, hell I didn't give Kfed the father of the year award or anything.. LOL..
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Submitted by axopire on June 26, 2008 - 10:09am.
Exactly. Didn't he leave Shar while she was like 9 months pregnant to jump on the Cheeto Express?
He TOTALLY leaves the kids with nannies while he goes and douches it up with Brit's money and enjoys his Zlist "fame". He's not staying home and changing diapers, that's for fucking sure.
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it isn't that kfed is an awesome parent. it is just he is the better of the two because he isn't crazy. he has some idea of what children need even if someone other than him does it.
britney had lost the ability. although I do think she did better when she only had sean or even up to right after jayden was born. but then she changed. I do hope she eventually gets better and is able to be in her children's lives.
I know that is kind of sappy but these kids are just babies. I imagine they love both britney and kfed.
Oklahoma- I don't think he needs to work anymore to take care of the kids. He gets a lot in child support from Brit. Like more than I make in a year every month! He could move to a small midwest town (where the cost of living isn't so high) and live very well.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 26, 2008 - 2:55pm.
It kills me how K-fed is considered a "good dad" now. Back when he was married to BritBrit, it was all about what an asshole he was, cheating on her and partying all the time. That hasn't really changed. He's just "smart" enough to listen to his lawyers and keep it all on the DL now. He orchestrates pap shots very rarely that set him up to look like a great dad, but I seriously doubt he's become a saint. He just had the good fortune of being able to afford great consultants and not going totally insane and losing his feeble mind like Brit did. They are both shitty ass parents.
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I completely agree. I'm sorry but the amount of clubbing he does is very similar to Tranny Clown but she gets attacked and mauled for it while he gets Father of the Year awards just because he's kept the kids away from Shitney with a nanny while he pisses off to go and snort lines in some seedy nightclub. Secondly everyone forgets how he abandoned his two children with Shar Jackson in the first place to get a cheeto contract into fame and fortune.
Funny timing! I'm on the last mission strand of GTA right now! The two alternate endings should be quite interesting and I'm almost done with the first version. Doing it with a clear head though and damn it if work and a social life are preventing me from finishing this wonderfully cool game! That boat of drug smugglers needs to be taken down and NOW! Oh well, off to recoup the money $ spent on this game!
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Honestly, I think K-fed is a douchebag who WANTS HIS FUCKING MONEY and is willing to do anything to get it - including being a decent parent. I don't think wanting to have a bigger family and to be a loving dad were the reasons he got with Shitney in the first place, do you? His world revolves around getting her money. Yeah, he might be bucking up and being a dad finally but he doesn't deserve accolades for it. That's what any decent human being does, and without millions of dollars as an incentive.
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Bradiful, I agree, I think that's exactly what happened, we all have to learn to parent, when that time comes..
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Bradiful, That's right. Even if its his lawyers telling him what to do, That's ok. b/c they are teaching him the rights and wrongs of parenting. So maybe he's willing to learn. IDK what's going on. It just seems like the babies are in a safe place w/ him for now. And he needs to work wherever to keep a roof over their head and food in their tummies.
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OK. So now K-Fed is hot and a good dad. *shoots self in face*
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My only 1 and 1/2 cents about K-Fed the parent, he had the sense to not go down with the Shitney Ship and did what he and his lawyers had to do to save the kids, along the way, he became an observer like everyone else of what was happening to the mother of his kids and his kids in turn became his life preservers in many ways.
You can read what you want into all that, however he has recovered from a stigma few shake, which by default I have to credit him with.
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Tell Kfed don't drop the soap. Chris Stokes is the guy accused of molesting members of the group B2K.
You know, I kind of think he looks like Ben Affleck, who I also never thought was attractive...
yeah I do give him credit for getting the booboos from britney. he seems to be aware of some important child rearing facts like dr. pepper and doritos = not good for babies.
oh, what the hell.
at least he's working.
I seem to be in a forgiving mood.
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K-Fed IS hot, hate to say. With someone else dressing him, telling him how to pose, and not allowing him to speak, he should be fine. However, I agree that men don't want to be like him, so he's not a good representative for a fashion line. Image problem.
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If he does become a "model for the line", they should pay him what the average male model makes. Maybe they are only doing below the neck shots so we won't really know that it's him.
Didn't he have this huge beer gut, like 2 months ago in that photo of him golfing? Yeah, that's sexy. blech.
It kills me how K-fed is considered a "good dad" now. Back when he was married to BritBrit, it was all about what an asshole he was, cheating on her and partying all the time. That hasn't really changed. He's just "smart" enough to listen to his lawyers and keep it all on the DL now. He orchestrates pap shots very rarely that set him up to look like a great dad, but I seriously doubt he's become a saint. He just had the good fortune of being able to afford great consultants and not going totally insane and losing his feeble mind like Brit did. They are both shitty ass parents.
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Bradiful.. OKAY WOW is right!
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The douchbag is within a half mile of being handsome but really you have got to be sick in the head to find the man attractive. And that's why Britney married him. Ha!
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hehe.. well that is ok then. kfed will be so happy! :)
Hekki on June 26, 2008 - 9:37am.
KFed is good raw material. He has nice bone structure. So all they have to do is bulk him up a little and give him a good haircut and shave.
- That's what I always saw and thought, now if he can learn some new tricks, he'll be able to eventually move on and out form under Shitters assflap burn butt shadow.
OKAY WOW!
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Well I throw in some credit for him taking care of his kids.
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I can see that kfed looks ok. but having sold men's clothes I can't imagine too many men wanting to be more kfedesque. he is a male golddigger who somewhat redeemed himself by virtue of not being insane enough to let britney keep the booboos.
F-Fed. KFC. I guess it would make too much sense.
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I know some of you think K-Fed is hot, but I could never fuck him. Sick! It's wrong to take advantage of the mentally retarded like that.
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Forever.Now.. Yes, I did leave out that I have had my morning coffee and meds. But I'm just a lonely girl, and as this computer screen is looking pretty hot to me right now.. Nah, I think Kfed is a'ight!!
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KFed is good raw material. He has nice bone structure. So all they have to do is bulk him up a little and give him a good haircut and shave.
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have you had your morning frapp yet? you, um, may have just insinuated that kfed is sexay. granted he does look somewhat better now that all the cheeto dust is gone.
Plus, His contract w/ Burger King has to be up first before he can start another project.. Remember that commercial he did a couple years back. That was pretty funny shit!!!
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omg... is there really a niche market: guys who want to look like kfed?
where is kanye and that golddigger song when you need them?
Well, I think Kfed will look pretty good. I mean, they can make anyone look ok, right? Plus he's pretty hot!, I mean, he's not w/ Britney anymore. soooo..
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