Thursday, June 26th 2008
What's Wrong With This Picture?
When evil trolls smile, something bad is going to happen. Mary-Kate Olsen has been smiling too much lately which means the end of the world is near. She's already set up her safe shelter in a tree trunk underneath a bridge and filled it with dead squirrels and big girl shoes.
MK showed her evil troll teefs at the premiere of "The Wackness" in NYC last night. This is the same movie where 22-year-old MK makes out with 64-year-old Ben Kingsley. Sir Ben told People, "She was completely in charge."
For Sir Ben's sake, I hope MK didn't use tongue. Feeling baby lizard tongue go down your throat will eff you up for life.
Wireimage, Wenn
She smiles so charming in this pic...she should keep it.I have seen her many pictures when she smiles and closed her mouth,that's the world difference...more pictures on the famous site !!!.sugarmingle . c o m. you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek hot girls...
I usually hate having to register for sites and open up accounts...but I just HAD to do it this time to tell MK that he is HILARIOUS!!!!! I laughed through this whole post.
I love you, MK. Lets be best friends forever!
Shes got a penis
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Michael K you genius. Yes. She is an evil troll. That is it, precisely. Damn.
people tell me i look like her, but i never got it, maybe cuz i'm not troll size, but with her smiling, i guess they are right, like it or not, i look like an olsen twin.
The Wackness. Straight to the internet to be dl for free
Submitted by Devore on June 26, 2008 - 10:02am.
MK usually doesnt show teeth when she smiles, her sisters is the twin who is healthier.
My theory is smiling uses facial muscles, which require energy.
People who do not eat food havent an excess of energy and smiling hurts the non eaters.
Another example would be Kate Bosworth.
Bosworth is known for having an exuberant smile.
When she stopped eating a couple of years ago, she looked as if she barely had enough energy to stand upright let alone smile. In the photos taken of Bosworth during that time, she wore a sickly grin pasted on her grim face but she did not smile.
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Anorexia also fucks with les dents. Your gums recede and the teeth just look generally unhealthy.
Veneers or not, Mary-kate looks so much better when she smiles. It's amazing what at least the appearance of happiness can do to one's face.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Submitted by aneurysm on June 26, 2008 - 11:46am.
i'm betting on new veneers as well.
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Me too...I'd seen hints of her teeth in the past and thought: Well, at least she keeps her mouth closed.
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
"The Wackness" . This is the same movie where 22-year-old MK makes out with 64-year-old Ben Kingsley.
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I wonder if a movie has ever been more appropriately named....?
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.Lean Like a Chola
Ashley and Ben Kingsley?!?!?!?!
Be still my ♥.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
i'm betting on new veneers as well. she sort of looks like jamie lynn spears here.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 8:30am.
NovaNightly,
Oh i loved Spirited Away!!! Did you see Howls Moving Castle?
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Clarisse....
TOTALLY!! I own both movies and LOVE them!! I have been watching Spirited Away like every night now since my 3yr old boys now love it too!! They HAVE to watch it everyday...lol.
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
MK usually doesnt show teeth when she smiles, her sisters is the twin who is healthier.
My theory is smiling uses facial muscles, which require energy.
People who do not eat food havent an excess of energy and smiling hurts the non eaters.
Another example would be Kate Bosworth.
Bosworth is known for having an exuberant smile.
When she stopped eating a couple of years ago, she looked as if she barely had enough energy to stand upright let alone smile. In the photos taken of Bosworth during that time, she wore a sickly grin pasted on her grim face but she did not smile.
The apocalypse is just around the corner....but.....
The birth of the Brangelina Twins will annoit the earth with their holiness & they will save us all.
NovaNightly,
Oh i loved Spirited Away!!! Did you see Howls Moving Castle?
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Run! It's the clergy!
Ok...the only one that gets to dress like Princess Leia around here is ME!! Damn you Mary-Kate....damn you to troll hell!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
They look like Star Wars extras.
And gross, just gross.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Her smile screams "I have more money than you ever will, bitches!" Ugh, so depressing.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
MK looks really cute here......Sensimina, since MK had a nose job last year, it is a lot easier to tell them apart.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
Looks like a grimace of pain, as if hemmohroids are burning and itching and can't be scratched in public.
Hey, I was just joking. You should see some of my favorite movies, they all have some pretty extreme stuff.
And shit, Harold and Maude?? You kidding me, I LOVE that movie! Such a gem, too bad very few people know it. You just made me want to watch it again...
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Poor Ben.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Submitted by The C word on June 26, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Nice shoes, Mary-Kate.
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Holy MF shit! THE SHOES!
And I bet she paid a shitload of cash to look this stupid.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
SquashPosh, *waving* Hi!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
she looks better when she smiles. and at least now i know which twin is which.
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My dad always told me the more you stomp in poop, the more it stinks - Billy "Bloody Genius" Ray Cyrus
Fucking Classy, "Harold & Maude" was a cinematic masterpiece, one of my favorites and a classic. A 20 year old made out with an 80 year old. However this film is gonna be shit with a Trollsen, even if Sir Ben is in it.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
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And yet another thing I don't want to see...blech and shudder.
Nice shoes, Mary-Kate.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Haha, Olsens, Pepaws, Trolls.. I love that! OMG, My friend used to date a 60yr old.. One day I went over to their house, and she's like 25, I had some Subway food eating it. She leaned over to kiss him.. *flushes puke* It was the sickest thing I have ever witnessed in my life! Oh man! Like WTF??? I almost lost my food, I still can't get that out of my head, that was like 5 years ago.. *shakes*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
No "Pruuune" this time, I see.
And this must be a pretty fucked up script to involve a 22 yr old making out with a 64 yr old.
Mmm, I think I might watch it now.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Woah, she actually looks really good in that pic. Dare I say it, healthy, too! She has pretty eyes. now she just has to work on her wardrobe choices.
Looks like she got into Mommy's closet again to play dress-up.
These little trolls have a way of making the clothes wear them, not the other way around.
How small are they???
Her and her fur wearing sister annoy the shit out of me.
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
She actually looks normal in that pic. Not that usual, scowling, troll doll look.
Fuck, now there's no way for me to tell them apart. I used to know that MK was the miserable troll and Ashley was the troll with the forced grin.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Mary-Kate is smiling?
Someone hold me!
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Run! It's the clergy!
She's really cute when she smiles. That's all