Thursday, June 26th 2008
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Naomi the Terrible showed up to Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday dinner last night even though she's been banned from presenting at tomorrow's concert in Hyde Park. Mandela let Naomi come as long as she sat at the kid's table and didn't talk to anybody. Naomi showed up with her new boyfriend, Marcus Elias. New boyfriend did a good job of hiding the bruises on his face because you know Naomi beats his ass.
Other guests at Mandela's birthday dinner included Oprah, Neil Diamond, Forrest Whitaker, Chelsea Clinton and a bunch of other hos. And who the hell does Oprah think she is? Karl Lagerfeld?!
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Kim Cattrall seriously shines in that dress and those jewels! Her gold earrings and diamond and gold 1970s estate ring are by Doyle & Doyle.
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WOW...That suit is much better than before.The most nasty one I've seen is on the site **sugarmingle . com**you can't imagine how terrible it is !!!
you know . . . she's actually quite pretty.
very very pretty.
too bad she's bat shit crazy.
What's with Gordon Ramsay in the chef's jacket? Unless he was actually doing the cooking, that was tacky.
BITCH
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
where was security when nay nay crashed the party?
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
I only wonder what stinky scientology ass of Will Smith is doing there (on the last pic) and standing in such an honorary position over Mandela????
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I think I'd rather go to Paris Hilton's birthday celebration than spend any time in the company of this lot.
Morons.
good god, is that bob geldof in the white suit? wtH? bitch looks GOOD. how did THAT happen? ... oh, right. knifeplay. i forgot the crowd i was talking about for a minute.
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but, then again, what do i know?
oh god what a low class ghetto diva bitch. mandela told her she wasn't invited what part of that doesn't she understand? if i where nelson, i would have had her ass removed ASAP. he's just too nice a guy you know?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Naomi looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
When is Wino singing? Is CNN there to show it LIVE??
This isn't Marcus Elias. It's Russian real estate mogul - Vladislav Doronin.
Naomi looks good here. I can't hate. I love the dress. She has beautiful skin. Too bad it's just a matter of time before the ugly on the inside comes out again.
Cool
I ♥ Annie Lennox, I can't stand Kim Cattrall.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Naomi holding hands with a man looks all kinds of wrong - everyone knows she's been sleeping with chicks for years (hence her lack of high profile relationships with men for the last decade or so). Whoever said "rent-an-actor" is right - I bet she booked him for the event from a modelling agency!
Denzel, Forrest and Will! I may have to get my ass over to Hyde Park tomorrow
To be seated next to her at dinner would be terrifying. All those pointy forks and knives in such close proximity. Not to mention stemware.
Peculiar guest list, considering who Mandela is. An odd bunch of American and British celebs. Anyone from SA? Or any other African countries?
Annie Lennox, Uma Thurman, Bobby DeNiro, Bill Clinton, hot Clinton daughter, Kim Cattrall, Forest Whitaker and his wife, Neil Diamond, Bob Geldof and of course, Nelson Mandela are all hotness.
How can anyone fall for Naomi Campbell? Her personality must be SHIT.
Annie Lennox looks hotter than all those bitches.
That is not Marcus Elias. Marcus Elias is a balding, Brazilian, business tycoon.
Chelsea Clinton is to me commended for coming out as a decent girl, grades, low profile etc. However that is one of the nastiest looking bitches I've ever seen. No one if fuglier than Tori Spelling, but you know that is a whole different ball park. Naomi's has got herself a hot piece, they look good together, the boyfriend, Naomi, and her forehead.
p.s. how fucking hot does pierce brosnan look, swoooonnn
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Denzel, Denzel, Denzel.
Say it like Eddie Murphy in "The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps".
"Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!"
I stand by my word. Chelsea Clinton's qualities (if she has them) definately do not include being known to be beautiful or "hot".
Submitted by Triscuit on June 26, 2008 - 10:50am.
hey you slutty mcslutterstein!! ♥SMOOCH♥
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Chef Ramsey?
Kim Cattrell?
Pierce Brosnan?
Neil Diamond?
This is some wild guest list.
Mandela looks great for a 90 year old.
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on June 26, 2008 - 10:45am.
I know she's had plastic surgery to fix her nose and all that but the fact is Chelsea is ugly. Everybody knows that. She's not an attractive woman. And she is so far from hot she may as well be ice.
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And you've spoken to everybody huh? Got the pulse of the nation on this one? She's ugly to you, that's fair enough. She's beautiful to me. Of course I can only speak for myself since I don't have your resources.
Submitted by missy on June 26, 2008 - 11:48am.
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Hello Mamma!!!!
♥ you!
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"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."George Carlin,R.I.P.
Chelsea Clinton does the best she can with what she has. She's done well in school, she keeps her panties on and her biz out of the news. She seems remarkably well-adjusted, given her parents and her circumstances. I give her a thumbs-up.
hi sluts!!
all i wanna know is did wino make it
(happy birthday mandela)
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Submitted by Dominique Devereaux: "Every time I see Naomi's boyfriend I think he looks like "Rent An Actor". "
That's what I think, too! He looks like the stock investment banker character on "Law & Order".
How great would it be if chef Gordon Ramsey and Naomi Campbell got into a fight at the party?
My money would be on Ramsey.
Submitted by bambam on June 26, 2008 - 11:40am.
i remember seeing Chelsea Clinton once as a tweener. She and a gf walked into my store, followed by a female Secret Service officer. It took me a few seconds to realize why a business-suited woman talking into her sleeve was tailing two little girls.
Reason I'm telling this is because I love how she's grown into a beautiful young woman. She's smokin hot.
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I know she's had plastic surgery to fix her nose and all that but the fact is Chelsea is ugly. Everybody knows that. She's not an attractive woman. And she is so far from hot she may as well be ice.
Wonder if Naomi hears the constant sound of a clicking clock that is her career.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
neil diamond
fucking hot for his age, damn
chelsea is adorable.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Happy Birthday Nelson!
Nice wig-do Naomi.
Couldn't Gordon 'Fuckin' Ramsay find another shirt to wear, for Chrissakes?
Love Annie Lennox but wish she had worn a different colour.
I think I would like to be in the middle of a Pierce Bronan/Bob Geldof sammich one day (preferably sooner than later).
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Guess my invitation got lost in the mail.
I better have a chat with my mailman.
i remember seeing Chelsea Clinton once as a tweener. She and a gf walked into my store, followed by a female Secret Service officer. It took me a few seconds to realize why a business-suited woman talking into her sleeve was tailing two little girls.
Reason I'm telling this is because I love how she's grown into a beautiful young woman. She's smokin hot.
Deniro's wife,is usually dressed really good, i dont know what the hell came over her, and Naomi who was dressed like a slut..oh also not forgetting the pussycat doll Nicole Swhahakezzlie or wwatver the hell her name is, i mean who the hell does she think she is showing up @ Nelson Mandela's bday dressed in lace w/a bra showing?? ayayaya..everyone else was aigght
Every time I see Naomi's boyfriend I think he looks like "Rent An Actor". I don't know why. I keep expecting to hear that he's her bodyguard.
Should have known Naomi would show up. Amazing how Naomi can keep finding new boyfriends and assistants.
I would love to see Naomi "Phone-Thrower" do ten rounds with Mike "Ear-Biter" Tyson in a boxing ring.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LOL! Why is that guy from Hell's Kitchen in his chef clothes? Was he working the kitchen that night or a guest?
I know Naomi is psychotic, but I have a soft spot in my heart for her. She owns her crazy, and her 6-head (unlike Tyra) Also, for a pushing-40 alcohol/drug addict/smoker, she looks HOT! Her boyfriend is pretty hot, too.
Pierce Brosnan looks good. He looks younger than Brad Pitt, even though I know he HAS to be pushing 60.
I thought that was Becks for a second. Namoi looks really good. Great dress. Good Hair. Tyra take note. Di Niro's wife looks cute. I think everyone looks great and fabulous. Happy B-day Mandela.
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I wish I could gather all my tears so I could fucking drown you in them.
naomi is such a bitch!
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Some eccletic crowd......
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What the hell is DeNiro's date wearing? she's even wearing a pair of Hohan's leggings! Green purse, yellow shoes? talk about techno-color.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Naomi the Terrible. Don't give her ideas! It's bad enough already!
What, they lost Tommygirls' invite?
This guest list is so mish moshy.....
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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