Thursday, June 26th 2008
What Is Ryan Reynolds Into?
Ryan Reynolds left Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills yesterday with a blue bandanna hanging off his belt loop. Hmm...what is he into? Okay, technically I think the bandanna is supposed to be tucked into one of his back pockets, but Ryan doesn't have time to worry about petty details like that! According to this website, Ryan's blue bandanna could mean:
Robin's Egg Blue: 69er (worn on left) - anything but 69ing (worn on right)
Medium Blue: cop (worn on left) - copsucker (worn on right)
Navy Blue: top (worn on left) - bottom (worn on right)
Airforce Blue: pilot (worn on left) - likes flyboys (worn on right)
Light Blue with White Stripe: sailor (worn on left) - looking for salty seaman (worn on right)
Now what shade of blue is Ryan wearing? And is it from the wearer's right? FUCK! This is so fucking complicated. They should teach a class on Gay Hanky Codes in high school. This is important shit!
Wenn
it's too dark to be Robin's Egg, and too light to be navy, and paisley is not stripped, so ... Medium, I like a man in uniform too, or out of uniform. ^^
it's too dark to be Robin's Egg, and too light to be navy, and paisley is not stripped, so ... Medium, I like a man in uniform too, or out of uniform. ^^
He is so fucking sexy. ScarJo don't deserve the dickey rides, oh HELL NO!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
I learned 'Hanky Codes'on a bad site " !!!.sugarmingle . com",That's uncredible...
I teach high school and I teach Gay bandana signs, so TRUST me on this: he's a gay, gangbanging Crip. For real (as the kids like to say).
I love RR, but his taste in women really sucks donkey balls.
That is all. Carry on.
he's a crip!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Man, his concealer is so overdone! Looks like he applies it himself.
i think the movie "cruising" starring al pacino did a nice breakdown of what the different colors the hankies mean...
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According to the hanky he is a copsucker or a bottom (depending on his color perception). Definitely not the right shade of blue for blowjobs (that is much lighter). BTW...the wearer's left/right pocket is what you look for.
Snoop wears his blue bandana out of his back pocket, too. Awww sh*t! What is Ryan in to?
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N ... in the summertime
Hey, that's how I came up with my nick! Nice!
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Maybe he's a crip.
Ryan Renolds could do all of thee above to me.
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Honey, just make it easy on yourself and take all the ones from the right side since. So, that would make him a copsucker bottom who likes flyboys, but is looking for a salty seaman and will do anything but 69. I hope I got them all.
Ryan looks so handsome. He is my favorite. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I think Snoop Dogg said it best in his lyrics for "Drop It Like It's Hot".....
"I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side"
Ryan is obviously a Crip. LMAO
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Submitted by Sheryl Crone on June 26, 2008 - 11:26am.
I seem to remember he wore a red one on his left belt loop when he played Billy on the series "Fifteen."
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Dayum I remember that "Fifteen" show on Nick!! I wonder if there is any Youtubes of that?
but my first thought when seeing the main pic was that is he a crip? LOL!! Come on, he in LA, he should KNOW better! I think itd be more believable if KFED had it on his back pocket. I haven't heard about the 'hanky codes' tho hmmm
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Okie
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I say we get dangerous
Well, I remember when a man with an earring in his left ear meant he was gay. Hell, ANY man with a pierced ANYTHING was considered gay.
So I enjoy seeing these rappers with their big ole earrings. I know it doesn't mean anything anymore, but stil...
Gay hanky codes have been around since at least the 1970s (and I'm straight). I still remember going to a concert at Lincoln Center as a kid, and a very attractive man in the next row had a bandanna hanging out of his back pocket. Some middle-aged bridge-and-tunnel type (a nebbish from the 'burbs) asked him point blank what the bandanna signified. And the handsome man replied, "Actually, I use it to blow my nose!"
GD It LoLo.. I told you to save that can for me to make a pipe out of! Pfft!
*pokes hole in end of beer can w/ key*
*downs it*
*makes pipe*
Now we're on our way!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 12:45pm.
@ LoLo.. *waits by curb for roadtrip* *packs shovel* (just in case,well I never leave home w/out it)
*picks underwear out of butt*
HA HA!
*drives bu in a busted old winnie with dust coming out of the tail pipe. Circles you and motions for you to jump in*
THIS JALOPIE HAS NO BREAKS! BUCKLE UP!
* burps and throws a natty lite can out of the window*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
he should walk down south central l.a. wearing that shit!
I wish he was wearing nothing but the blue hankie.
Miss Priss. Oh duh.. I forgot about that.. yes, I'll take a small serving of mayo then. *squirts some mayo back on dick* But only a little! *has angry face*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Ah, Ryan Reynolds....Just what I needed to un FUBAR my day.
*diddles self*
Okie
LMAO!!!
The mayo makes it easier for the pickle to sliiiide. Slurp! lol
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I say we get dangerous
Clarisse
lol Yes. Best line.
I also like "human beings are not meant to be sitting in cublicles". So true.
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I say we get dangerous
@ LoLo.. *waits by curb for roadtrip* *packs shovel* (just in case,well I never leave home w/out it)
*picks underwear out of butt*
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 12:38pm.
Its on! Ive got some little debbie oatmeal cream pie snack cakes and some we....i got supplies ok!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by angel_i on June 26, 2008 - 12:38pm.
O yay! A website!
A drunken homo tried to explain to me all these meanings once. We didn't get to far as when he got to the 30th one (the one he was wearing - yellow) he decided to demonstrate and we all had to get the hell out of there (a club called Sailors, no less).
ahahahahahaha! If only you'd had a camcorder or cellphone that could record video because that would have been a killer youtube vid.
Miss Priss,
Best line in Office Space.
"You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
LoLo, yes, this knocking over Gas stations does interest me *rubs chin* I think I shall join you. Now lets shoot up some red pubed men!!
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Miss Priss.. LMAO @ extra Mayo.. Yuck!! *scraps mayo off dick* hahahaha
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Clarisse
He's one of my favs. Loved him in Sex/City and office space. Yumz!!!
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I say we get dangerous
O yay! A website!
A drunken homo tried to explain to me all these meanings once. We didn't get to far as when he got to the 30th one (the one he was wearing - yellow) he decided to demonstrate and we all had to get the hell out of there (a club called Sailors, no less).
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Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 12:27pm.
what is the name for blond/red pube phobia?
Answer: Phoebe Price
I'm with TV, West Coast Crip all the way. Although I was hoping for 69.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Miss Priss,
God i love Ron Livingston!!!! Love, Love, Love!!!
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Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 12:31pm.
AWWWWWW DR. PILL!
You may be correct!
May ii interst you in running away with me to travel the country in a winnie and write dirty short stories. We can work in random Stuckeys for money and knock over gas stations in the desert.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
OMG!
This is the ultimate hunk right here. Funny and Hot.
I'll take a RR anf Chris Evans sammie please! Wit EXTRA mayo!!!! lol
Oh and throw some Ron Livingston in there with pickles on the side
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I say we get dangerous
LoLo.. i think your phobia is best summed up in an episode I seen on MadTv.. The red/blonde pubes most likely caused the skin to be hoarded w/ freckles.. Making it look like Dog shit was thrown at it threw a screen door. Therefore, my dear, You just don't want to get your taint dirty. So your phobia seems quit normal to Me!!
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
LCT?? said: But yes, still, need an industrial sized leaf-blower to dry off the ginches
Bwahahahahahaa..
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So that's what your after... A Farter?
Those are his gang colors, he's West Coast Crip all the way.
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@ Oklahoma
Girl you know i have some strange issues!
what is the name for blond/red pube phobia?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
FUCK CODES I WOULD FUCK THE LIFE OUT OF THAT SEXY ASS BITCH MAN
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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I seem to remember he wore a red one on his left belt loop when he played Billy on the series "Fifteen."
ahahahahaahahaa
Submitted by oklahoma on June 26, 2008 - 12:17pm.
LCT. yeah, I thought it was awesome that he was w/ a weirdo like Alanis. Its like a hot guy that dates an ugly nerd. Makes him even more fuckable. *runs thru parking lot to dry panties*
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Exactly... the fact that he was with her gave him a lot of bonus points, but now that he's engaged to a big ol' stupid egotistical whore, he lost them. But yes, still, need an industrial sized leaf-blower to dry off the ginches.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 26, 2008 - 11:05am.
at least he isn't wearing the "fisting" bandanna.
LOL. I had never heard of the 'Hanky Codes' until a freind innocently wore a red bandana (on the right) in a leather bar. When we found out the code, his face was as red as the bandana.
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And in the end the love you take
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If I remember "Cruising" correctly, blue signifies either rusty trombone, double oven or the atomic donkey punch.