Madge & Guy Are Over (Maybe)
Another day, another 10,000 Madge/Guy Ritchie divorce rumors. The rumors are everything from Madge officially hiring Paul McCartney's divorce lawyer to Madge announcing her divorce after her world tour ends in November. My favorite story is about Madge and Guy's romantic three-day trip to Milan, Italy.
The Sun reports that the trip was supposed to be all romantic and shit, but they both spent it working. They also spent it in separate hotel rooms. A source said, “They had completely separate rooms, schedules, everything. It is all very well organized but it’s not a marriage the way most people understand it. They have this attitude like ‘we’re not really a couple but we’re friends and we love each other and raise our kids’. "
If you were married to Vadge, you'd have to sleep in a separate room too. You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. Besides, the bed isn't big enough for Vadge, her blackberry, her laptop, her money bag, a life-sized cardboard cutout of herself AND Guy. There's just no room for him!
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Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 12:25am.
Hello, angel! Goodnight, angel!
Remember....you didn't hear that from James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by James Haven on June 26, 2008 - 10:12pm.
It would be curtains for James Haven if Madge knew that he told you bitches that she likes to play dress up! Madge likes to wear a General's uniform (eye patch too) and she makes Guy wear fishnets and stiletto's. She takes her whip and whips Guy until he passes out on the floor!
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See? I knew it!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Jesus, Madge looks like the woman from "Sunset Boulevard" in that photo. Scary. And why the hell is she wearing a dress more suitable for Rose Nyland? That coral satin is so 1980s Miami Beach.
It would be curtains for James Haven if Madge knew that he told you bitches that she likes to play dress up! Madge likes to wear a General's uniform (eye patch too) and she makes Guy wear fishnets and stiletto's. She takes her whip and whips Guy until he passes out on the floor!
Then she has Ingrid come in dressed as nurse and has her bring Guy back to life. It's all very torrid. James Haven swore never to tell anyone so keep it quiet!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Poor dude. I bet living with her is like inhabiting the 7th circle of hell....
All I can say about this is: ha ha.
Can't stand that woman. I really, wish that she would just go away. I feel sorry for Guy, but the best thing that could happen to him (and his career) is if these rumours are true. Madge should just go lesbian again, it would seem no man can handle her bullshit and why would they even want to.
In every picture of them, Guy NEVER has a smile on his face-hell, she probably had it surgically removed to store in her coochy for safe keeping b/c he probably never gets in there to find it...
Madonna looks like she has 3 pounds of make up on
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 2:28pm.
I wonder if Madge's vadge switches accents the way Twatney does? Y'know, from english to american?
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She does! She does it for interviews! Altho she is able to control it a whole lot better than Britney. I'm pretty sure she's got two of them, one is British and the other is like Cary Grant and them dudes back in the days when everyone had a permanent diction coach.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
By god this woman get uglier every day, and she wasn't so much to start with!
She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site RICHLOVING.COM That sounds crazy!!
Her vadge is so old she doesn't have crabs, she has dust mites.
She's so old and dried out that she can't use petroleum jelly based lubricants for fear that the friction will start a fire.
What the fuck is that bitch wearing. You have got to be kidding me. Looks like she raided the fuckin' Mother of the Bride bin at a Goodwill in Cleveland.
Her vadge is so old, she's the original Big Bang...
Yes, i thought of that on the way home from work...
Thank You! Tip your wait staff please...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Scientists are keeping the real truth from the public...Stonehedge is really Madonna's first dildo collection...
Actually a woman supposed to hold a man's arm, like Guy holds her.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
I wonder if Madge's vadge switches accents the way Twatney does? Y'know, from english to american?
But I'm not going to be the first get close!
"You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus."
omg, literal lol. that's why i keep coming back. lmao.
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but, then again, what do i know?
I like whe she was trying to do the worm on the floor and when she is looking in the mirror and says, "Ah lewok BA-ID AI-ISS!"
I love one syllable words that get stretched to tewwew!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
DAE, having watched in again, there's definitely elements of nutty.
Britney admits she a really bad driver. Duh! Scary brilliant observation.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 2:13pm.
I found that oddly fascinating! Britney with the crazy under control.
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Oooohhh...I feel like it's just barely under control in this...that's what I meant about the foreshadowing, I guess. I think she would have lost it, either way - I think the kids made her lose it worse.
Some things she talks about almost brings her to tears, like how her family picks on her. Her insecurity is really, really apparent throughout the whole thing. It's like - she never really had the balls for all of this...like how she's all excited about living away from her parents and runs straight back for some home-cooking.
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 8:08pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I have the PERFECT cure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYfbBWvXJD4
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I found that oddly fascinating! Britney with the crazy under control.
Birfing is what made her crazy. PPD for sure.
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Damnit! *muttersdarkly* Ahem *coughs* Seeing Unfitney acting sane is um, werid. I've gotten usedto the crazy.
She fucked K-Fed, that would make anyone crazy!!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 2:03pm.*
I have the PERFECT cure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYfbBWvXJD4
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Dude. That is some bizarro shit.
SO much forshadowing...
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola
Madge is so hot still.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named**"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*** where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 26, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I have the PERFECT cure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYfbBWvXJD4
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I found that oddly fascinating! Britney with the crazy under control.
Birfing is what made her crazy. PPD for sure.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
LoLo, ironically I DO feel better!
I think it was the skipping!
She's starting to look like Bette Davis.
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 7:58pm.
*Slumps to the floor* My brain hurts!!!
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I have the PERFECT cure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYfbBWvXJD4
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 26, 2008 - 2:58pm.
*Slumps to the floor* My brain hurts!!!
*skips over with my rainbow brite lunch box, opens it for you to see all the lovely spliffs*
This will make our brains better!
*adjusts my safety helmut, pulls out metro card for the short bus. Drools on my dress*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Madge is so hot still.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named**"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"*** where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
Eeek! That photo! What a hag! I would totally let Guy play the man and order me around.
*Slumps to the floor* My brain hurts!!!
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
I'm not even gonna pretend I wouldn't enjoy a really nasty divorce with that one, and what about that tell-all from her pissed-off brother? Bring it all on, now.
Here's the only thing I really would like to know about that bitch: did she ever do anything about that Ken Wahl her poor daughter was workin? And what about that moustache? That was just some nasty child neglect. I guess she can't see it cos anything that came out of her nasty pus has to be perfect or something?
Sorry to hit the kid but that female brings out the worst in this one.
Madonnas crotch chalupa is in such bad shape she had to install scaffolding just to wipe her butt properly.
*ok im walking away for now, ive got the blocks*
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Her first babysitter was Martha Washington.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
She's so old, Cleopatra scratched her eyes out for fucking Marc Antony.
She's so old, her wooden teeth have termites.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Her fifth birthday party had a dinosaur theme, and they used actual dinosaurs.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Loveyoulily on June 26, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Madge is so hot, the last affluent bachelor to view her profile was Thomas Jefferson.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Her pile of puss is so old the last time she had sex she compared it to when France planted a flag pole in her ass and declared her a new colony!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 26, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Her first queef killed the dinosaurs.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Her cha-cha is so old she douches with werthers original hard candy!
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You two are going to make me shit my legs off.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Submitted by LoLo on June 26, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Lolos las joke stunk so bad that Angelina thought it was a poo baby and adopted it!
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Hahahahahahahhahahahaha NICELY DONE.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Her cha-cha is so old she douches with werthers original hard candy!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Her first queef killed the dinosaurs.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
hahaha
you sick, twisted fucks!
her vagina is the one place Chuck Norris will not go.
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Cause your mouth's writing checks that your ass can't cash.
Her G-Spot was discovered by Vasco DeGama.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Lolos las joke stunk so bad that Angelina thought it was a poo baby and adopted it!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Her vagina has mice.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
What a great thread...
Her vadge is so evil, Satan called God to apologize.
*too far?*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"