Thursday, June 26th 2008
Yes, That's Angelina....
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow? I'm not sure. InTouch Weekly has these pictures of of a still knocked up Angie in France four days ago. I know you've been up all night wondering if the chosen ones' golden feetsies have touched our mortal soil yet. Well, they are still cozy and safe in Angie's holy oven.
And we care because Angie and Brad are the most wonderfuliest, amazingiest and beautifuliest couple in the entire known universe and beyond! Don't you know?!
Wow.It's morning here in England and I see the thread has been busy.Yet sadly, very little in the way of top quality insults for the vain/veiny one and lots of trolling. Dear me children. Soon we will drown in the wonder twins- who will be called Tiny and Minute by the looks of the starving host- and will need some bitter lines to keep us going. Jesus. I am actually dreading them cutting the latest bone heads out of her tiny tum.6 kids in three years. Aren't there laws??
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
jessygreem, I assume you copied that shit off of AOL and posted it here? Get a real job.
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Submitted by jessygreem on June 27, 2008 - 12:53am.
Rather than "report this!", methinks you need some, "Analyze this."
I pity you.
Report This! I just red the news on the rich men seeking affairs club UKBLACKLOVING.COM and then i came here..
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 2:10pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:59pm.
still waiting on your answers.
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This reminds me of the time Pudge and I were shopping and I asked him to hold my purse while I went to try on some things. He said "You have 10 minutes, do not keep me waiting, woman!" Of course I took 90 minutes and when I got back he was sitting there with my purse on his lap, looking for all the world like he was gonna explode! Oooh, he was sooooo mad. So, I calmed him down. I said, "Sorry Schmoopy-Poopie, did I keep you waiting? Time just flew by. Smooches!!!"
Then we went to Fortunoffs and he bought me a bauble.
Good times, good times.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love me some Bunny Kravitz. Brilliant!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Or maybe it's James Haven wearing a wig and a pillow?
MK, when are you just going to admit you would love to have James Haven with a side of mayo? ;)
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Mixwell....
Would that be a Benjamin Moore, Behr's or Ralph Lauren color?
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
For carrying twins, she doesn't look that big. Brad, get this woman a jar of pickles, a tub of ice cream and some nachos ASAP, then MAKE her eat it...
James Haven returns from his MaryKay convention to this?!
Just because James Haven wore a blond wig and stiletto's (at the request of Sir Tommy, it was his 40th birthday and he requested the guys dress as women and vice versa) they never let up!
No. It is not James Haven. Angie still hasn't had the babies. We are on pins and needles. James Haven didn't want to attend the MaryKay conference but Angie begged him to go. She said "The world needs you James Haven! Go. I will be alright!"
So...James Haven went. It was in Hawaii, bitches! You don't think James Haven would pass up a chance to get lai'd!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 1:40pm.
I'm sure I'm quite harmless compared to Aniston's manufactured SWEET image. Now that FRAUD is so polished, she managed to fool so many. It's SCAAAARY!
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I've asked you many times and you've refused to answer (prolly cause you don't HAVE an answer that makes any sense) however, why do you care so much that she is a fraud. So the fuck what?
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Yeah, man.
It was a fun little twist, tho.
hearts; Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Still all the anger and hatred in here I see. How boring. lol
Happy faces
you do'nt get it, their moive is coming up , so they give 1 million , so that thier moive can make a lot and get profit out it. It all for puclicty to make more money. Those two are media and poor people manupilater. It is not about the poor people, it is about them making million on thier next movie. do not forget they both make million , that mean each give half million, but they have to announce together , just for simple fact to make it look bigger. Thier charity is thier businuss to make more money. And also, they going to sell thier baby picture in a few weeks that is a part of the money.
Submitted by parkrangerpete on June 26, 2008 - 6:44pm.
Wow she even looks hot from 400 feet away!
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Yeah, she must be dying. I hear it's over 90 degrees in most overly-expensive and pretentious chateaus in France that house blood-sucking braindead celebutards. I can almost see the sweat rolling down between her tits...
DiamondDawg-- Sorry to hear about your bad day. Take it from me and DON'T scroll back and read through the previous posts. The girls (and ESE) are in full hilarious mode, but that fucking psych-case Jenfraud has been rambling on. Luckily for me, I left as the shitstorm was starting and returned when it died down.
Hope you're feeling better.
Wow she even looks hot from 400 feet away!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Wow, look at how generous this couple is. Have they spent $70 million dollars on charity?! Nope. That's for the house. OK, it's more than a lot of people give, but they don't deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, which is what I'm sure is Angelina's "goal".
How convenient. She comes out of hiding right when her new film is coming out! Could this woman BE any more transparent? And I still say she popped those kids out weeks ago.
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Jenfraud
the fraud is you and your idols. how many lie we can keep up with thiers.
I can understand you and your idol think of him as prince, he is playing the part with his new girlfreind. I mean they already establish thier on palace in french, what more you need.
For loosing him, Jen is the luckist woman in the world. who want to play fake prince and princess. You idols are doing it better way.
By the way repeat after me, Jen is gone long time ago. Now actually with young and better man.
that color is "Imacuntwhosoldmysoulforfame Blue"
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Kids..
I'm off like a prom dress!
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Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
funniest thing i've heard all day. its been a very very bad day. frown + tears.
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Got it? Drink some milk. It might speed up your brain.
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You STILL drink milk?? IT HAS A TON OF PUS IN IT! No wonder you're whack.
(ZOMAY ~ its the truf! WORD.)
Ummmm, okay. Is it bad that I really don't care if she gave birth yet? I'm more interested in the paint color name of the shutters for my porch.
My first thought at yesterday's pics of the wild boars was papz in disguise. Leading me to believe pigs do fly.
Kids..
I'm off like a prom dress!
*good night and joy be to you all*
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Being pregnant with twins in the Summer months has got to be miserable.
That is all.
Mrs. K :).
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Yeah Zomay.
Since we all had such a blast at the hamatashen party I figured it was time for another PAR-TAY. Facials, pedicures, girly drinks and midget porno!!!!!!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Phoebe on June 26, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Hate to break the mood to actually make a comment about the topic, but I think the man is that creepy bodyguard of hers who isn't allowed in the States.
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She loves that guy. He has the crazy don't give a shit vibe she is attracted to.
Submitted by loric on June 26, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Why does this one particular poster feel that it is necessary to "reveal" Jennifer Aniston as a fraud? 95% of Hollywood are frauds, skanks and assholes-or all of the above. Try telling me something that I don't already know.
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Exactly.
"Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!"
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Pajama party??
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Hate to break the mood to actually make a comment about the topic, but I think the man is that creepy bodyguard of hers who isn't allowed in the States.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 7:08pm.
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loric,
"Try telling me something that I don't already know."
Johnny Depp is MINE!
*runs out of the room laughing!*
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Pfft. Go ahead, live in your delusional world. Johnny told me to tell you that he would never leave me.
Besides, he's my avi, and he's all mine.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Mrs K,
Let's not be hasty....i been lookin forward to that sleepover! I bought footy jammies!!!
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loric,
"Try telling me something that I don't already know."
Johnny Depp is MINE!
*runs out of the room laughing!*
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Why does this one particular poster feel that it is necessary to "reveal" Jennifer Aniston as a fraud? 95% of Hollywood are frauds, skanks and assholes-or all of the above. Try telling me something that I don't already know.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Bradiful you picking apart a trolls awareness is like Galileo Galilei picking apart Paris Hilton.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Damn, you Clarisse. I'm disinviting you to my pajama party.
ESE wasn't supposed to find out about the nubbin' until AFTER the wedding.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by K2 on June 26, 2008 - 5:52pm.
That's right, you are still hanging onto Jane Pitt also. You know, Jane and Bill are on stand-by coming to help out with the twins. Jane isn't holding the pathetic hands of your idol. I know, I know, everything hurts you so. Again, so sorry for you -- NO RED CARPET for your Jennypoo... I guess Marie Claire spread will be cancelled too... sniff.
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Well of course they'll help out with the twins - it's their grandchildren. Just because she's resigned to the fact that Jolie IS the mother of her grandchildren, DOES NOT she doesn't prefer Jen over her. It's about personality. Jolie doesn't have one, nor does she know how to connect with anyone aside from her brother (incest). Jen was respected and loved by his family. So sad for you. I know you've never come to terms with it. It's a fact though. Red carpet? Jen will be there and looking stylish as ever. Eat your heart out.... Brad will.
Jenfraud on June 26, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Mrs. Kravitz wonders why I use my screen name JENFRAUD for exposing the fraud.
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No, I do not wonder that at all. Sigh, you don't get it, but whatevs...you no longer amuse me anyway.
Where's my goddamned drink?
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
zomay on June 26, 2008 - 6:22pm
Jenfraud has no idea what she is posting about.
She will probably post back that she doesn't like Italian Isis, she prefers sorbet.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Good afternoon.
Totally OT: the kids are not born yet. I expect early August, photo shoot for end of sept. pics come out before "CC of Benji Button." Angie has not really had a movie that made money since Mr. & Mrs. Smith and if it wasn't for the controversy that flick would have only made half of what it did. Brad is the $$$money maker in the family and his popularity has dwindled since being with AJ.
They are both in desperate need of a home run, movie wise, in order to keep up the lifestyle/chaos they seems to thrive on...They think they are the Elizabeth Taylor/Richard Burton of this decade. If it has already been done, then it becomes a cheap imitation...
Whatever.
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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC
Mrs.Kravitz,
Yeah, yeah, but does he know about your "nubbin" yet??? A-HAAAAA!!!!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Only low self esteem would make someone make believe that two women are fighting over one man. No man is worth two women fighting. Go read about Goddess Isis.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 26, 2008 - 6:16pm.
K2 on June 26, 2008 - 6:11pm
omg I know.
wtf?
She sounds like someone broke all her crayons.
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LMAO! "someone broke all her crayons"! that basically sums it up.
M.E. on June 26, 2008 - 6:13pm
You named your chichi's Lenny & Squiggy?
Is there a big cursive L on the left one?
Mine are just the girls.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 26, 2008 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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Mrs K! Have you been exposing yourself again? We really have to have a talk about that.
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I know. They may find out about my...*stepping closer, lowering voice* ahem, my third nipple.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Clarisse on June 26, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Mrs K,
I'm still mad at you for ruining my run for ESE!
*hmph!*
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Sorry, doll!
I have a knock-out body and it's all natural, my daddy owns a liquor store and I never ever ask "What are you thinking about?"
Try and beat that.
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
K2 on June 26, 2008 - 6:11pm
omg I know.
wtf?
She sounds like someone broke all her crayons.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by K2 on June 26, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I'd almost think she stopped taking her "schizo medication". She almost appears to be delirious.
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Well, gee, now I feel bad about keeping her "waiting."
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 26, 2008 - 6:13pm.
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Mrs K! Have you been exposing yourself again? We really have to have a talk about that.
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"Emma Bovary, c'est moi"~Gustave Flaubert
Hmmmmm, making threads turn into all about a poster.
Deja Vu?
I need a drink now.
Bradi,
It can't be the gentle giant from "Of Mice and Men"...Steinbeck spelled that Lennie...
Lenny Kravitz, maybe on a Nicole Kidman post, but here...nah...
Mrs K,
I'm still mad at you for ruining my run for ESE!
*hmph!*
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK