It's A Package Deal

Palm Beach County sucks. Latarian Milton, ghetto grandma and this bitch within a 20 mile radius. I can't wait to move the fuck out of here.

This bitch should be on the inevitable Real Housewives of Palm Beach.

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♫ my lady, she went downtown... she bought some broccoli... she brought it home... she's choppin' broccoli... ♪

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Sweet, you mean I can buy a house, and the maid comes with the deal??

Isn't that like...slavery?

I didn't realize those were her daughters. Shocking! Red shirt girl's face is frozen and looks horrible. Mom is not attractive either. The younger one...maybe there's hope.

My first thought was "those poor kids" because as someone else said, this is a pedo's dream come true. Gross!

Unbelivable!Is it true???I saw her having a love affairs with a handsome young man on **sugarmingle . com.**.How can she marry ...?

what a pity, her privacy has been exposed. and another. he joined a adult site UKBLACKLOVING.

Remember Soundgardens 'Black hole sun' Video?That is what all 3 of their faces look like!

I'm melting!
I'm melting!

Or,Princess is Cher in Drag??

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She employs that stupid Heidi Horseface runway pose

Damn. The spammers are piggy-backing each other. It must be lonely at the bottom.

This woman is a sick fucking bitch.

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Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

God no! Those are NOT her children! Fuck, that's not even her. Is it? The one with the "kids" is close...sorta...WTF is up with this world sometimes? I can't even tell if fucking true things are true or not! Goddamn. You guys wanna talk about child-touchers? This is like a pervert's dream offer!

I'd love to hear this woman explain her rationale here. I need a good laugh. I would like a Stephen Colbert interview with this woman, please.

And I would LOVE to meet the guy who responds to this shit. Well, not meet him really; just heckle him. It would be way better to do it to his face, tho.

♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola

The reason women like this get men is because the men realize they have no self-respect. Then the men fuck them every way they can imagine and drag them to swingers clubs and treat them like servants because the women don't want the gravy train to end.

Or, as I overheard a fat bald man saying on his cell-phone: "Women with low-self esteem are the ones you want. They'll do ANYTHING to please you, heh heh heh." I wanted to bash his sweaty face in, but then I realized he was right.

I might be interested in the house itself, but does the price include TRASH pickup?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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EthanPie I think you're right about Evergrene, like gangrene non? Hautie "Seriously is this Kathy Hilton's sister in Florida?" Seriously I watched "City Confidential" last night & I think it's Kathy Willets sister. You know the hooker w/ her guy in the closet filming.

I can't think of anyone more delusional about her "princess" status than Paris Hilton. But geez', is this female related to those Hilton's? Seriously is this Kathy Hilton's sister in Florida?

But I have to admit... I did giggle at those stripper poses. Tits out... giving the sexy look. Makes one wonder how many years she spent on the stage... topless....in the 1980's.

The daughter in red's mouth looks like Jacko's

I'm 99.9% positive this is the Evergrene development in Palm Beach Gardens. We rented there at one point - it's all hype. If this plastic surgery addict wants to be "seriously" considered, she would need to be living ON Palm Beach (especially if she is throwing around the "princess" term). The homes in Evergrene are crap... I'm embarrassed to admit I live in the same county as this hag. lol

The Cougar Combo

So, someone buys this house and she ain't movin' out...
EHarmony must have banned her IP.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

Submitted by Euphoria on June 26, 2008 - 2:58pm.

We need to talk.
I am trying to unload a condo in Wynmoor!
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I guess you dont want to see what my hand it touching right now. Its intimate and there is mayo involved~~Lolo, 6/24/08

are all three of this plastic surgery gang part of the house deal? i would run for the hills if the answer is yes...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?

Bitch is practising fee avoidance, eBay will pull it. They don't collect fees on shipping, hope her house burns down.

$500,000.99 not $500,099 MK

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"What do you think this is, grandma with a birthday present? Suck it you dumb B****!"

I lived in Palm Beach Gardens for almost three years during the real estate boom and these hookers are a dime a dozen. I couldn't wait to get the hell out of that place. The area is beautiful right there on the Intracoastal, but I have never met so many wannabe, plastic, Barbie-doll whores in my life. Every other one is looking for a man to make her rich and happy. Once she gets him, she fucks around on him with someone even richer, takes half of the first old goat's money and moves up to a richer one. They go out in groups literally trolling for men at The Breakers (and similar places) and down in Boca Raton. And the twinks aren't any better. I was in real estate and I met this twink who was also in real estate. He was also working as a server and was pissed when he got less than $1000 a night in tips and was living off some old queen named Skippy down in Boca. Effing pathetic.

Holly=me! :D Is it sad that getting a tiny shout out for sending a tip to MK will be my one and only claim to fame in life? Oh well, I don't care. Spoonfuls of mayo with sprinked cheeto dust for everybody!

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I can't believe those are her kids. She must have a family plan at her local plastic surgeon.

"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

Screw her... WTF is wrong with those 2 girls she is posing with??
Are those her daughters? If so, looks like they've already had too much work done on their noses. WOW they are just.... wow.... it's painful looking at that photo.

Something's strange...pics 1, 3 and 5 look like a completely different woman than pic 2. Pic 2 she looks uglier and older, but that is the most recent pic (that was her interview on the news). She either put fake pics of herself in her ad, or she had reverse-ugly plastic surgery to make herself look uglier and older.

Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 26, 2008 - 5:02pm.

Probably not...but hit me up after I rebuild my company.;->

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Wow...even putting up old pictures is bad enough but that's not even her! Those two on her own are, like, catalogue pictures. Yeesh.

♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola

Is that even the same girl in all the pictures? She looks different in all of them!

MK please keep an eye on this "princess" so that we can ream her "savior" a new one when he realizes the nightmare he got himself into. Mwahahahahahahahahah!

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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.

Pathetic. It's alarming how she'd put her children's lives in danger like this. What a dumb whore.

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

She's too old to have these rescue fantasies. No man--or anybody, really--thinks that a helpless woman is attractive.

This scenario isn't going to play well. Future porn stars in the making.

Submitted by DR.FUNK on June 26, 2008 - 4:57pm.

What about being a life partner and adopting some kids who someone else has already adopted?

Im re-gifting my kids soon.
I have a profile on E-harmony.
Do you look like my brother?

Gees, ...and eBaby won't let me sell a kidney to highest bidder...FUN KILLERS!

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Al Sleet, the "hippie-dippie weatherman" — "Tonight's forecast: Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely-scattered light towards morning." GC

That is one ugly ho. In every single pic.

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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on June 26, 2008 - 4:41pm.

I see Dr. Funk has been married before
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Sorry kid.HAVE'NT BEEN THERE.HAVE'NT DONE THAT.
I have however watched my homies take that leap.
They envy me.

Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on June 26, 2008 - 3:16pm.

Wow-she looks so natural and wholesome. Especially in that first picture in front of the bed-it's one of those beautiful "caught off guard" natural shots.

And what does she mean by 'princess'? I hate when grown women say shit like, "I want a princess wedding" or "he makes me feel like a princess" ? wtf. Grow up.
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OMG, I am pissing in my pants laughing! So true.

I think the package deal is between her legs....

BTW...you just know girlie thought she had "WON" when she got the house & custody of the kids.Gradually it dawned on her that HOUSES 'AINT CHEAP TO MAINTAIN...and since she can't strip anymore...she's probably stuck in a cubicle at the Hummer dealership trying to sell shit people 'aint buyin'.Nevermind that multi-level marketing of MIRACLE LIFE/HAIR GROWTH/PENIS BUILDER that was supposed to make her fabulously rich in no time. I'll happily take the pad off her hands...for 325k.
Get back to your roots in the trailer parks of Pompano trick.:->

Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory: "And what does she mean by 'princess'? I hate when grown women say shit like, "I want a princess wedding" or "he makes me feel like a princess" ? wtf. Grow up."

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Couldn't agree more. Perhaps one major clue as to why she's perpetually single is because she insists on calling herself a princess and putting herself on a pedistal. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not a red flag warning for men to run the fuck the other way?

I am obsessed with this post now.

So what happens if someone just wants the house? Can they buy it and kick these skanks out?

LOL Kolimpah. That's "princess altered skank with baggage" unfortunate daughters in that last picture isn't it? Typical SoFla unfortunately, they all look like extras in a low budget porn video.

I see Dr. Funk has been married before

Submitted by MargeAggedon on June 26, 2008 - 1:40pm.

When did "fairy princess" start meaning 'hooker' ?

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when Bratz Dolls were made. Blame Mattel.

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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."

Bitch is soooo Palm Beach County.When ho's like this are young & hot they go gold digging in Ft.Lauderdale or Boca.After they find the sucker they become the unfuckable,fat,whiny,mother of two.Yeah...I'm Prince Charming and I wanna hook up with some fat former party skank with two kids for a whirlwind romance.Indeed.Right away.

Whoa. Just looked at the photos of this woman and her daughters (?). I have never seen eyeliner applied in such a *creative* fashion. And I have to wonder why they weren't demonstrating their licking techniques on those ice cream cones. You only have one chance to make a first impression, ladies!

Who else has the creepy impression that she's using her daughters as additional enticement or... bait?

When did "fairy princess" start meaning 'retired hooker' ?

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