Thursday, June 26th 2008
Ranae Shrider Is Mini-Me's Sex Tape Co-Star
22-year-old Ranae Shrider from Kentucky is the woman who did sexay times on tape with Mini-Me. TMZ reports she's an aspiring model and Mini-Me's ex-girlfriend. Mr. and Mrs. Shrider must be so proud of their little daughter. They're telling out their church friends that lil' RaeRae (that's why they call her) is starring in her first feature with the one and only Mini-Me!
Okay, in all seriousness now. Somebody please find the full sex tape. I know it's out there and I need to see what Verne's snausage looks like.
Here's more pictures of RaeRae with Mini-Me. She looks like she could swallow him whole. Oh and of course she has a picture with Wonky McValtrex. This is all Wonky's fault!
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Yep, Verne's real Hollywood A-Lister. :()
She looks like Heidi Fleiss ... and, apparently, just as talented.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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This should help. NSFW.
http://www.efukt.com/1682_Beetlejuice's_Porno.html
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
22 my ass. AND she's ugly
I'm gonna puke.
I JUST got those images outta my head.
*gags*
Gaaaahhhhhhh...pic #1. Not a pretty girl. Do not want!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on June 26, 2008 - 5:06pm.
PSL - exactly my thinking.
He can't even have THAT much money, can he?
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I'm gonna say he does.No he's not 20mil a pic...but
He's probably made a few million over the last decade or so.When I regularly lived in LA I'd see him tooling around on Sunset Plaza in the ragtop Bentley.Modified for height considerations of course.
She looks like the offspring of some Persian dude who got stuck in Appalachia and went looking for some strange.
If I thought having sex with Verne was the only way to become famous, I would promptly blow my brains out.
*shivers*
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Nononononononono!!!!! I JUST got that image OUT of my head!!!
Dammmmmit!!!
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
She is low rent....that dress she is wearing in the "modeling" *cough cough spew* picture is the same one she's wearing in the pics with Paris.
Get a new frock missy!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Little people porn borders child pornography. Yeah they are adults but the look like little kids. I saw bits and pieces it ain't pretty. I just want to see what the hell he was doing when it looks like he was walking towards her cr*tch. Did he jump in, did he need assistance? Look like she was giving birth!
Remember around Paris's b-day when she was parading around with Little People? That must be when this pic was taken....
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
just saw the clip.
Gah!
I'm "kind of" evil
Submitted by belle on June 26, 2008 - 5:03pm.
She is an aspiring model HOW? I thought models had to look good.
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Maybe as one of the chicks on a Harley if she got some implants.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
How cute. My two year old has those exact same fisherman sandals.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Hey, where'd her pants go? (thumb 2)
And that's a lovely picture of Ranae Shrider, the model, with Paris Hilton, the rocket scientist, you've got up there.
♥ Paris Hilton, to Jackie Collins: If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours. Lean Like a Chola
Its about even, she may not be a midgit BUT she looks like a man, and not a good one at that. Mini me maybe little but he has his money to boost him on up.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Model??!!?! for what? Gas masks?
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
22? She doesn't look a day over 52.
You can't model anything with that nose besides the "before" in plastic surgery portfolios, sweetie.
I gotta give Verne his props here.She's trailer park cute...and I'm sure plenty of guys would hit it.Verne probably pulled up in the Bentley to La Petit Four one day when girlie was waitressing.She got with the program STAT! Way to pull Verne.I'd break a rib laughing if he dick whipped her in the video.
She could be a model for Tweezer Man Tweezers
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "does this chick think Verne can help her break into the business? It's not like he has a lot of clout!
what a stupid girl."
No kidding. The only business this tape is leading to is cut-rate porn. Maybe that's what she intended.
He probably bought those shoes at Stride Rite. I see lots of 4 year old boys wearing these at the playground.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 26, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Model?! Haaa
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Code for 'unemployed'.
Go Blue!
Last night I caught a portion of KTLA news and they brought this up. And I started feeling bad for the guy. I know he was a jack ass for filming his sex. But all the little jokes were over the top for a news program. It must be very difficult to live with that.
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madam s. on June 24, 2008 - 1:11pm.
Maybe he lost his house in the mortgage crisis.
(Dollhouse Dude)
PSL - exactly my thinking.
He can't even have THAT much money, can he?
She looks like Adrienne Curry. Does Peter Brady know his woman is steppin' out on him?
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
Model?! Haaa
■I'll tell you what he said...he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!-Donnie Darko
■Submitted by britscomingback: YOU CAN'T STOP HER BOOT CLAP WITH A BUTT SLAP!
Just thinking of that little video makes my lunch get stuck in my throat.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I'm sure that these events are described in great detail somewhere toward the back of the Book of Mormon.
Yup, the day of reckoning is fast approaching.
Blech, blech, blech.
STOP MAKING YOUR AMATURE PORN TAPES IF YOU'RE TOO DUMB TO REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT THEM.
Sorry, but I can't even begin to process the idea that this was a deliberate leak.
does this chick think Verne can help her break into the business? It's not like he has a lot of clout!
what a stupid girl.
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Angelina Jolie, Outed by James McAvoy: "I can tell you what it was like to kiss her on a film set: It was awkward, sweaty and not very nice."
I didn't watch the clip of the video from yesterday, but for the love of God MK, I don't want to think of Verne having sexay times. Period.
She's a model?!? Maybe she's a hand model.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
He looks like a penis.
That's what her parents get for giving her a stripper name. Ranae? Seriously? And no, we do not need to see the full tape. It's almost Friday and I'd rather not be punished anymore this week.
MK,
Those lazy sluts still haven't replied. I am going to stop plugging that site.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
It'd be funny if Mini Me were hung like Tommy Lee.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
She is an aspiring model HOW? I thought models had to look good.
He's not half the man he used to be.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Can we please never, ever speak of this ever again?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Ugh, this post just brings back memories of that damned video.
You guys ever get those shudders, where you'll be fine, and then all of a sudden you just shiver uncontrollably?
That's what that video makes me do.
"Giving quality blowjobs since 1987!"
DESPERATE BITCH! Utterly, completely, undeniably desperate.
{*puke*}
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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