The Troll Speaks!
Yesterday, I talked about how seeing the Olsens smile makes me feel uncomfortable and uneasy. Well, watching and hearing one of them talk is worse! Mary-Kate Olsen was on Letterman last night to promote that Wack movie or whatever it's called. It looks like that little evil troll got a hold of some of the bad stuff, because she looked stoooooneeeeeed. She said she was just "tired," but that's what all stoners say when they are stoooooned. I also couldn't take my eyes off her yellow baby fingers. They looked like tiny bananas. And her voice is like that of an evil California troll with a bunch of taffy in its mouth.
She talked to Letterman about a bunch of boring shit like sleeping on a bus to Nashville for her birthday and how she went to high school with Spencer Pratt. Letterman seriously despises Spencer and is plotting his downfall. Yeah, what downfall? You can't fall from the bottom.
Anytroll, MK would probably be fun to smoke out with. She'd giggle the whole fucking time. You'd tickle her and play with her banana fingers. She would eventually let the evil takeover and she'd put a spell on you. That would be the end of you.
Here's MK saying "prune" outside of Letterman yesterday.
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yeah..one day her leg is just gonna snap off like a Barbie joint leg
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by patty cake on June 28, 2008 - 1:43am.
I swear she has early stages of osteoporosis..from anorexia..that's why she's a hunchy troll.
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But it sure is fun to watch her hobble around in those shoes!
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Letterman used to visually rape Susanna Hoff back in the day..he is a total perv
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The war isn't working.
I swear she has early stages of osteoporosis..from anorexia..that's why she's a hunchy troll.
In pix #4 she looks like she in position to pull her tampon out.
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The war isn't working.
Is is just me, or does have the manner of expression (particularly the gesticulation) of someone far older? Her posture is horrendous, too. That said, anyone with a disdain for Spencer Pratt is okay by me.
The evil troll doll traipsing around in porn heels... yeah. She scares the fuck out of me, stoned with wee banana fingers, or no. Please. We need updates about this bitch. She is a danger to the public.
I'll always love this girl - great interview!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
She really misses the John Stamoose.
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I am ashamed to admit this, but I kinda like her. I really thought she was great on Weeds. She seems kinda like an ok girl. Loved the Spencer Douche bag school stories.
It looks like that little evil troll got a hold of some of the bad stuff, because she looked stoooooneeeeeed. She said she was just "tired," but that's what all stoners say when they are stoooooned.
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LOL! It's true! I say that! Mostly when I'm high you can't tell but if I take that one toke too many...Gosh, I just get so...I'm so tired...I'll come back later, k?
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What the fuck is up with her trolly hair??? I can't stand Spencer P. either, but she doesn't need to be making fun of anyone. Why does she try to be so cool? Annoying little twat.
Those bitches can't act their way out of a tampon box.
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Fuck Mary-Kate Olson.. that interview was funny as shit. Letterman obviously HATES Spencer Pratt. Letterman can be such a dick, I love it!
Hahahah @ Pratt being really oily.
Thanks for posting that, MK -----it was funny as shit. The troll was retarded but Letterman was brilliant.
Submitted by missy on June 27, 2008 - 9:11am.
fuck!! why did that make me like her???
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I feel your pain. I was asking myself the same thing.
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
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I saw some new pr
I love Letterman. He can be my dirty old man anyday.
David Letterman is such a creepy bastard! I don't know why any of these celebrities go on his show? He ends up verbally abusing a lot of them.
I can just picture that creepy man touching young children! He looks like a gap toothed pedophile!
She's boring and a horrible actress.
ugh
The Troll staggers around on those 6 inch heels like a newborn baby Giraffe.
Cute for a Giraffe. When a 21-year-old woman does it? NOT cute.
Retarded, definitely. Irritating without a doubt.
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Yeah, she doesn't annoy me much either. I'm too busy hating Katherine Heigl and Jada Pinkett Smith to hate the Olsen twins.
Actually, I found her to be quite endearing in that clip.
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Whatevs, man. Whatevs.
the trolls are so irrelevant.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 27, 2008 - 10:08am.
Submitted by LoLo on June 27, 2008 - 9:22am.
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YAY! I love that you know its a joke!
Some people dont get jokes!
Like, you can call me HoHo or Bitch Face if you want! ha ha ha!
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I love you guys call me "cracker person".LOL♥
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She's untoned and skinny-fat. She's got the legs of someone much older.
She didn't go to HS with Spencer. He's like 3 years older and went to Crossroads in Santa Monica; she went to Campbell Hall in Studio City.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Yes, she looks like a lemur, but she seems sweet and humble. I like her!!! Poor thing, ain't her fault her parents pimped her ass out on a nightmarishly horrendous show at 6 months. They effed her and her sister up. They are simply trying to pick up the pieces of their surreal lives.
Jebus! She is FUGLY!!!!
Meh
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I say we get dangerous
I think compared to most of the whores in Hollywood that are famous for nothing, their Full House asses are fairly intelligent. That doesn't say much, but they really don't annoy me that much. Not even close to the level of a Mischa Barton or a Wonky McV.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 27, 2008 - 8:24am.
I am stupefied as to why these trolls are interesting. They were on a show years ago as baby twins, big deal. They don't act much now. They're not boning anyone fantastic. They barely eat. They are not attractive, except when they smile for real, which is rare. They are richer than Oprah. Yet the paps follow them like the pied piper.
I don't get it.
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You said it better than I could. I thought it must be a generational thing because I just don't get the appeal.
I do remember thinking our society had reached a point of no return when I found out someone started a site counting down the days til their 18th birthday. That news had me singing REM's "End of the World."
yeah, she smokes pot, not the worst thing in the world. Liked that she gave everyone dirt on spencer.
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I am stupefied as to why these trolls are interesting. They were on a show years ago as baby twins, big deal. They don't act much now. They're not boning anyone fantastic. They barely eat. They are not attractive, except when they smile for real, which is rare. They are richer than Oprah. Yet the paps follow them like the pied piper.
I don't get it.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Good Morning Hoffness!
Missy!
Cracker Person!
Green goodness!
Good morning to all of you who i am too stoned myself to read yer namez!
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oh, pardon my manners, good morning to all you fine ladies and gentlemens.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 27, 2008 - 8:00am.
Loozer, that was funny and took me back to 1969...mine was a Santa Claus.
LOL. My sister's had a caveman's outfit. I don't know if it was suppose to be Alley Oop or Fred Flintstone or what. I think it was 1969 too.
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Chreist.
so she made out with ben kinsley, now she's all edgey and shit?
fuck.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by missy on June 27, 2008 - 9:11am.
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What up My Nigga?
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She was stoned, so what.
I thought it was hilarious when she called David out on having the fucking Hills bitches on the show.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO INTERVIEW HEIDI AND SPENCER FOR?
Daves core audiance is slowly kicking the bucket one by one and he is trying to get younger viewers to tune in. If he wants that shit to work, then invite guest on like Horse and Pube Face AND MAKE FUN OG THEIR ASSES FOR BEING TWATTS.
Other then that oh oh shes short and looks funny oh oh troll. fucking stupid
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fuck!! why did that make me like her???
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Sorry, Morning sluts! I'm cranky this late AM!
Trolls piss me off.
You'd think with all the troll billions, this elfish creature could buy some class. She looks like an elf extra from "The Dark Crystal".
Mini skirt and 6 inch heels on a troll is not attractive. But the Pedos out there have new spank bank material.
The Olson Troll looks like she eats the souls of small children for breakfast.
Good Morning DListed Trolls & Trollettes.
I actually thought she sounded kind of funny and charming... She and Letterman had a fun interview...
Hearing her talk only confirmed everything I ever thought about her: trolls can't think and are best kept to staying under bridges
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
The troll can speak without a shitty script in front of her troll face?
Who cares what this troll thinks? She's a rich troll. She's be doing the world a favor by kindly retiring to Grey Gardens, along with her sister, and count their billions.
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Loozer, that was funny and took me back to 1969...mine was a Santa Claus.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
The guy at the end of the clip, that's how I feel.
Wow, she's so interesting and dynamic.
I've always liked Letterman, but Paul Schaffer makes me twitch.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
S Pratt living proof, however, that you CAN fall up...
I am still rooting for Letterman.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC