Even JLo's Bitch Is A Bitch
JLo has been sued! A flight attendant on a private jet claims one of JLo's guard dogs bit her on the leg during a flight two years ago reports The NYDN. Lisa Wilson, 40, wants $5 million, because she claims her ass can't work anymore. Lisa stated in the lawsuit filed yesterday that the dog bite caused her ass to fall, fucking up her back.
Before the flight to Burbank, JLo told Lisa the guard was "well-behaved." A little while into the flight, the dog attacked and bit at her leg. Lisa tried to run away, but ended up twisting and falling on her back. She had surgery on it and now can no longer work.
Skeletor better get his zombie jizz ready! JLo has to make more babies for more multi-million dollar photo exclusives. They need that cash to pay Lisa's ass.
And wait.....are we sure the dog wasn't Skeletor? He was probably wearing one of JLo's dog fur coats. He was cold and grouchy that day, because he didn't get any virgin's blood the night before.
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"if this goes to trial jlo's lawyers will paint this woman as the lowest money grubbing scum".
please i don't think anyone is lower and more money grubbing than j-whore.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Island girlllll
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The war isn't working.
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there has probably been correspondence going on since the incident. first the woman may have tried to handle it. then maybe her insurance company.
then she had to get a lawyer and they start off with letters of demand (i don't recall the official term) since it costs much less than going to trial.
meanwhile jlo will have lawyers the whole time stalling and stalling trying to get the plaintiff to just give up. so now everything has failed and a lawsuit has been filed. or that is how I understand it to be. I am not a lawyer or anything like that.
unfortunately this makes the victim look bad when she might have started out only wanting some bills taken care of. it kills me sometimes people will spend a lot more fighting something than what anyone is asking for.
if this goes to trial jlo's lawyers will paint this woman as the lowest money grubbing scum and try to invent any reason why the attack was her fault. that is s.o.p. so it is understandable that people will try to avoid a trial.
oh and there will be some time at the beginning when the woman was being treated for her injuries so that accounts for a small part of the waiting time.
Submitted by patty cake on June 28, 2008 - 2:39am.
wait guard dog on the plane..just walking up and down the aisle? BA HA HA HA that is hilarious. Guarding WHAT?
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That Schnauzer was guarding Mark's snatch. Then it bit JLo's swollen ankles, and had a coronary from the fat. On the spot.
Seriously.
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Wait are you sure her ass didnt fall cuz she turned 40? Cuz that CAN happen you know.
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The war isn't working.
wait guard dog on the plane..just walking up and down the aisle? BA HA HA HA that is hilarious. Guarding WHAT? That flight waitron will win.
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The war isn't working.
Stupid greedy conceded media whoring cunt. why doesn't she go home and look after her kids?
you know there are celeb moms out there who are not seen or heard from for weeks or even months at a time after they have had their babies but not this piece a trash. she has to have her tits,ass and everything else sticking out for the world to see right after she gives birth. god i feel for her kids. i really feel for them having such a low class trashy woman for a mother.
and as for suing her? hay j-lardass. aint carma a beautiful bitch? you treat people like shit and now its time to pay up.if it where me i would sue you for more. F-you whore!
why the hell am i here?
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I really hate women who wear stupid ass hats!
GOOD! I hate flight attendants. Cunts, all of them.
Ah yes, the blue eyeshadow and coral lips are at it again. Did the DT twins paint her face with a box of Crayolas?
this bitch has the ugliest dogs too.. god-damn mastiffs.. fucking gross ass dogs like her soul
CHRIST! her pancake face overdone retard makeup always makes me want to stab myself in the eyes with rusted spoons. LORD.
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JLo is such a bitch. She should have taken care of this woman without being asked. What a skank.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
I'm going to sue her for being a tacky cunt.
I call bullshit on this. A lawsuit 2 years later?!? Something aint stirrin the KoolAid.
"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.
...Anyone seen the movie Dodgeball? JLo in that hat looks like she belongs on the team before they get their Average Joe's gear. She matches Vince Vaughan and his "Daddy" choker.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
Ugh, her make-up is so damn offensive.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
Why would she need guard dogs on a private jet? I would she need guard dogs anywhere? She's delusional if she thinks anyone is obsessed with her like that.
If I were the flight attendant, I'd ask for more than $5 million.
Thank you Stock broker.
seriously, if my ghetto ass can get a trained dog, why can't this rich, entitled behootch?
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Bitch probably wanted to save money on bodyguards. Those cheap-ass tactics of hers are gonna end up costing her big.
I just wish the crazy K-9 attacked HER annoying ass or Skeletor's bony frame.
Oooo, looks like bad times ahead for JLo. Being a total soulless cunt does eventually come back to bite you in the taco.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "What kind of jackass needs guard dogs? Is she a junkyard? Whoops, I answered my own question."
Ha ha! Part of me thinks this lawsuit is a leeeetle bit bogus.
Another part of me says that if you go around flaunting your $$$, people will come out of the woodwork to try to get it. You make yourself a target when you flash it around. Number one rule I learned when I came to NYC.
Just read that she was subpoena to testify in a lawsuit against P.Diddy (or whatever name he is using this week)
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bawwahhhaahhahaa @ the last paragraph....
how come she's suing 2 yrs later? Why do people sometimes sue years after an incident, and not right away? Is there legal reasons for that? I'm just curious?
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SHE SHOULD HAVE TURNED AROUND AND BITTEN JLO'S ASS, THERE'S PLENTY OF IT TO GO AROUND.
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Ugly hat, but nothing compares to this hideous outfit: http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/05/01-07/marc-and-j-lo-a...
she looks like a tuesday afternoon stripper.
and don't get me started on the dog.
I HAVE a guard dog, and he would not bite anyone unless you were beating the living shit out of me.
she can't even get a properly trained dog.
what a fucking asswad of shit.
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wassup with this hat????
J-lo is a leather daddy?
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That wasn't a dog, that was one of those demon spawn twins she shit out.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
I read the "dog bite caused her ass to fall", and am thinking, "What? How does a dog bite makes someone's ass fall?" Sometimes I am just too literal. *makes more coffee*
She is a pretentious bee-yotch. And so is the dog.
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Oh, and J-Ho is so tacky. Spider leg eyelashes-CHECK
Tranny makeup-CHECK
Stupid-looking stripper hat-CHECK
Stupid J-Ho-CHECK
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I say we get dangerous
like her ass can even fit in an airplane seat.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Impertinent,
LMAO!
Seriously. Guard dogs? On a private jet?!
Un-fucking-believable. I hope Ms. Wilson sues the hell outta her
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I say we get dangerous
taco taco!!
*nods to loozer*
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JLo is getting her big ass sued left & right. She's being sued by her ex-husband #? for a book; a private jet service for unpaid bills; and who knows what else.
Her days are O-V-E-R.
Now, excuse me while I go do my happy dance.
What kind of jackass needs guard dogs? Is she a junkyard? Whoops, I answered my own question.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
WTF is up with the hat? This bitch needs to go away, permanently.