Why Didn't TyTy Baby Think Of This?
A new UK reality show called "Britian's Missing Top Model" is set to debut on the BBC this July. The show is a modeling competition featuring models from around the world with various disabilities. Some chicks have missing limbs, one is paralyzed and another is deaf.
Producers on the show are major lie-tellers because they claim they are "trying to raise awareness." Naw, they are trying to raise cash. Let's be real. One of the judges on the show, the editor of Marie Claire UK, told the NYDN, "I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability. I want to see the winner shake up the fashion industry. These young women shouldn't be invisible to the fashion world just because they are disabled."
I'm in shock that Heather Mills and TyTy didn't join evil forces to put this show together. You know they are in a closed-door meeting right now planning the American version of this fuckery.
I don't know whether to be offended or excited. I know that I'm a little upset, because it's airing in the UK and not in the US. Thank Jeebus for YouTube!
Below are some of the models from the show. It's obvious that TyTy isn't involved in this, because none of them are smiling with their eyes. And is the chick in the third thumbnail, Wonky McValtrex?
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I am not trying to be rude, but even if these ladies weren't disabled, none of them look like models, I think this show is just making a mockery of people with disabilities, what awareness is this showing?
I heared from friends that she is dating with a big rich business man at___P l u s M e e t.c o m___where big boobs hotties, big booty beauties and big guys meet together for fun&romance!
Is thattrue? so curious!
I could totally go for a stump job right now
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
It's gonna be a freak show & the producers know it. But everyone needs to get paid.
Good thing they don't have Jay Manuel on this show, he's insulting enough to the normal models on ANTM, imagine the bitch and his criticisms of these poor creatures. I am all for people celebrating their beauty, but isn't this exploitation in it's highest form.
Wait... How paralyzed is the paralyzed competitor- don't they have to walk the runway?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
The art direction is hardly original.
Why is it when the subject is weighty/plain/limbless - the set goes into circus theme overdrive??
Show me an amputee on a bare set shot with light, and I'll call THAT a ballsy statement to raise awareness.
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I'm bored with you now.
The chick with the magenta sash goes first - doesn't she know that models don't smile, they pout?
that's it. i officially am done with reality tv. i quit this bitch.
She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
"Britian's Missing Top Model"
omg.
Well, I am all for equal opportunity shameless exploitation of all women, why not, BULLY FOR THEM I say!
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MK posted this before: An artist back in the 1890s who took pics of people with deformities and fetuses in jars. This looks like the guys work.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Submitted by LoLo on June 27, 2008 - 9:53am.
I really believe models should not ever talk or give interviews. It is the same thing as going into your closet and talking to your wire hangers.
Or asking directions from a clothes dummy in Barneys. Pointless.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 27,
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hahahhahahahahhaha....hi angel!
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This is seriously FUBAR, IMO!
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 8:17am.
These pictures are HORRIBLE! Lordie,the girls are already disabled maybe they should get an art director that's not.
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hahahhahahahahhaha....hi angel!
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Motherfucker"
These pictures are HORRIBLE! Lordie,the girls are already disabled maybe they should get an art director that's not.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Eh...the girls are pretty and all...but this show idea blows!!
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I heard the guy she met didn't have any money at all, but was a serial killer. The only found her right ear and part of her elbow.
Submitted by babysexy on June 27, 2008 - 9:51am.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Those photos look like a 1900s fetishist whorehouse.
Its hard to imagine anything good coming from this.
Oh dear. Someone should have told the producers this isn't an original idea. Most models, after all, are handicapped - they're just missing their brains instead of their limbs. Tsk tsk.
No. Just NO!
Submitted by DeeDee on June 27, 2008 - 9:44am.
DeeDee...totally agree. I thought it was Avril Lavigne. She is on the show as missing talent, class and tact.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
_Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 27, 2008 - 10:22am.
Started out in textile design.... it lead to jewelry and some importing materials from across the pond.
Now Im almost out and want nothing more to do with it.
Im crazy in a good way but harmless.
i just make jokes and do stupid shit.
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LoLo, you're wacky but you're really cool. What do you do or did in the industry exactly?
I'm a Manhattanite through and through.
I'm not on that cusp just yet, I'm in college so I'm miserable lol
They can be cruel but I'd never know it because in my eyes they are helping me. Perhaps its a thick skin.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
I had to google that shit cuz I never watched it so I forgot wtf it was. "The Littlest Groom". Need I say more?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Sensimina ~ midget dating show? Damn, I must have been asleep that week.
i'm pretty sure alexander mcqueen used this angle a few years back - iirc he even designed a pair of "boots" in place of the prosthetic limbs the model he used normally wore. whoever mentioned that this would work better if a niche designer/brand worked with this concept was right - if you try to put this on mainstream tv you'll still end up with the conventional model type (in terms of physique) and no boundaries being pushed at all. yawn.
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Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 27, 2008 - 10:02am.
Yup, thats where i live!
I know what you mean about critics, it isnt meant to hurt you and you must have thick skin. They are running a biz too... they are just telling people what they need and what they dont need.
Some can be NASTY! And some can make your day!
I hope you get your big break!
Dont you love it though? I love being right on the cusp...the great unknown bits of life!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
this is exploitative and wrong.
i'll wait for the DVD boxset.
... I just want to know who the hell cares about models in general.
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 27, 2008 - 9:39am.
We can now OFFICALLY say that Reality TV has finally reached the bottom of toilet bowl...crust, floaters & all
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Didn't that already happen with the "organ donor" reality show? Or the 20394043 other reality shows that already jumped way the fuck over the shark? Like the midget dating show on Fox?
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by Few Words on June 27, 2008 - 10:00am.
Is Stupidity a disability?
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I wish NitWitty was here...her avie is a sign that says:
"Stupidity is not a handicap. Park somewhere else."
(or something to that effect.)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Yes I am LoLo, I'm an actress and my boyfriend is a model. We haven't had our big breaks yet but we aren't giving up. People are just as critical about actresses as they are models looks wise. I never take it personal when they comment on what I need to change, so long as I don't change as a person.
What about you? NYC?
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Technically, I think Wonky McValtrex DOES qualify for this show...
she's missing her brain, right?
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 27, 2008 - 9:39am.
We can now OFFICALLY say that Reality TV has finally reached the bottom of toilet bowl...crust, floaters & all.
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You forgot the spongy anomalies that come out with farts.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Is Stupidity a disability?
'Missing' Top Model? Subtle guys. Really subtle.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
_Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 27, 2008 - 9:57am.
Oh shit really??
I look for a way out every way i can.
I liked to draw...now i like jokes!
Are you in NYC?
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
LoLo, I work in the industry myself, and you speak the truth.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Hey I should totally be on this show! I have plenty of disabilities that have held me back from modelling, such as being 5'5 and weighing over 7 stone! Damn, I so missed my chance!
But seriously, like two of these girls are even pretty in the face.
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SNL already did it.
did they honestly stick a purple cast on the girl in the second picture & call her disabled?
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 9:50am.
"I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability."
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Wouldn't it better help if these models were allowed to compete on Britain's Next Top Model rather than creating a separate show which highlights their “disabilities”?
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■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
Why is it that out of all the dumb whores who want to be on TV, they can almost never find ONE that fits what a top model should be? I mean, not even one! These aren't as bad as the trannies that TyTy picks up on Sunset and puts on ANTM, but still.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I dont have a notion about persons with disabilities that even needs to be challenged.
Not once have i ever even thought for even a second that they could not enjoy fashion like others.
having worked in fashion, what Rikki Lake says about models is true. They are human hangers meant to display "creations" for editors and buyers.
The entire "Super Model" shit was invinted by that fat ass hole Andre Leon Talley to help push more products on average women who arent happy with themselves and have cash to blow on bull shit.
I really believe models should not ever talk or give interviews. It is the same thing as going into your closet and talking to your wire hangers.
Or asking directions from a clothes dummy in Barneys. Pointless.
Im an ass hole yes, but i worked in the industry and trust me, they all think the public is a bunch of assholes too. Ass holes punking out other assholes. The circle of life!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Really mean. "ANYONE can be a model!" Yeah right. To be a model you have to meet certain requirements, like fit the clothes. Some of these women are very beautiful, but nah. I think this is kinda condescending and maybe even making fun of them, in an not so obvious way.
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability."
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Wouldn't it better help if these models were allowed to compete on Britain's Next Top Model rather than creating a separate show which highlights their “disabilities”?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
How will the people with a missing leg do the run way challenges?
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