Little Man Lawsuit!

Mini-Me picked up his mini-phone, called his mini-lawyers and ordered them to file a not-so-mini lawsuit against TMZ. Mini-Me is suing over that super sexy tape of him doing fuckey fuckey times with some pony lady.

In the lawsuit filed yesterday, he claims TMZ "violated his privacy rights and infringed on his copyright and trademark by running portions of the tape" on their website. According to Mini, the sexay tape was stolen by a mini-burglar!

He is asking for $20 million and wants the court to stop the distribution of this porn masterpiece.

Even $20 million couldn't make me unsee the image of Mini-Me's lizard tongue attacking pony lady. And in case you need reminding, clip below:

And here comes the bagel you ate earlier.....

Posted by: Michael K

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Sex Tapes • Uncomfortable

Submitted by Patricia Morgan on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:26am.

That broad must be some kind of sicky!

Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:25am.

Mike, I agree totally. MAJOR con. Who was doing the recording? Certainly wasn't him, and it doesn't look like it could be her. Anyone ever hear this guy speak?

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Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008

Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:25am.

Those hands are quite disturbing! The only way I could get through a fingerbang from that claw would be to imagine I was being gangbanged by the Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles, or rammed by Katie Holmes' hammertoes.

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:25am.

♪Just the two of us♫

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I say we get dangerous

Submitted by tweedlebugb on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:24am.

tmz must be shaking in their mini moon boots

Submitted by feckless on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:23am.

Why does he shave his eyebrows? And he needs to apply lotion to his hands something fierce.

Submitted by bertice_berry on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:23am.

those fingers...
*shudder*

Submitted by BooBoo_Keys on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:22am.

I <3 Vienna sausages...

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:22am.

Ewww no shit! It would be like getting sexy with an infant! Or a poor little garden gnome that lost his pointy hat :(

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Submitted by mina on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:21am.

I'm too scared to play the video!

Submitted by deejayspicerack on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:21am.

..... wrinkly old peen is one thing but bumping bits w/ someone roughly the size of an infant...actually on second thought sounds super sexay.... get ini-me!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:17am.

Sensimina,
"date with that sex tape and a can of Vienna sausages."

Oh my damn!! that was WRONG!!! Wrong i say!!!

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:17am.

So far the consensus seems to be that Troyer is a lying weasel about his tape being stolen and then illegal broadcast.

ITA ITA ITA

If he did not want the tape leaked then he should have kept it locked up in a safe. He didn't.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:16am.

Are the Keebler Elves his legal team?

I know, I know...that was tacky. You can beat me later.

Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:15am.

That's too bad...I was ready to do some serious diddlin'. I had a fucking date with that sex tape and a can of Vienna sausages.

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:14am.

ITA, mike!
When your career is tanking you either go on the Surreal Life or put out a sex tape - Verne did both.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:14am.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 27, 2008 - 9:13am.
Oh God ugh I see those curled little fingers and all I can see in my head his him attempting to hit a G-Spot with him.
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I'm glad you said it before I had a chance to. Blech.

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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:13am.

Wonky McValtrex pulled this same shit just before "The Simple Life" debuted.

Bitch, please.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 06/27/2008 - 10:13am.

Oh God ugh I see those curled little fingers and all I can see in my head his him attempting to hit a G-Spot with him. I seriously will not be able to watch Love Guru now.

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