Smart Move, Uma
Uma Thurman is engaged to her rich bitch boyfriend Arpad "Arki" Busson. Wise move. You can never have too much money and Swiss money is even better. Don't ask me why Swiss money is better. It just is.
Uma's spokesbitch confirmed the engagement to People. A source also said that Arki dressed Uma's bony finger with an "8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones." Another source told the NYDN the ring is so big that "she can't fit it through the sleeve of her coat." I think I just came.
This is Uma's second marriage. She has two kids with Ethan Hawke. Arki has two kids with Elle Macpherson. Apparently, he never married Elle, because she's been divorced and he's a strict Catholic. Uma's vagina must have the right moves.
Uma better book them a flight to Las Vegas right fucking now! Elope! She also better eat the damn prenup. Put some steak sauce on that bitch and swallow it whole.
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Uma looks so hot.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Euphoria, YES!!!
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Okay, I just emailed MK a plethera of sexaaay pictures of Gary Oldman and nominated him for Hot Slut! We'll see what happens.
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 27, 2008 - 10:01am.
Ha ha ha! Me and Mr Green Is Good saw "The 5th Element" in the theater and bought the movie.
Gary Oldman was hilarious in that!
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Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are dead is one of my all time favorite movies!!!
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How the hell could i forget Zorg!?!?!? Oh that accent and those teeth!!!
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dont get the impression ut is dating rich older men after being burnt by her ex husband.
i think she is dating men who are available and who arent intimidated by her tall, blonde goddessness.
imo, et sabotaged his marriage because he does not think he is good enough for ut and he is probably right abut that.
et thinks he is some kind of intellectual who is totally above the hollywood scene when in fact ut is born into a family of educators and intellectuals.
all women who work as actors and who have achieved the level of success an uma thurman has in their careers have finite dating options.
Hey, the entire FUCKING CAST of Hannibal was sexy!
shit! Julianne Moore, Sir Hopkins, Ray Loita, even his fucking german shepherd was hot!
and the guy who played the italian cop???
damn, I'm going to go touch my no no places..
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Sheeps, I find the people who claim to be religious are the biggest pieces of shit. For example the Turds I worked for who were such pious Jews, but treat their employees like slaves and withdrew a girls paycheck from Direct Deposit because she needed one more day off from work to go to sourt and fight for custsody of her step-children.
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Sensimina---saw "Immortal beloved" in the theater when it came out---the end made me BAWL! LOVED IT!!!
Gary Oldman is just crazy and charismatic enough to make a perfect Beethoven....Remember the "Ode to Joy" scene, where he was deaf, but insisted on directing the choir members individually?
As for Uma --- get it, girl! Uma is very smart, and she knows that life as an actress will not pay big bucks forever---and that ex of hers is PO'!
Yeah, Ethan fucked up and he has whined about it publicly--- like someone's going to feel sorry for a guy who cheated on Uma.... I really admired Uma (and Reese W.) for actually divorcing their cheaters, instead of looking the other way.
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Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 9:59am.
Clarisse! Gary is hilarious in Rosencrantz, etc.!
I wished R & G would cop walk. Hamlet is such a whiny girl in that movie!
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Uma is so fine. She totally deserves to be pampered by some rich bastard. I hope that when the divorce comes she squeezes every drop out of that fucker... OMG, am I an Umaloonie!?!??!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 27, 2008 - 8:01am.
Damn lapsed Catholics, right?
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 10:59am.
Ladies...Regarding Gary Oldman's performances, Sid Vicious, Beethoven, Dracula, Mason Verger, Sirius Black…All brilliant…but my ABSOLUTE favorite…Rosencrantz in Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead.
You forgot ZORG!
And I LOOOOVED "Sid & Nancy"
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 27, 2008 - 7:39am.
He's such a strict Catholic that he had two kids out of wedlock? How about he didn't want to marry Elle?
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right? what a crock of shit!
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I LOVED Gary Oldman as Sid Viscious! He was awesome!
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I say we get dangerous
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 27, 2008 - 9:49am.
Did we ever get Gary Oldman as HOT SLUT???!?!?!
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Ironically, I emailed MK about that yesterday.
Sluts, start emailing. Preferably WITH a good picture and a Wiki link. That way MK doesn't have to look for shit online.
MK is busy making us laugh!
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Ladies...Regarding Gary Oldman's performances, Sid Vicious, Beethoven, Dracula, Mason Verger, Sirius Black…All brilliant…but my ABSOLUTE favorite…Rosencrantz in Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead.
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Is that a titanium nose bridge insert?
I'd still hit it.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 27, 2008 - 10:49am.
to me, Gary will always be Mason Verger in Hannibal.
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I even loved him in that movie; even with his slurping lisp and absent lips he was hot! Is there something wrong with me? Hehe!
Submitted by Sensimina on June 27, 2008 - 10:37am.
Euphoria, Ethan Hawke was hot for a while. He started looking like a methfaced Skeletor after things fell apart with Uma.
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I was thinking the same thing! My friend and I had a good cry after we watched Gattaca and Taking Lives and then saw recent pictures of him. Oh well, she looks awesome, and he's a 105 year old methface pepaw now. And he always looks sad and miserable with his knocked up girlfriend. This should only make things worse!
"lacrosse: the most fun a girl can have without taking off her clothes."
Did we ever get Gary Oldman as HOT SLUT???!?!?!
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to me, Gary will always be Mason Verger in Hannibal.
good luck to Uma,she's a hot slut.
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Uma is pretty much just out for the money since Ethan fucked her over. Every guys since Ethan has been old and rich. Get whatever you can Uma, these 'playboy' types usually dont stay around that long.
"A thug changes, love changes and best friends become strangers.."- Nasir Jones.
Shhhh...maybe Arpad doesnt know that uma is twiced divorced! lmao
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Nice move Uma. As her career declines, she will need some emotional and financial security -- not a douchebag actor that complains to the press about her post-birth, stretched-out vagina.
I really wish them luck!
Submitted by Sensimina on June 27, 2008 - 9:30am.
Submitted by Euphoria on June 27, 2008 - 10:28am.
This will be Uma's THIRD marriage, not second. She was first married to that crazyass Gary Oldman. In an interview when Gary was asked what went wrong in the marriage he said, "You try being married to an angel." ☺
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I forgot about that shit! That was a hot couple. I would jump Gary Oldman's crazyass bones so hard.
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Gary Oldman has been my favorite actor since Bram Stoker's Dracula. That movie made me search out all his film performances. Raw talent. Undisputed.
But Uma was too young to be married to him then. Especially since Gary Oldman is an "intense" actor. That's a euphemism for egomaniac actor, and it's all about his shit. Get on the Ego train and hang on.
Not that it's a bad thing. The guy's brilliant. But not great to married to.
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Holy crap..Uma was married to Hot Slut Gary Oldman???!?!?!
*sighs*
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
Obviously her divorce wasn't the real reason Arpy wouldn't marry Elle. My guess is people started to asking "Who?" when they heard the name Elle MacPherson and he is just WAY TOO ELITE to have a fading model as a wife rather than a current star. Rich douchebags like this are all the same. Fuck him, Uma, you can do better.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 27, 2008 - 10:41am.
Wait, this doesnt make sense. If he didnt marry Elle because she had been divorced and he's catholic....why is he marrying Uma?? She's been divorced too!! Damn...its early and my brain hurts!!
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Yeah, I don't see the logic in that one either. And Uma is TWICE divorced, so WTF???
So it's alright for catholics to have kids out of wedlock but it's a sin to marry a woman who's been divorced? that's some dumb shit...
Wait, this doesnt make sense. If he didnt marry Elle because she had been divorced and he's catholic....why is he marrying Uma?? She's been divorced too!! Damn...its early and my brain hurts!!
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." -George Carlin....R.I.P.
My best girlfriend was OBSESSED with a Swiss foreign exchange student all through high school and they dated for a couple years. He was an arrogant douche who was always talking about how Switzerland was the most awesome country on earth. He ended up dumping her for some Swiss girl after taking her virginity. That's all.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Submitted by C U Next Tuesday on June 27, 2008 - 10:31am.
Sensimina, I would too! He was hot in The Scarlet Letter. Very talented actor. What did he do to be called crazy? I wanna know! =)
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Just thinking about him in that movie gets me all quivery inside...damn, he was hot. He was arrested drunk driving in LA and his passenger was Keifer Sutherland...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He just does crazyass things when he's drinking...and he's got (or has had) a drinking problem.
He's such a strict Catholic that he had two kids out of wedlock? How about he didn't want to marry Elle?
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
I hate when i have to talk to the Swiss! No offense to the Swiss, i just can't wrap my tiny American mind around that accent.
Oh, and Gary Olman...I would cover him in strawberry jam, and lick him clean.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
How come this guy wouldn't marry Elle because she was divorced - but he'll marry Uma who is TWICE divorced ???????????
Euphoria, Ethan Hawke was hot for a while. He started looking like a methfaced Skeletor after things fell apart with Uma.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
I've always thought Ethan was a fucking sleeze and not attractive in the least. How he got Uma I'll never know. He looks like he could be Skeletor's long lost brother.
he wouldn't marry elle macpherson beacuse she has been divorced...but, he'll marry uma?
something about uma's face sometimes looks so gorgeous and sometimes looks granny-tranny-nassy.
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I don't think he's crazy, just crazy sexy. Esp. in Immortal Beloved. Love that movie.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Damn! 8+ carat ring?!? How can she lift her hand, oh yeah. forgot. man hands.
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gary oldman is ust a tad taller than mini me. They are both alcoholics though.
Submitted by Sensimina on June 27, 2008 - 10:30am.
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Yeah, Gary is batshit crazy but, oddly, I find him very sexaaay! They were married from 1990 to 1992...scary that I know this shit. ☺
Sensimina, I would too! He was hot in The Scarlet Letter. Very talented actor. What did he do to be called crazy? I wanna know! =)
■"I want to fall in love like Amy," says Nicole. "I think I've been in love before."
Winehouse lifts her head: "No, no, if you had, you'd be dead because you weren't together."
-Rolling Stone, June 2008
these guys are used goods.
they used to call these guys "modelizers", wealthy men who date models.
uma t is unlucky in love.
and ethan hawke is such a fuck up and sleeze.
i cant believe eh impregnated his children's nanny.
Submitted by Euphoria on June 27, 2008 - 10:28am.
This will be Uma's THIRD marriage, not second. She was first married to that crazyass Gary Oldman. In an interview when Gary was asked what went wrong in the marriage he said, "You try being married to an angel." ☺
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I forgot about that shit! That was a hot couple. I would jump Gary Oldman's crazyass bones so hard.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Damn, Uma. You missed the boat on this one.
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For real.
This will be Uma's THIRD marriage, not second. She was first married to that crazyass Gary Oldman. In an interview when Gary was asked what went wrong in the marriage he said, "You try being married to an angel." ☺
Uma loves money!
She's hot though. You definitely can't call the bitch stupid.
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Haaaaahaaaaaaaaa...and Ethan ended up with a babysitter...haaaahaaaa...!
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