Friday, June 27th 2008
The Real Houseskanks Of Atlanta
Bravo has confirmed the names of the housewives set to whore themselves and their kids out in the name of reality TV. "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is currently in production and Bravo will air a preview of this shit on July 30th. E! has a rundown of the crazies we will soon be laughing at:
Deshawn Snow: nonprofit founder, wife of Cleveland Cavaliers baller Eric Snow
Kim Zolciack: single mom, aspiring country-music singer
Lisa Wu Hartwell: real estate firm owner, jewelry and baby-clothing designer, model, actress, writer...and wife of Oakland Raiders linebacker Ed Hartwell
NeNe Leakes: nonprofit founder, wife of real estate investor, two sons
Sheree Whitfield: single mother of three, clothing-line owner
YES! Cat fights + Southern accents = Comedy gold!
Bravo, keep bringing the plastic trash. I can't wait for the next 20 spin-offs from this series. "The Real Housewives of Palm Beach," followed by "The Real Housewives of Baghdad," followed by "The Real Housewives of My Asshole."
And NeNe Leakes is already my favorite based on her name alone. Total pornstar name.
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I live in GA and they better represent us well! I'm tired of us being stereotyped as it is, they better not make us look even worse. I don't care if they act shallow somewhat, of course they will. They just better have some class!
Oh, Missy----this looks hilarious; those costumes! It looks like a high school production of "Gone wif Da Wind."....LMAO! The hair...the gowns....the makeup.And those shoes---where would one buy shoes like dat? Oh, Oh, Missy, I am gonna love this to death! My home, My beautiful home!
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They look boring and i bet they will be overacting for the cameras. When i first looked at the pics I was thinking they have money there dresses look like shit. Then I read what they do for a living. Why does anyone that has the cash to start a clothing line thinks that it means they can design? I have allot of respect for true designers as artists and I think when these "designers" pop up it takes something from the title. It just bugs me.
Is the one in the pale pink supposed to be Asian? Homegirl needs to lay off the Hawai'ian Tropic...
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Kim Zolciack: single mom, aspiring country-music singer
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Am I a horrible racist for thinking that aspiring country-music singer is the white chick?
**hangs head in shame**
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wow, they all are gorgeous big curvy beauties! like the sexy big girls&women I met at___P l u s M e e t.c o m___where big boobs hotties, big booty beauties and big guys meet together for fun&romance!
THOSE dresses!! lmao already great.:)
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Michael Vick's wife!
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Ricky Ricky Ricky just because your dreams of being a athlete's wife/ bravo reality star were shattered when you realized you had a penis doesn't mean you have to go and insult these beautiful ho's. Maybe next life time. haha yah right god hates you. You'll be some dumb farm animal next. ahah :p love u.
The stunner in the pink gown is Kim Zolciak. She went to my high school in CT. So I am interested to see if she fakes a southern accent. She was a huge whore in high school with the biggest BIGGEST hair and dated some fat puerto rican from Hartford. I am honestly wondering how she got herself in a "gated community" Wait...nevermind..I know how.
At the risk of showing my elderliness: I thought a housewife was a woman who stayed home rearing the the kids, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, and cooking the meals.
These rich-bitches have staff and don't stay home.
I want to see the follow-up show: Real Divorce Lawyer of [fill in city name].
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I really don't want to see a bunch of fat bitches with drama. How interesting can their lives be in some southern state? Bring back the real housewives of new york
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 11:17am.
Silly Mel-Tang. In the non-profit world, "non-profit" means "I can use the funds of my non-profit to pay for all of my living expenses, even though, as the executive director, I already pay myself a high salary and get large bonuses that practically equal that salary every year." It also means "I married rich." The non-profit doesnt accrue any profit, but the shady fucks that run most of them sure as hell do.
okay just an observation here......WHO GIVES A FUCK?????? this is total bullshit. great i can picture this shit now, fake tans...forced accents...hairspray...more fried food than the floorboard of Brit Brit's car and dont forget the stretched out Spankz littered about the house. FUCK. just kill me now.
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
These shows should all be called 'The Real Twunts of Twuntsville'. What difference does the city make? These idiots and their ilk are all the same. Although I anticipate Atlanta might have some really hideous frocks and hair, judging from the pic. Think I'll pass on this one...
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 11:40am.
Us too! Our Pride is going to be showing ALL this weekend! We're blotting out Canada Day with our Pride!
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I was tempted to ask MK to come to town this week/weekend - he would have loved it!
(I'm from southern Ontario, or as I tell the rest of Canada, "I'm from Nottoronto." ;) )
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LOL! I didn't realize we were talking about the same place - honestly, I thought you were in the States...The best part of this province is Nottoronto as far as I'm concerned...but I'm bitter - I grew up here.
Happy Holidays!
PS. He SHOULD come down - we have the best Pride anywhere!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Just looking at these women form these shows makes me want to drink vodka for breakfast and start beating my imaginary kids with wire hangers and making their little bitch asses clean their bathroom in the middle of the night.
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
I just remembered--it was Marcia Cross that got green--contrasts the hair. Nic got stuck with white.
I remember that VF pretty much confirmed that nastiness that was that photoshoot. At the time, I (like any normal person) thought, "just wait a few years, ladies, no one will give a shit about you."
It always amazes me when something is "hot" and the participants forget that fame, money, and looks are so very fleeting.
(Gary Coleman was asked what his advice was for the stars of today. He said something like "Save your money like they're going to stop printing it." Or something like that [but his parents got most of his.])
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Born with a decent rack. Odds are, that 'decent rack' was paid for. You brought up very good points.
Submitted by ricki lake on June 27, 2008 - 10:40am.
Wives of professional athelets are the biggest cunts on the planet. They think they're goddesses because they were born with a decent rack and were able to convince some meathead that can toss a ball around that they're "princesses" and deserve to be treated as such. From flipping out over how many carats their antique Harry Winston engagement ring is to screaming about how the tint on the new BMW is slightly off, these cunts have nothing better to do than complain about not getting the "respect" that they "deserve" while people in other parts of the world starve to death or are slaughtered by insurgent militias. Let's deport these hos to an island and let them kill each other off. Now THAT'S some reality TV!
How do SINGLE women classify as house wives?
I think I can safely assume that the middle one is the aspiring country singer? She's got the Trisha Yearwood look down.
And how are all of these non-profit founder bitches rich? Doesn't non-profit mean they don't get paid high $$$ for their services?
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Submitted by libby on June 27, 2008 - 11:08am.
Haha yes, I remember that story. It was amazing. Supposedly Teri was quite the clothes hog on the show, as well. It's understandable, though - she has a lot more invested in drawing attention away from her face than any of the other chicks. So sad, she used to be pretty. And yeah, you're probably right, the blonde looks like she'd pick that ugly thing. "It's so pretty and pink and reminds of Barbie! I must have it! The other chix will be so jelly!"
I'm guessing the blonde likes the pink dress. It's "pretty" and "girly" and "makes [her] feel like a princess." Oh honey...let it go. Why are dumb chicks always obsessed with looking like and feeling like princesses? Their adolescent and trivial dreams make me puke inside. Especially when you consider the fact that there are TONS of hot, married, actually successful chicks who AREN'T selfish, crazy whores and who might actually deserve to be on TV! Oh Bravo, I don't know if I can forgive you for both letting Project Runway slip through your gay fingers AND subjecting us to this horrible bullshit TIMES THREE now. Ugh. Desperate Housewives of Kalamazoo is next. Trust.
Wasnt' this called "Designing Women" back in the 80's????
OMFG! Pink NIGHTMARE!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by ricki lake on June 27, 2008 - 10:42am.
Thank you, but I AM familiar with the concept of the photoshoot and stylists....
I have never seen a more perfect match for a "aspiring country singer" with big fake blonde hair than that hideous headache-inducing dress.
Sometimes the stylists bring racks of terrible dresses (in different sizes, colors, etc.) and let the ladies "choose"---that's my guess here.
(Remember several years ago for the Vanity Fair cover, one of the "Desperate Housewives" was pissed because Teri Hatcher grabbed the RED swimsuit before she could? Don't remember which one it was--I think Nicolette--she got stuck with hunter green. SO tragic!)
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Whoever put the blond in that dress is a bold bitch.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Okay, the men who married these "ladies" must be blind or on pills, because they look like a bunch of Brooke Hogan-esque, bulge hiding trannies.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Methinks that "wife" is verrrrrrrrrry looooooooosely construed here.
My grandmother used tell me that one of her friends was a widow and made me address as Mrs. Barton. "Mrs." Barton was never married but everyone pretended that she had been married before she moved to town (where she had lived all of her life) and had her kid.
Oh, my grandmother was from Tennessee.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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well, when I was pregnant with my daughter, I was fucking my husband and my nene leaked all over him.
I didn't know if I was coming or going.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 11:40am.
Us too! Our Pride is going to be showing ALL this weekend! We're blotting out Canada Day with our Pride!
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I was tempted to ask MK to come to town this week/weekend - he would have loved it!
(I'm from southern Ontario, or as I tell the rest of Canada, "I'm from Nottoronto." ;) )
OnT (kind of): I liked Atlanta when I visited a few years ago...also stayed at Lake Lanier but confused the hell out of the driver when I kept pronouncing it 'the French way'.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by libby on June 27, 2008 - 10:36am
You don't wear things to photo shoots. You show up showered and in sweats, and they dress you/do your hair and makeup. It's a hideous dress, but it's the fault of the stylist, not the whore wearing it.
ricki lake:
who says they were "born" with the decent rack? Methinks it was an "investment" in their future....
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Motherfucker"
Wives of professional athelets are the biggest cunts on the planet. They think they're goddesses because they were born with a decent rack and were able to convince some meathead that can toss a ball around that they're "princesses" and deserve to be treated as such. From flipping out over how many carats their antique Harry Winston engagement ring is to screaming about how the tint on the new BMW is slightly off, these cunts have nothing better to do than complain about not getting the "respect" that they "deserve" while people in other parts of the world starve to death or are slaughtered by insurgent militias. Let's deport these hos to an island and let them kill each other off. Now THAT'S some reality TV!
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:38am.
And 'gayelle' is starting to catch on where I am...although they still refer to the female parade at Pride as "Dyke March".
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Us too! Our Pride is going to be showing ALL this weekend! We're blotting out Canada Day with our Pride!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
When they do the "The Real Housewives Of $cientology", call me.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
If her nene leaks perhaps she should see a doctor
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 11:34am.
Y thank u! and Happy Long Weekend for No Reason Day to you!
PS we don't say Gayelle here - we still say Lezzie:)
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I know; technically it's not a long weekend but if you're lucky enough to "work from home" on Monday (like me!), it still ranks.
And 'gayelle' is starting to catch on where I am...although they still refer to the female parade at Pride as "Dyke March".
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 27, 2008 - 8:25am.
Shows like this are the reason I find myself watching Animal Cops or Dirty Jobs.
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Shows like this are the reason I find myself drinking a lot.
I weep for future generations.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
that pink dress gives me a headache and pisses me off!!!
THAT'S what she wore to the photoshoot?! ugh.
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Not to mention...how the fuck are these bitches considered "housewives"?! Not only does that imply they actually do some work around the house (haha yeah fucking right), but they also claim to have "jobs" outside the home! From "charity work" to fucking football players, these 'housewives' sure are hard-working women. Oh wait, I meant whores. Sorry.
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:19am.
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Welcome to the dumbing down of North America...I didn't even NOTICE that. Yeesh.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:27am.
Submitted by Euphoria on June 27, 2008 - 11:21am.
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I couldn't resist..it's Friday and I'm off for the next 4 1/2 days starting in about....30 mins.
BTW and OffT: Happy Canada Day weekend you peace-loving, beer-drinking, pot-smoking, hockey-playing, moose-riding, gay & gayelle loving socialist hosers (you know who you are)!
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Y thank u! and Happy Long Weekend for No Reason Day to you!
PS we don't say Gayelle here - we still say Lezzie:)
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by jillybeans on June 27, 2008 - 8:27am.
The one on the far right looks like this tranny that tried to sit on my lap on septa the other day.
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The one on the far right looks like Omarosa ... the Apprentice tranny.
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I don't wacth the other Housewives shows that are on, so I certainly won't watch this shit.
OffT: I hate Atlanta. Any time I'm there, the people are so rude.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
So, simply because these fucking sluts have some money, they're TV-worthy? Let me guess: they'll constantly bitch and moan about parties, party invites, clothes, what the other housewives say and do, and basically just have outrageously inflated senses of entitlement that Bravo and the viewers who watch this shit will only enforce. They'll milk the "fame" as long as they can, 'cause let's face it, these cunts have nothing worthwhile to offer anyone, at which point hopefully they'll die early from stress over who is the prettiest/richest/most popular. Whores like this live their entire lives like high school, because they're unintelligent, insipid vaginas. Why are we supposed to believe these hooches are somehow better than us?
Submitted by The C word on June 27, 2008 - 10:19am.
Don't you have to be a wife to be a housewife?
And my nene leakes sometimes too....
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*snickering* I have the same problem TCW. No more chocolate bacon for me.
Atlanta is a very nice city. I got to see the Cubs whoop up on the Braves a few times. And the Braves fans didn't shank us after the game.
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
~George Carlin. RIP George.
I wouldn't watch this shit if you put a gun to my head.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
The one on the far right looks like this tranny that tried to sit on my lap on septa the other day.