We Get It! Madge Is Getting Divorced!
Madge and Guy's marriage was doomed the minute they left the house wearing those outfits. All downhill from there. So....everyone around these two have confirmed their marriage is dead. Just like Guy's career. Several "friends" told the Mirror that Madge has fallen out of love and told Guy she wants a divorce. He agreed, but is still hoping they can work things out. Why?! If the rumors are true, divorcing Vadge would make Guy one rich bitch.
Reportedly, they don't have a pre-nuptial agreement. That means Guy could snatch $100 million from Madge's $600 million fortune. He's going to have to wrestle the cash away from Vadge's cold, dead vagina. There's no way she's letting go of her money that easily.
Both have talked to attorneys, but Guy is hoping to avoid a dramatic court battle. A source said, "Guy is a decent bloke, full stop. It's not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He's got too much respect for his wife and children."
Madge's spokesbitch would not comment.
Okay, no more talk of this until we hear it from the Vadgina's lips. Oh and Guy needs to take that bitch to the cleaners. I mean, his nuts are worth at least $100 million.
I have to admit that I like her red velvet pants.
The rumor is that he's done with Kabbalah.
But everything I've heard about Guy is that he's REAL close to his son and won't let her just move Rocco to The U.S.
Who would want to fuck that anyhow?
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The war isn't working.
WHO CARES ,,she's like 100 years old on her 20th husband..she cant get along with ANYONE...she is a nightmare...OLD NEWS...like 30 years old.
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The war isn't working.
If she's hiring a big gun lawyer, there's obviously a battle brewing. If they were going to just settle things themselves, there would be no need to hire the most expensive divorce lawyers in Britain. It does surprise me that Madonna didn't have a prenup though...McCartney's lack of prenup I could believe because he was in a strong marriage for 30 years (too bad Heather turned out to be a crazy bitch) but Vadge knows she doesn't have what it takes to make it last forever...
Submitted by me_ on June 27, 2008 - 8:36pm.
just ugly posters could post such comments about a woman who looks much better than average of her age. i don't want to know how YOU look....
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I'm sorry hunny but even Madonna, herself, will tell you she's a butterface. She doesn't wear all that make up for nothing, you know.
Edited to add: Becuz I'm the prettiest poster here and everything, after all.
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just ugly posters could post such comments about a woman who looks much better than average of her age. i don't want to know how YOU look....
i think she has no pre-nup cause she believed in love. that's somehow genuine and sweet.
i believe what the "source" says. guys not out on profit. he's too proud.
Seems like he really does love her & wants to make it work; he's flying to NY to be with her and the kids:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1352067.ece
GUY RITCHIE is flying to New York this weekend in a last-ditch bid to save his marriage to MADONNA.
"She is completely focused on rehearsals for her tour in America and can't come back to London. They want to make the marriage work, but they are at a stalemate.
"But at the moment they are both trying to rescue the situation. Em has shown a willingness to patch things up. But because almost all rehearsals for the tour are in New York rather than in London Guy thinks she's not sacrificing much.
"He has now decided to fly out there this weekend to try to sort things out."
The key issue is Madonna's desire to live in New York with her children Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and adopted David, two.
She has spent a fortune renovating her Manhattan apartment, installing a gym and a giant rehearsal room.
Lourdes' father Carlos Leon is overseeing a lot of the work.
The key issue is Madonna's desire to live in New York with her children Lourdes, 11, Rocco, seven, and adopted David, two.
A source said: “Em is a different person when she is in New York. She is so much happier.”
Madonna’s world tour will not end until next year, while Guy is working on commercials and two movies.
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Christ, how many times are they gonna flog this fucking dead horse of a story?! You're right, MK...WE GET IT.
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Submitted by Faith on June 27, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 12:41pm.
". . . by her age she should be grateful she's not alone."
Are you suggesting that middle-aged women can't get a man? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.
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Nope. I'm suggesting that Madonna has not had an easy ride of it...and after all those years of not-so-great relationships, she should be thankful that one worked out and make the most of it. She is totally the kind of person who could end up alone and hating it.
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Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 12:41pm.
". . . by her age she should be grateful she's not alone."
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Are you suggesting that middle-aged women can't get a man? Because that couldn't be further from the truth.
Yay. Now she's free go full-throttle Baby Jane batshit.
Arghh! Wikipedia is your friend people. They got married in Scotland and have apparently both retained British lawyers. They are about to get divorced in a country where prenups are unenforceable (but presumably Madonna knew this).
Also, this is not quite like the Jolie/Thornton breakup, Madonna and Guy have a biological child-- there will be no clean break. And Jolie was with Billie-Bob for 3 years, Madonna and Guy have been together for 7. The quoted statement says he has respect for his wife and "children", plural. I'm going to guess that he plans to maintain a relationship with all 3.
Finally, what's with all the pity for Bitchie? I hold no brief for Madonna but she's made her fair share of sacrifices... at least now she won't have to pretend she likes the UK or sitting in the pub talking mockney (and his accent is at least as fake as hers) any more. Doesn't anyone recall the Robbie Williams song about Richie's parting words to his previous girlfiend, Tania Strecker (apparently she was sure they were going to get married)? "Of course I love you but she's Madonna!" He's a louse.
No such thing as an iron clad pre-nup, even here in the US. I work in the legal field and have seen Judges throw out many pre-nups. I hope he gets half of everything she's got - then maybe she'll go away.
She's not traditional, Madonna's so fucking delusional and controlling that she thought she couuld say "not now, dear" to Guy's divorce requests until she dropped dead. Thus no prenup needed.
Guy had other ideas. Good on him!
It is said that Madge is hooking up with a big rich man at___P l u s M e e t.c o m___where big boobs hotties, big booty beauties and big rich men meet together for fun&romance!
Dood luck to her!
I wonder if she is going to give him her fake British accent back in the divorce? HAHAHAHA
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Yeah, but Guy's been putting up with her shit for years. I've been feeling sorry for his balls since Day One. Throw him some cash. He can buy back his career, or - buy a better career.
Guy is showing some cleavage there
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Sounds like Guy is not only nice to look at, but decent.
Yeah well their marriage has always been said to have been on the rocks for years. It's just a wonder how it lasted this long because you would have thought they would have officially split ages ago. It is said they basicly lead very seperate lives.
Guy is cute! As far as money goes, doesn't he come from alot of money? Probably why things will get settled quickly.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 11:09am.
I totally saw Madonna as the type to have an iron-clad pre-nup... Do you think he had her DICKMATIZED at first?
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Fersure. For all her strength and success, Madonna have NEVER been good with men. She's a silly romantic and it gets her every time. She's a fool to leave him - by her age she should just be grateful she's not alone.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
if this is true, i find it really sad.
she probably didn't have a prenup 'cause she thought it was going to last.
she's much more traditional than we think.
ya know mk, you're right. god knows i truly respect the woman, god knows i do, but she should seriously divorce this decent man and get back to rocking the vote. she could run for pre[c][e]dent and god knows i would actually register and haul my fat ass to diebold cafe and pull her lever. but nary more are the days of spanish lullabies. gone forever. sigh.
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More importantly, WTF is up with those hideous fingernails?!
Madge must've forgotten how hard it was for her to find a decent relationship before Guy. Plus she's been with Guy for what...ten years?
People make fun of her on the sly, but if she starts trying to play the (geriatric) cougar for reals people will probably mock her openly like Paris Hilton. Her only hope would be someone the equivalent of George Clooney and he ain't into her or anyone under the age of 28.
And what about the kids? Why don't they get to have something permanent in their lives. Er...umm, I mean besides Lola's lifelong lip waxing appointments.
"Guy is a decent bloke, full stop." What? Is this a fucking telegram???
TRANSLATION FOR YA.
Guy is decent bloke, period.
A full stop is a period.
You know Madonna is really ugly. I don't think I had noticed how ugly until I saw this picture. Gu y looks like such a closet homo in that outfit!
Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 12:57pm.
When Angie Jo dumps Brad, she's gonna hook up with Madge, and the combined size of their egos will shift the earths axis and wipeout the polar ice caps for good.
Then their child army is going to take over the world.
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When Angie Jo dumps Brad, she's gonna hook up with Madge, and the combined size of their egos will shift the earths axis and wipeout the polar ice caps for good.
Then their child army is going to take over the world.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 27, 2008 - 9:47am.:
Luckily, I chose very well; I have been married to the same man for 27 years.
Back to Madge-Vadge: Without Guy, she will become Mommie Dearest III. Joan Crawford being Mommie Dearest I and Denise Richards being Mommie Dearest II.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 27, 2008 - 12:08pm.
I kinda thought in Britain pre-nups were not valid.
If they were married in the states, Guy better man up quick, he should hire Heather Mills to protect him.
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You are correct. They aren't legally binding in the UK. This could get interesting, kids.
Also, is it just me, or does Guy have a bad case of gay face in that photo?
Momus the Sarcastic, they better be careful what the wish for, because it's a bitch getting rid of an annoying husband.
Kids, well those Bitches can pay other people to raise them.
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She's a filthy skank. I'd do him.
i hope she just shuts the fuck up or gets kicked in the head at her yoga class and forgets she was ever a "singer"
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Submitted by Green Is Good on June 27, 2008 - 9:05am.:
In the immortal words of Queen guitarist Brian May: I want it all, I want it all, and I want it NOW!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I read an interview with them when they were first married that said if they divorced, HE would have to pay HER alimony. I will try to find it.
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Any chance they both might retire quietly, work it out, then never be heard from again? None, right?
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
I think the issue of the pre-nup would only come into play depending on where they married (UK vs. US). Some may find it odd that a control freak like Madonna would wed without having her $ totally protected, but narcissistic egomaniacs like her think they can do no wrong, and would certainly NEVER enter a marriage that wouldn't work out. It wouldn't be the first time someone like that was mistaken.
Her vadge is so old, she uses a DustBuster as a sex aid.
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Well, originally I thought she married him because she thought he could make her a movie star, it's the one thing she craves and it hasn't worked out and her ass had to go back to work.
Madge was just ok in "Evita" and "Desperately Seeking Susan" was an 80's delight.
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OMG he need to get his balls out of the container she keeps them in and get as much $$$ as he can. Then write a tell all. Who cares about hurting her feelings. She has none.
And their outfits are horrendous. Hers should say "CUNT" instead of snatch.
And his, OMG, where does one start.
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Now Guy can go out and buy back his manhood with the $100 million.
I hope he takes that crusty, egotistical, self centered bitch to the cleaners. She single-handedly ruined his career and killed what shred of dignity he had left.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 9:09am.
I totally saw Madonna as the type to have an iron-clad pre-nup... Do you think he had her DICKMATIZED at first? He was the hot new director and she was kind of in a lull.
PS - Hi NovaNightly... Spirited Away now????? *faints*
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must she always call the paps to let them know where she is going?
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madonna, finish your gym and stay home, nobody wants you at reebok
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I totally saw Madonna as the type to have an iron-clad pre-nup... Do you think he had her DICKMATIZED at first? He was the hot new director and she was kind of in a lull.
PS - Hi NovaNightly... Spirited Away now????? *faints*
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