We Get It! Madge Is Getting Divorced!
Madge and Guy's marriage was doomed the minute they left the house wearing those outfits. All downhill from there. So....everyone around these two have confirmed their marriage is dead. Just like Guy's career. Several "friends" told the Mirror that Madge has fallen out of love and told Guy she wants a divorce. He agreed, but is still hoping they can work things out. Why?! If the rumors are true, divorcing Vadge would make Guy one rich bitch.
Reportedly, they don't have a pre-nuptial agreement. That means Guy could snatch $100 million from Madge's $600 million fortune. He's going to have to wrestle the cash away from Vadge's cold, dead vagina. There's no way she's letting go of her money that easily.
Both have talked to attorneys, but Guy is hoping to avoid a dramatic court battle. A source said, "Guy is a decent bloke, full stop. It's not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He's got too much respect for his wife and children."
Madge's spokesbitch would not comment.
Okay, no more talk of this until we hear it from the Vadgina's lips. Oh and Guy needs to take that bitch to the cleaners. I mean, his nuts are worth at least $100 million.
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I kinda thought in Britain pre-nups were not valid.
If they were married in the states, Guy better man up quick, he should hire Heather Mills to protect him.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
wow, Guy looks so hot, like a fuckable Ken here, he totally deserves fresh meat and not the vadge
So how does Madonna explain to her angelic TV-less children why mommy is wearing a shirt that's referring to pussy. She may need break out some extra Kaballah water for that. Yes, I know Snatch was Guy's movie, but please.
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Submitted by mike on June 27, 2008 - 10:43am.
Guy's outfit is so fucking gay.
You said it. It is too gay for most gay men to wear.
If Crazy Peg-Leg Mills can get money out of McCartney, poor Guy should be entitled to a fortune.
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And in the end the love you take
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No prenup??? I just dont believe that Madge would let that slide...
"Guy is a decent bloke, full stop." What? Is this a fucking telegram???
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 27, 2008 - 10:49am.
The Madge Melodrama didn't begin until after the Malawi government approved her purchase of baby David.
Just like Angelina Jolie who stayed married to Billy Bob until after she bought Maddox.
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In Angie's situation (like Madonna), the men they married had NO INTEREST in adopting a kid.
But both these women want what THEY want when THEY want it. It's all about them and their needs, their crazy, blah, blah, blah.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Submitted by ricki lake on June 27, 2008 - 11:03am.
I like Guy's gay outfit, and I like the fact that she's making him wear it. Hott.
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Yeah. I like that too. It's cool to know I'll have friends in hell.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
I find it impossible to believe there was no prenup. As incredibly controlling and anal she is about everything, no way.
I like Guy's gay outfit, and I like the fact that she's making him wear it. Hott.
madame
and nothing says classy quite like a shirt that says snatch.
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She's probably still in love with Sean Penn or maybe she's bumping vaggies with Gwyneth since they can't stop singing each other's praises. Either way that's a wrap.
Well, I'm happy for her.
This is the first man she walked away from before he could dump her ass like a used tissue.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
How convenient that they waited until the adoption of the little boy was final. I hope Guy takes this controlling, self-absorbed, talentless cunt for all he can.
Poor Guy looks like a stark, raving, purse-lipped pansy in that photo and Madonna is grabbing at her crotch and smiling like a cheshire cat, surprise, surprise.
Or any of the pieces separately.
Guy must never, ever put that outfit on his body again.
Oh, please. Guy deserves the 100 million.
If the situation were reversed, nobody would blink an eye at Madge clawing his ass for half his fortune.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Bradiful Bitch: Thanks for the nice words.
As for Guy being scared of Madge: Methinks that he is scared limp. ;] She should have to pay for penile and backbone implant for him.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Madge is old.A reliable source said she posted a sexy profile at a celebs dating site named
******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** where many celebritis and beautiful people are looking for romances. It seems she continues her journey to love
And I should give a big, purple strap-on dildo because...?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Snatch was a good movie.
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels was on the other night.
I like Guy Richie, love him now that him and the Vadge are finito!
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I say we get dangerous
oh how i hope it's true. maybe guy can go back to making decent movies again once he gets away from that man-armed beast.
Momus the Sarcastic on June 27, 2008 - 11:49am.
The Madge Melodrama didn't begin until after the Malawi government approved her purchase of baby David.
Just like Angelina Jolie who stayed married to Billy Bob until after she bought Maddox.
- NICE! Love the observational skills Momus.
On T: "Guy is a decent bloke, full stop. It's not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He's got too much respect for his wife and children."
Er, respect, methinks they mean FEAR.
Sorry circumstances is right.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I guess it's better to buy children while you're married?
I understand why governments would want married couples to adopt rather than single people, but marriages can be pretty fucked up too! It's not always what it's all 'cracked up to be'. (I'm SO happily divorced and ALONE! Loves it!)
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
"bloke" *sigh*
Divorce SUCKS!
The Madge Melodrama didn't begin until after the Malawi government approved her purchase of baby David.
Just like Angelina Jolie who stayed married to Billy Bob until after she bought Maddox.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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God, he should get his pecker bronzed as a reward for putting up with her.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
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I can't picture this getting ugly. Madgè will make sure this happens quietly and quickly. Boring.
I've never seen any of his movies, but I have a soft spot in my heart for Guy. He seems like a decent dude, and I both admire the fact that he wasn't intimidated to marry a "strong" woman and pity the fact he had to put up with the crazy slag. He deserves some millions tossed his way. It's not like Madonna would ever even actually notice the money was gone. Ugh, I used to love her...wtf happened? I couldn't care less anymore, and only love to hate on her.
I hate Madona and her disgusting gym addiction. She's probably leaving Guy for her Stairmaster.. I hope it falls on her.
you can tell they were really in love in this picture...they are promoting each other's stuff....hehehehee
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Guy's outfit is so fucking gay.
blah blah blah divorce
blah blah blah no divorce...
who cares?
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Motherfucker"
awwwwwwwwwww vagina
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