Friday, June 27th 2008
Dirty Ass Wonky
Hahaha! Wonky looks like she got sprayed down with wet doody. Doody tan! It looks like the liquid caca got all over her dress too or maybe that fugly rag just came that way.
She looks like one of Tommy Girl's used condoms. Nast. Somebody needs to tell this ho that looking like a greasy chicken bone is "not hot."
Wenn
you know what? i like christina too. i think she is pretty and a great singer i have her album but i also like paris who has what christina does but also to include a great sense of humor funny and fun! paris is a blast! and she knows how to make people smile! she is a real joy! ill name all the reasons i like her!
1. her songs are never tiring to listen too! i love her voice!! i never met a artist that i liked each of their songs on their album i like all of her songs!
2. her acting! i love hottie and the nottie she is funny! And very talented i dont know how she could keep a striaght face sometimes in that movie!
3. she is thin and beautiful im thin too but she may weigh alittle more then me but she still looks great.
4. she makes the most funniest comments! i love them walmart do they sell walls? haha! and i love the quote everyone should have 4 pets and a jackass that pays for everything! she always keeps a smile on my face!
5. she is brave.. she goes through the hardsest and most humilating times like jail and when her one night in paris was exposed but she stays strong! i respect that! i love you paris!
6. she has a great heart for animals! i respect anyone like that cuz i love animals!
7. she helps people and does charites! yes she does dont give me any crap on that! lets not forget she donated money to a childrens hospital and the i heart to erase ms race!
8. she is beautiful and hott and would still look stunning even in a trash bag! this girl is amazing!
9. she is a great friend to have!
10. she makes wonderful clothes! i love her designs i have 14 of her shirts i love em!
11. i love her purfumes they all smell great! heiress paris just me and can can! i have em all!
12. her books are fantastic! i love the tinkerbell hilton diarys my life tailing paris! where does she come with this stuff?>>
13. her club paris is a blast!!!
14. she does the best reality shows i couldnt stop laughing with the simple life!
15 cuz she is #1!!
love<3 kitty!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:00pm.
Christina is not a STD ridden tramp. Paris is. Christina has class. Paris doesn't.
Christina met Paris for the FIRST time September 16th 2005. They have not been seen together SINCE. I highly doubt that ONE meeting is enought for them to become "bff". It's MORE likely that, Christina is a friend of Nicole's. NICOLE has been pictured with Christina 5 or 6 times.
~♥~my little boy breathes new life into me~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
~♥~Rather than change who I am for Max, I bring the life lessons I've learned to the table~Xtina to Glamour~♥~
so u have some obsession with x-tina aguilera so if u can like christina i can like paris! by the way if case u didnt know x-tina is friends with paris so she would be mad at u for saying everything u say about her! yea u have to watch that. x-tina+ paris= bff!!!
Submitted by kitty zingale on July 1, 2008 - 5:24am.
So have commented on a recent thread. Intresting.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
wow i love her dress it would look good if she wasnt dirty. she is natually beautiful she didnt need that. i saw pictures of her from the masquerade ball she looked hott there! this isnt one of her best pictures though but she is still rocking it!
Ummm... fukk herpes!! This bitch got that "PACK"!!
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
I read in some magazine about a spa treatment that involves poop. I think it is from a japanese bird but I can't find the article. I didn't read much of it because my mind completely rejects the concept of paying someone to cover one in feces. gr-oss. I doubt that is what is going on here... just thought it was funny that such a thing exists.
she looks rexic puke too
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The war isn't working.
She looks like she's ready to pull a Carrie White.
Perhaps the people at the spa mixed up the colonic hydrotherapy with the tanning session.
maybe she did go to a day spa where the bitches there misted her with sewer water, she'd totally buy it as the latest shit in exotic mineral mud therapy.
Looks like she has a GORCH on her chin...like Worf had on ST:Insurrection
Her boobs and ass are so small! Not attractive at all!
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Wonkster is sporting a total, "DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" face in that photo. Aww, poor rich wonk. :(
You bitches are viscious and I look up to you every day for inspiration. Meanwhile, I'm remembering another thing I liked about Wonkey besides her big ol' feet - her big bony shoulders. And that's probably her gum at the bottom of her purse - saving for later.
Skeletor?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Submitted by Red on June 27, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Is the top half of her dress SUPPOSED to look like that, or has the spray-on tan rubbed off?
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OMG!! Good catch! LMAO!!
That shit's all rubbed off on her dress! Even better!!!
Stupid whoooore!
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I say we get dangerous
Benji just busted a nut and we all know its nothing but dirty grease.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Oh yeah, and there's gum stuck to the bottom of her bag.
Stupid whore.
Is the top half of her dress SUPPOSED to look like that, or has the spray-on tan rubbed off?
I've had some horrible fake tans in my life so i really can't fault her. Erh. embarrasing.
Her face looks like it has been firmly nestled inbetwix Sam Ronson's legs for about three hours...
Nice "rug" burn going on there.
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Is that one of Benji's nuts stuck to her dirty chin?
Skank whore.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Why do I suddenly feel itchy when I look at this picture?
Submitted by Green Is Good on June 27, 2008 - 9:21am.
Sorry for the double post, but:
*Deep breath*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!
*pant* *gasp* Stole that from another D-list slut, but it needs to be said.
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Ah ha thanks GIG, I forgot to do that, but it must be said!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
It's Ms. Hanky, the Skanky Poo!
wait. is she wearing ballet flats with a maxi dress? all her cash and that's what she busts out? i'm sure i saw those are sjp bitten $8 shoes. at least go the extra mile and get the $10 pleather samdals from payless.
Greasy chicken bone? Did Shitney try to eat her?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
She's starting to melt.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Looks like Parisite is trying to compete with her slightly less annoying sister Nicky, for the anorexic, attention-whore socialite award.
That Adderrall is REALLY for Parisite's ADD! And her sudden claustrophobia, right?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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She, Madge-Vadge, and the Trollsen Twins have matching zombie claws!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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It looks like she has spray tan juice all over her dress. Ugh, she's lame.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 11:12am.
What a fucktard. Any normal person would have hidden indoors till that shit wore off.
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Which is why I believe that even THIS is PR.
She sees that she hasn't been getting nearly as much attention as those who go out looking as though they've rolled in feces...therefore...
She didn't win that award at Harvard for nothing, you know.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
ISprainedMyUvula on June 27, 2008 - 12:20pm
*throws down $20*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Thanks, Stocky.
It's also nice to know that Mystic has an "As Shitty On the Outside As You Are On the Inside" setting.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
IsprainedmyUvula ~ I'll chip in for the muffin basket.
*getting $ out of money clip*
Sorry for the double post, but:
*Deep breath*
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!
*pant* *gasp* Stole that from another D-list slut, but it needs to be said.
I want to buy whatever genius fucked up her spray tan a muffin basket. Anybody want to chip in?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Where's a drive-by shooter when you need one.
Some one needs attention... and they are going about it the wrong way. Doesnt she have a new "Dance-Music Vibe" album coming out soon?
Where's her usual cute DOGGY accessory?? Or is Parisite busy neglecting and starving them at her 2 million dollar estate?
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY BOUT WONKY
AND I THINK SOMEONE DID PUT WATERD DOWN SHIT IN THE SPRAY TANNER NICE LOOK NASTY OLD HAG
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
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I had no idea turds could walk.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
She looks so FILTHY! I guess hanging around with Benji "Bowel Movement" Madden will do that to you.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
Isn't it romantic? Paris is sooooo "in love" with Benji, she's willing to roll around in his shit, literally and go outside covered in it, to prove her unweaving devotion to his cock.
awww, young love! so sweet!!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
She looks like she's been sprayed with oily scat...
I LOVE the 2nd to last picture in the set. What a ravishing beauty!
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I hope this cunt walks in front of a speeding limo driven by Nicole Bitchie, and they call it a "tragic accident".
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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HA HA HA
Nice big ass chin zit skank bitch!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
What a fucktard. Any normal person would have hidden indoors till that shit wore off.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
wtf can you say?
Look at her.
She wonders why people are so "mean" to her.
The shiny T zone, killing me.
It's like her own skin is starting to fight back.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"