Friday, June 27th 2008
Dirty Ass Wonky
Hahaha! Wonky looks like she got sprayed down with wet doody. Doody tan! It looks like the liquid caca got all over her dress too or maybe that fugly rag just came that way.
She looks like one of Tommy Girl's used condoms. Nast. Somebody needs to tell this ho that looking like a greasy chicken bone is "not hot."
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A year or two ago I was thinking Paris would just disappear after a while. I've got this sinking feeling that she's here to stay. Damn her. I bet she thinks she looks "hot" too.
Nasty diahrreah bitch.
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Eww, she does look nasty. Aside from that...why are people still talking about this whore? She so peaked in 2007. On to the next talentless celebuskank already!
So you have one of two options:
1. Look like a cheeto-covered Oompa Loopma
2. Look like somebody sprayed diarrhea all over you
No thanks, I'll go the natural route.
That is DISGUSTING!!!! The dress just makes it all worse too....GAWD Wonky...TAKE A SHOWER!! *holds nose*
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Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth.
On the back it said, "Wish you were here."
-- Steven Wright
Why won't she just go away?!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
those fucking sunglasses make her look like a retarded praying mantis.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Is this what that spray tan shit does to you? That is just fucking awful.
Don't know which fake tan is worse, the diarrhea tan or the oompa-loompa tan.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
She looks like shit, but still can bust a major pose for the camera.
Damn, it's been said before - her feet are huge!
Submitted by -ohmy- on June 27, 2008 - 9:02am.
I'll have to say since she's gone to Jail she's definately mellowed out - but WTF does she look like a shiny umpaloompa??
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she has NOT mellowed out. She is just more careful about being seen wasted. This bitch is such a fucking hypocrite. She hasn't done one thing she said she would when she got out of jail.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
That fake tan looks greasy and poo-like, and not in the good Shauna Sand way either. Also looks like she was doused in diarrhea. Which she ultimately deserves!
Your face!
She looks like left over Boston Market. Good! Maybe now my prayers of her being attacked by starved pitbulls will come true.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
I was wondering where my dog's shit was going, she was coming over here when I wasn't home and rubbing it on her.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
I'll have to say since she's gone to Jail she's definately mellowed out - but WTF does she look like a shiny umpaloompa??
Submitted by loozer on June 27, 2008 - 11:59am.
It isn't a spray tan. She is just full of shit and it is finally coming through.
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LOL! Her disease-ridden skin can't hold back the deluge of shit this girl's made of.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
put an apple in her gobstopper because girlfiend is overcooked, overgreased, and looks like she should be set on a platter and surrounded by parsley. cluck you chicken!
WTF is up with that dress? It looks like someone from PETA threw a bunch of shit on her.
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
OKAY..bwhahahahahahahaha. OMG
I just refreshed my page. This THING pops up. Almost had a stroke.
FUG!!!
Go away Wonky!!! When's Satan picking you up? Tell him to chop-chop!!
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I say we get dangerous
It isn't a spray tan. She is just full of shit and it is finally coming through.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
hahahhahahahaha, she is such a fucking TURD.
This bitch really needs to be mangled in a horrible accident, and suffer for years and years....
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Aaaaaaaack! She took her damn make-up off and now I can't see! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
OMG DOODY TAN!
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