Friday, June 27th 2008

He Had Me At "Elegant"


A couple of hilarious voicemails (above) from a mega-douche named Dimitri are currently making the internet rounds. It all started when d-bag Dimitri met the "elegant" Olga outside of a bar in San Francisco. Elegant Olga made the mistake of giving him her business card. Dimitri called Elegant Olga several times and delivered such memorable quotes as:

"You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't..."

"I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. "

"But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder."

Jezebel has the complete transcript of Dmitri's douchetastic voicemails to Elegant Olga. I'm shocked as to why Olga never called Dimitri back. I mean, he called her "elegant" several times! Any dude that calls me "elegant" is definitely the one.

Dimitri totally borrowed his mommy's cell phone to leave Elegant Olga messages during his lunch break from his 8-hour shift at Quizno's.

Thanks Melanie

Posted by: Michael K


Interesting thing about Dimitri, he's unfortunately well known around Toronto, particularly because he has been on the local news warning women in the area. Not surprisingly he approached a girlfriend of mine with the same psychotic approach a couple of weeks ago while we were walking downtown here in Toronto with some friends. In my professional opinion as a psychotherapist this man is seriously disturbed and should be avoided. Ladies, take note.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:46pm.
angel_I - I think the "pot calling the kettle black" part of my post was completely lost.
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By Euphoria:
"Psychotic, misogynistic, sadistic, delusions of grandeur, pathological liar, narcissistic, I could go on and on, oh, and I forgot the scariest one...this dude is very dangerous, possibly in the early stages of being a serial killer who might or might not have yet acted on his impulses, but he will if he hasn't. He's a Ted Bundy I tell ya."

I don't know about serial killer (I'm not disagreeing - I'm just not sure) but YES. He's a lot more dangerous than he sounds. Olga did the right thing by sharing it.

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God I loved Christian Bale in American Pyscho...you know what? Scratch that...I simply love him...yummers

vrhino's picture

Hey this guy sounds like a real catch. he even says so himself!
anyone got his phone number for me? thats the love of my life right there.

I think the moral of the story is douche does not discriminate. It does not follow nationality, race or class...just dickheads.

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this is the dude that makes Verne Troyer look like a catch

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hot damn, ho, here we go again.

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I love you guys' investigative works on this. I just listened to this douchecunt's radio interview. I can't believe that woman was even trying to defend him. Was it devil's advocate day or did she have a financial deal with him? She sounded almost sincere in her stupid comments.

Well done to the male interviewer who knew from the go this guy is a loser. And shame on the woman who didn't recognize that this guy fits the profile of a dangerous predator or just didn't care. He is the reason why women carry rape alarms and tazers! He is a total fuckhead!

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this is some creepy shit! I think he's the one who needs to look up Passive agressive Personality disorder, as well as, Narcissitic, sociopathic, borderline, etc....

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What a fucking scumbag douche scumfuck creep. Seriously the man sounds like a pure breed psychopath. Shit. I think it would be safer to go down a dark alley with Patrick Bateman than talk to this wackjob. Seriously any woman who spoke to the crazy sociopath would turn up missing.

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ahem---

nonchalance- one word- not non chalantness.
engorged-
baiting- bait means an allurement"
if you inverted your bate-ing into baeting- i sort of understand, but bate means- to beat the wings in an attempt to leave a perch, as in a hawk--

And mud packer, chicken head, et al-- I believe the idea was it's funny that you are judgmental about men from Africa (all of them are persistent? You can't say that- it's a huge ass continent and you don't know everyone there) but take exception to someone being judgmental about Greeks.

Sorry to be a cunt, but really. If you're bitching to someone, spell correctly and don't contradict yourself. Sorry again.

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Submitted by Mud Packer on June 27, 2008 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:46pm.
angel_I - I think the "pot calling the kettle black" part of my post was completely lost.
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Whats going on? Instead of worrying whats lost on me why dont you address that crap I wrote you?
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I think it's because *I* addressed it.

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OMG!!!

I couldn't listen to this at work, I just did here at home...FREAK!

Seriously. Is this for real? What a crackhead!

"I'm a catch" Yeah. Sure Psycho. OMG

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I say we get dangerous

Wow! That was nuts! He makes my ex's look normal. LOL He has a website and it looks like he is doing a reality show. I was thinking it was made up or created for a show but the stuff about his past seems to check out. It is just too weird. But that is what makes it seem true at the same time.

Submitted by Mud Packer on June 27, 2008 - 8:18pm.

Mud P, Are you having a really shitty day or something?

I'll pray for you to find peace in your heart.

Please aim your frustrations at the douche-tarded celebs who deserve it.

Thankies.

That's it. I'm watching "Fatal Attraction" tonight. Bunny boiler times.

Oh. My. God.

I'm never bitching about one of my dates/meeting experiences again.

This guy is a JEWEL. "Maybe you're on some medication for that..." WHAT THE FUCK?

This guy and John Paul Fitzgerald need to live happily ever after together.

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For some reason, I am picturing a Greek Lumberger (Office Space) with a coffee mug hanging off his pinky - doing sexy times

*shudder*

"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."

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BWAHAHAHAH! "if your PHSYCHOLOGICALLY NORMAL..." OBVIOUSLE Dmitri isn't psychologically normal. YA FUCKING DOUCHE!

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:59pm.
angel_i - ah ha ha ha I am so taking credit for the new hotness in town
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You are SO right - I fixed my siggy:)

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola

angel_i - ah ha ha ha I am so taking credit for the new hotness in town

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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt

This guy is not from San Fran, he's from TORONTO. The number he was giving her began with a Toronto area code...

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:32pm.
angel_i - I saw this and thought of you:
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LMAO!

I LOVES it! Its the new me!

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

angel_i - I saw this and thought of you:

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee198/joana_143/hot-girl.jpg

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Submitted by Sheeps on June 27, 2008 - 4:29pm.
Angel_i.... lookin' good. Good and scary.
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My name is Joan. And I love Cheesecake.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

Angel_i.... lookin' good. Good and scary.

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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?

I love it when he says "There's nothing wrong with me."

Yeah, right! LOL

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no, angel_I, no pics are necessary, yo unever know who's watching. Besides, there is no sexiness that can compete with your current avie.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:46pm.
angel_I - I think the "pot calling the kettle black" part of my post was completely lost. And hi hotbitch, you wanna send me some pics? (that sounds like a good mix of genes)
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Hiya yourself!;p LOL! perhaps it was lost.. O well. What can you do?

And Aw...so sweet of you. I'm considering posting it, maybe for a sec (i'm KINDA private), but if you're here...♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

angel_I - I think the "pot calling the kettle black" part of my post was completely lost. And hi hotbitch, you wanna send me some pics? (that sounds like a good mix of genes)

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Psychotic, misogynistic, sadistic, delusions of grandeur, pathological liar, narcissistic, I could go on and on, oh, and I forgot the scariest one...this dude is very dangerous, possibly in the early stages of being a serial killer who might or might not have yet acted on his impulses, but he will if he hasn't. He's a Ted Bundy I tell ya.

This was the headline in the Toronto Sun on April 13th:

Sun, April 13, 2008

Disgraced doctor is T.O.'s seduction guru'Dimitri the Lover' stripped of medical licence in early '90s
By JENNY YUEN, SUN MEDIA

A disgraced Toronto doctor who had his medical licence stripped for repeated sexual misconduct 16 years ago has hung out a new shingle: Sex guru.

In 2005, CTV News did an entire peice on how he had lost his medical license but was being called as an expert witness in favour of men accused of rape saying that most women are mentally unstablble, have been abused or are on antidepressants....

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hu...

In other words, this guy is nothing to laugh at, he's dangerous.

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Submitted by Mud Packer on June 27, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Chickenhead on June 27, 2008 - 11:11am.
Moral is, guys from Africa are bat sh*t crazy ya'll!
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Pot to Kettle: You're BLACK!
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But im not from Africa! People from Africa are SUPER persistant and controling and demanding when it comes to women....its very scary and off putting...like I might talk to you if you werent treating me like were married when I just met you 5 minutes ago...
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Hey now. I've been picked up by African guys. Persistent, yes. Pathetic, no. I've NEVER had an African guy get weird on me.

PS. I'm half-African/Italian. Figure that one out.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

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I listened to radio thing - *gag*

Uh has anyone determined if that myspace page is his or the facebook - ??

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendI...

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by Chickenhead on June 27, 2008 - 11:11am.
Moral is, guys from Africa are bat sh*t crazy ya'll!
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Pot to Kettle: You're BLACK!
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But im not from Africa! People from Africa are SUPER persistant and controling and demanding when it comes to women....its very scary and off putting...like I might talk to you if you werent treating me like were married when I just met you 5 minutes ago...

Submitted by Chickenhead on June 27, 2008 - 11:11am.
Moral is, guys from Africa are bat sh*t crazy ya'll!
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Pot to Kettle: You're BLACK!

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Unfortunatly this isn't real.
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a douchebag is a douchebag regardless of immigration status, ethnicity, or social status. Some men are just mysogynist pigs. Other men respect and admire women, and treat them as equals.

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Hekki brings up a good point - I don't know enough to make any kind of broad generalizations so I hope it's not coming off like Greeks=Bad, the biggest douches I have met were born and bred right here in the good ole US of A, but from my personal experience, there isn't much precedent for treating a woman with respect and civility when it comes to getting their way.
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Well it definately was comming off as a broad generalization, even though you didnt mean it to be that way. Anyone who makes broad generalizations about ANYTHING, even something they are very educated in is a fool in school. Even if you met a million Greeks and they all were A*holes, you can be predjudiced because of your past experiences,but you have to be accomidating for that one exception that is very likly out there.

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So true about the Drake, I went there once but I got turned off by all the posers. I was a fine arts student, took acting and I think you are who you are and it don't matter unless you're unkind. Everyone seemed to be trying to look so 'artsy' or something. People just tried too damn hard. You're expensive shoes, minimalist skirt, angled hair cut or man purse don't impress me...they spend way too much time trying to convince everyone how unique and alternative they are...if you have to spend that much time getting the look you ain't it.

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Pers, dusted, and Hekki, I will extend that to second generation Italians, too. (I am Italian/Polish/American, lol, I know, I know).
Anyway, a lot of second generation anything's are like this.
They want you to do everything for them, because their momma's spoiled them.
I try my hardest to make sure my son doesn't end up like that. He tries to get his sister or I to do shit for him sometimes, but I'm like noooo way mister, get your lazy ass up and do it yourself.
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Hekki brings up a good point - I don't know enough to make any kind of broad generalizations so I hope it's not coming off like Greeks=Bad, the biggest douches I have met were born and bred right here in the good ole US of A, but from my personal experience, there isn't much precedent for treating a woman with respect and civility when it comes to getting their way.

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Submitted by MacKoroni on June 27, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I went to Fluid a few times, it was always a sleezeball fest. Did you ever go to Montana's across from the movie Indigo?! Full of Bay Street suits trying to pick up anything in a skirt!

No shit you met Ben Johnson?! You think he'd be humble after all that happened to him =/
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Yeap. Seen Montana's too. So very sad. I'm a club girl - now that I'm a grown up, all that shit gets on my last nerve. I like the Drake. The guys there are too cool for school and they spend, at least, three more hours putting their make-up on than I do.

Ben Johnson had one funny moment. I asked him if he had any kids and he said: No - no, I can't have kids - you know, the drugs...

I was just about to get all sympathetic when he said: "Psyche. No, man. I just hate kids."

He hates kids, Queen Street freaks and gays. We were over before we started, really.

♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Pers, YES! A lot of them ARE lazy, spoiled, and douchey.
They do want the women to take the place of their moms. Yuck.
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I FINALLY broke up with him when he had the nerve to blame *me* for him not applying to teachers' college in time. "You *should* have kept track of the dates for me..." "You should know this, you applied to teachers' college before" (yeah, like 5 years before...stuff changes). He also tried to get me to apply for him because "I'm not good at reading instructions." Whine...

I realised that he was lazy and spoiled and just wanted a mom he could have sex with. He also kept on wanting to move into my apartment even after I said no. "but you're already set up here...why should I move into a place of my own? You have everything..." Whine...

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Yeah, I think this is pretty true and I'll extend it to Italians as well (and before anyone freaks out, I am Italian American). A lot of them are acting out this imagined idea of what it means to be from the "old country".

Also annoying were those guys who grew up outside the US, but had an American parent. I went to college with a few like that and they were always talking about how superior Greece and Greeks were. Then they would get shitfaced on ouzo and sing their retarded little songs at the top of their lungs calling each other 'malaka' every 5 seconds. I tell you, it was like being in the presence of Plato.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 3:35pm.

I think it's the American born Greeks that are douchebags.
I knew a few of them in College, and they were ALL like this.
Over confident, skeezy assholes who thought they were god's gift.

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I went to Fluid a few times, it was always a sleezeball fest. Did you ever go to Montana's across from the movie Indigo?! Full of Bay Street suits trying to pick up anything in a skirt!

No shit you met Ben Johnson?! You think he'd be humble after all that happened to him =/

I totally agree with your take on some second generation greek guys, I grew up in the Pape and Danforth area aka 'Greek Town'. When I was in high school a bunch of them used to wear t-shits that read 'Macedonia is Greece', poor Macedonians had to look at that crap. Like who cares? You're in Toronto now leave that old country shit behind.

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Oh no. We are dissing on the Greeks? The only generalization I feel safe making is that the only woman a Greek man respects is his mother. And that's respect bordering on incest.

Although my mom's friend's second husband was Greek and the man was a fecking saint. He was one of the nicest men I have ever met.

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Pers, YES! A lot of them ARE lazy, spoiled, and douchey.
They do want the women to take the place of their moms. Yuck.

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2Di4, LMAO!!
I have a feeling this guy follows the Tom Cruise dating mantra.
He's cheesy AND psycho, just like the cruiser!!

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