He Had Me At "Elegant"
A couple of hilarious voicemails (above) from a mega-douche named Dimitri are currently making the internet rounds. It all started when d-bag Dimitri met the "elegant" Olga outside of a bar in San Francisco. Elegant Olga made the mistake of giving him her business card. Dimitri called Elegant Olga several times and delivered such memorable quotes as:
"You're an extremely elegant woman. I couldn't take my eyes off you, and your friends were very jealous, even if they say they weren't...""I'm Greek and I'm extremely particular about what I like. So I'm giving you an opportunity here. "
"But nobody says "Call me," hands a person a business card and then doesn't return calls. It's extremely passive aggressive. You should actually look that up, passive-aggressive personality disorder."
Jezebel has the complete transcript of Dmitri's douchetastic voicemails to Elegant Olga. I'm shocked as to why Olga never called Dimitri back. I mean, he called her "elegant" several times! Any dude that calls me "elegant" is definitely the one.
Dimitri totally borrowed his mommy's cell phone to leave Elegant Olga messages during his lunch break from his 8-hour shift at Quizno's.
Thanks Melanie
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Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I think it's the American born Greeks that are douchebags.
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Or Canadian born.
I grew up in a neighborhood full of second generation Greeks, Italians, Portuguese. There parents had pretty high standards and were, generally, sweet people (albeit largely racist - mostly that's ignorance tho).
But that second generation? Just a bunch of rude, boorish assholes that sound just like this guy for the most part (not all, but SO many).
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I dated a second generation Portugese Canadian guy and he was spoiled, lazy, spoiled, immature, and very spoiled. Did I say he was spoiled? He was so sure that I was going to just take his mummy's place in his life, do all the mummy things for him - but with the bonus of sleeping with me too. Ew.
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"Asshole . . . get that down or else you better pawn your cat because you'll need the money!" Tricia Walsh-Smith: Patroness of Angry Divorcés
OMG OMG OMG
I just looked at those facebook pics. Ugly guy surrounded by ugly friends. Can you say 'Night at the Roxbury'??
Dimitri, please do all of us in San Francisco a favor and stay in Canada. We have enough "normal", "hot" guys to hit on like "6 or 7 times a day". Do the French Canadian women call him "le douche"?
angel_i, yes, you are correct. Most of the first generation are respectful but ignorant at the same time.
The second generations are typically assholeish.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 27, 2008 - 2:35pm.
I think it's the American born Greeks that are douchebags.
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Or Canadian born.
I grew up in a neighborhood full of second generation Greeks, Italians, Portuguese. There parents had pretty high standards and were, generally, sweet people (albeit largely racist - mostly that's ignorance tho).
But that second generation? Just a bunch of rude, boorish assholes that sound just like this guy for the most part (not all, but SO many).
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by MacKoroni on June 27, 2008 - 2:07pm.
"He was prolly at MONEY! Douchebags LOVE it there."
LMAO SO TRUE! They like Fluid too. Uuughg.
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LOL! You just reminded me. I was a real bitch at Fluid once. I took my little sister. I was with her on one side and we picked up these two guys who bought us a drink. I feigned a bathroom break and met two more guys on the other side: "Just a sec, I'll go get my sister" I went back to my sis and told her"OMG (whoever) is here!" and to the guys "We'll be right back". I did that 2 or 3 times before someone caught on, LOL. I only did it cuz I was already drunk and the guys were so douchey. Anyhow - I meant Ben Johnson that night. I went out for coffee with him later. He's an ass.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Oh, Mrs. K. Sorry! I read that incorrectly! I hope that guy answers you!
I'm pretty sure it's him.
You have to listen to the interview on that link, though. It's priceless.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie
I met this guy on the train ( Hes wasn't Greek he was Albainian or something like that) And we're making small talk and he's asking me what music I'm listening to normal things. Then he ask my number and it being the early morning and my brain still being half asleep, I gave it to him.
When he called, I answered and spoke to him for a bit and told him that I was feeling sick, right away he's like "ooh where do you live? I can bring you soup. Do you live with your husband? Do you live alone? Are you alone? Where is your apartment? What is your address? I'll come over."
Natually I don't tell him my address and I inform him that I do not need him to come over with soup. Then I lie and tell him my moms on the other line.
He called back. I ignore it. I calls back again. I still ignore it. He leaves me a voice mail. Asking if I want to go out. I don't call back. He calls back a couple days later and leaves another voice mail asking me if i want to go out.
He calls back the following weekend and leaves a voicemail asking the same question. He calls back a few times taht week. Then his "cousin " calls and leaves a message informing me that they are having a party and I should come. Then he calls some more. Finally a few weeks later a female friend of his calls me claiming that she knows me from college and was just calling to see how everything was going.
Exciting.
OMG! Is this the "Impossible Is Nothing" guy??? It sounds JUST like him lmao!
Mrs. Kravitz, Leeleelou has the link down below. I think it's www.dimitrithelover.com
This asshole is gonna be famous. lol
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Hey Preppie
I think it's the American born Greeks that are douchebags.
I knew a few of them in College, and they were ALL like this.
Over confident, skeezy assholes who thought they were god's gift.
Imagine if you were this douchetard's gf. She must want to throw herself off of a cliff.
And I love how in the interview, he said that his last gf refused David Beckham's advances toward her.
YEAH RIGHT! LOLOLOL
And he said how after he e-mailed her, she flew all the way from Fla. to Ca. just to hook up with him.
This guy is nuts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6Y6kOo5rY
Hey Preppie
I just sent the youtube video to the man who interviewed Dimitri on the radio and asked "Is this the same guy?"
It is hard to beliee that he has ANY success with women AT ALL~
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
I can't get any of the facebooks!!! :(
WAAAAAAAAAAH
But I listened to the interview that leeleelou provided (thanks leelee!)
OMG this dirtbag was like "I have a very high I.Q." and the interviewer said "How do you know that" and d.b. said "I was tested in the military and by Scientology"
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!
I wonder if he is a full fledged member of the cult. Remember in the original interview when he told the girl if she took psychiatric drugs of any sort, then she can just forget about calling him?
The $cientology bells went off in my head when I heard that.
LMAO
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Sounds like a creep! Got to admit though, that the Greeks I know I met at a small, private college in Belgium, and they all came from "good" families and were well-behaved. Haven't been to Greece since I was a child, so can't make a generalisation about the majority of the population. Some of the Mediterranean men are a bit dodgy though. Would rather be single for the rest of my life than date a Turk for instance.
Submitted by MacKoroni
please, Mac, step away from the google...slowly. No DT's if you gently move away from it. Promise.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Speaking if Greek discos, here's Dimitri at a club in Mykonos...You know he was in Mykonos visitng his grandmother for the summer like every other Greek guy I know does.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=19724&id=504417276
I've become obsessed with this douche bag.
And Here's another just because.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=16371&id=504417276#pid=46128
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Red on June 27, 2008 - 12:06pm
I agree and disagree Red, the guy I hit with my car had only been in America 3 weeks when I met him, and he was extremely charming and respectful, until I said NO to him and tried to leave, and then he turned into a complete fucking psycho, beating on the hood of my car and even chasing me down after I hit him.
Oh and his bitch ass cousin, A GIRL (who if I see on the streets, 4 years later will still get bitch-slapped for it), is the one who set me up to be in that situation by telling me that there was a huge party going on at his house. Turned out the party was in my pants and I just never got the invitation. I have my doubts about the Greek sensibilities in respect to women.
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I used to have a roomie who was Greek and she would cook THE MOST AWEFUL crap EVERYDAY and make me and my friends eat huge plates of it even when we clearly told her we didnt want any. Anyway, there was some kinda mass murder at a disco in Greece and while everyone was saddned by it, she was like....eh, anyone who goes to a disco is a ho anyway and deserved what what they got and she kept on steppin like it didnt phase her at all! They're differnt people indeed!
Submitted by Red on June 27, 2008 - 12:06pm
I agree and disagree Red, the guy I hit with my car had only been in America 3 weeks when I met him, and he was extremely charming and respectful, until I said NO to him and tried to leave, and then he turned into a complete fucking psycho, beating on the hood of my car and even chasing me down after I hit him.
Oh and his bitch ass cousin, A GIRL (who if I see on the streets, 4 years later will still get bitch-slapped for it), is the one who set me up to be in that situation by telling me that there was a huge party going on at his house. Turned out the party was in my pants and I just never got the invitation. I have my doubts about the Greek sensibilities in respect to women.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Submitted by LoLo on June 27, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 27, 2008 - 2:43pm.
LoLo, chicken is typing furiously an a "computer I built myself last weekend"...
ok im totaly typing in lolcatz now
ize in yer houz
bilding a compoter
dood yer gettin a dell!
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WTF!!! You know what kinda comp. im on? CREEP, dont stalk me, trust....it aint cool!
www.dimitrithelover.com Holy crap that's him. What a fucking loser. When did he get stripped of his medical practice? It says he graduated in 2005, he would have just recently finished his family practice internship last year, I think they have a 2 year internship process.
I guess that's the film he told Olga he was working on? LOL
Submitted by LoLo on June 27, 2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 27, 2008 - 2:43pm.
LoLo, chicken is typing furiously an a "computer I built myself last weekend"...
ok im totaly typing in lolcatz now
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ize in yer houz
bilding a compoter
dood yer gettin a dell!
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tee hee hee oooh LoLo you are a funny hor
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by leeleelou on June 27, 2008 - 1:59pm.
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OMG! He said it in the interview: He said, you have to call them an "Elegant Creature".
The interview's SO stupid. The interviewer is just making fun of him and then cut him off when he said: "Chicks" - and he put this on his website? Say it with me now: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER! Not spelled wrong; emphasized.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
leeleelou, EWWWWWW! That HAS to be him! He mentioned in the stalker call that he was working on a film.. LMAO
SPUNKYBREWSTER, you HAVE to get pics, and maybe some stalker-esque messages. Try to video tape him! LOLOLOLOLOL
I have an "I'm with Stupid" shirt, too! lol
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"He was prolly at MONEY! Douchebags LOVE it there."
LMAO SO TRUE! They like Fluid too. Uuughg.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 27, 2008 - 2:42pm.
Most of the Greeks I know - they're actually from Greece, born and raised - have been quite charming and respectful. Don't try to get into your knickers 5 minutes after "hello". Don't know about these sons of immigrants who seem to be living up to some misguided stereotype and then explain away their reprehensible behaviour by citing "cultural differences" when in fact they know fuck all about that culture.
He was hitting on anything and everything that moved and I kept making fun of him ...had I known I was within vicinity of such a catch I would have been nicer....maybe even have gotten him to buy me a drink *sigh* I think he will be on another boat cruise Im going on on Aug 10....I will be sure to grab a pic of him and I (me wearing my " Im with stupid" shirt of course)
Submitted by leeleelou on June 27, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Unfortunately, this guy is no joke.
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OMG! It sounds just like him!
I see those trashy flyers everywhere. Ick!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by MacKoroni on June 27, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Ok this one of my favourties from his album. David Crusoe-esque
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That's hilarious. He looks like "Believe it or not, I'm a catch" is his mantra.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Unfortunately, this guy is no joke. He used to be a doctor who got stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting female patients. He now owns a company called "REAL MEN" which teach men how to pick up women. Check out hiw website www.dimitrithelover.com
I'm with you ME--very very grateful that I don't have to deal with that shit.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
Submitted by MacKoroni on June 27, 2008 - 1:42pm.
Angie_i are you from Canada too? Why does Mk's post say they met in front of a bar in San Fran? This probably happened on Richmond St. last Friday night.
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LOL! That is weird. 416 is Toronto, I don't *think* they copy area codes....LOL! He was prolly at MONEY! Douchebags LOVE it there.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 27, 2008 - 2:43pm.
LoLo, chicken is typing furiously an a "computer I built myself last weekend"...
ok im totaly typing in lolcatz now
ize in yer houz
bilding a compoter
dood yer gettin a dell!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
THANK GOD I'M MARRIED.
I'd either be forever single or become lesbian if I weren't.
Fuck that stalker creepiness!
I saw his profile at___P l u s M e e t.c o m___where big boobs hotties, big booty beauties and big guys meet together for fun&romance!
Is he dating someone there? ******so curious!
SWEET LORD is that is what is out there now?
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
OMFG he went to East York Collegiate High School...That's near me, I didn't go there for high school but I know people who did and he's only a couple of years younger than me which means I'm sure I know people who know him...6 degrees of separation. Scary.
Ok this one of my favourties from his album. David Crusoe-esque
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=17805&id=504417276#pid=17808
I wonder if it's really him. If not this poor guy is going to be labeled a huge loser for no reason!
Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on June 27, 2008 - 11:32am.
You have met this tool?!?!?!?! How great is that?!?!?! I hope you have every intention of busting his nutz.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 27, 2008 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by Chickenhead
For Dog's sake Chicken, don't tell us, tell Dmitri, he is the one who REALLY, REALLY wants to know...ya know?
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Oh, dont worry...he's going to get an ear full too! That letter, is signed, sealed and in the mail!
LoLo, chicken is typing furiously an a "computer I built myself last weekend"...
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Ok I found this Dimitri guy from Toronto and is Greek........too bad its Toronto,Canada. Still look at him he totally is a douche and he has a picture of his friend that says "My Greek Buddy and relationship councelor" lmao
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&fr...
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
In some cultures, woman are still little more than property, so it would never occur to the men from those cultures to be respectful, maintain boundaries or consider a woman's feelings.
To them woman are cum receptacles and maids. If Dimitri the asshole was paying attention he would have figured out that Toronto is not Greece, but he's too busy maintaining a list of what makes him such a great catch.
Next time I feel like pushing Pudge off a cliff I'll think of Dimitiri and I know I will feel much better.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Angie_i are you from Canada too? Why does Mk's post say they met in front of a bar in San Fran? This probably happened on Richmond St. last Friday night.
Submitted by MacKoroni on June 27, 2008 - 2:39pm.
Ok I just looked at his photos on his facebook,
CAn you post the link?
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Submitted by kdracofan on June 27, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Ricki you gave us a heart attack woman! Lol
kdraco, Ricki is a gay man. I think he gave up telling everyone he's a man after a while. hehe
And the person who's posting all of those numerical things in row upon row is giving me a splitting headache. arghhhhh
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Dot (I am calling you DOT from now on damn it! LOL)
Thank you for the heads up, you are right...Ricki said a while back he is a gay man....but you know what? I am reffering to him as HER! lol :)
Thank you for the reminder and yes...please we get how many combinations are there...thank you!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 27, 2008 - 2:36pm.
IM TYPEING SO HARD RIGHT NOW ON MY COMMODORE 64!!!
ize hates numberz squid brainz!!
ha ha ha!
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I love you, Cheetos. Mmm Cheetos, I love you so much!
Submitted by MacKoroni on June 27, 2008 - 1:33pm.
I can see this guy driving down the Danforth in his mustang blaring the Greek tunes, with a little Greek flag on the back of his car
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O you know he's not playing Greek music. He's playing "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins. They all do.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Ok I just looked at his photos on his facebook, no one is fucking approaching him 6 or 7 times day. No one is ever approaching him.
"Sadly, he is from Canada. He is, in fact, the biggest asshole in Canada." LMAO
Submitted by Chickenhead
For Dog's sake Chicken, don't tell us, tell Dmitri, he is the one who REALLY, REALLY wants to know...ya know?
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Submitted by CindyC on June 27, 2008 - 1:33pm.
WOW - Biggest asshole in America!
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This is the "case-of-mistaken-identity" thread.
Sadly, he is from Canada. He is, in fact, the biggest asshole in Canada.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Imagine, I have never come across such a great catch when I have been in San Fran visiting my folks. God, I wouldn't be single to this day if I had come across such a prize as him!