Hello Olga, It's Dimitri again, since you are not returning my calls, i thought i would send a pic to prove to you that i have a 5' coc...um, cod. - Clarisse

Runners-up:

you might not believe it now, but her name is Ariel, and pretty soon she is gonna grow legs and we will live happily ever after. - WikkiDraven

"Damn, I guess his balls are bigger than mine after all."

Not pictured: Disappointment. - CherryBlood420

Thanks Stacy



Life's picture

I hope this skinny fuck didn't kill that lovely creature, i mean, what makes a real man is the ability to take fotos of other species while they are still alive in their own natural environment, not out of it's environment and or dead!

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Submitted by Rain on June 30, 2008 - 8:19pm.
I am told I am a pretty american woman.
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Did anyone every tell you you're reported?

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I am told I am a pretty american woman. Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am single now and sometime feel lonely, and want to find a hot guy to be with me. so I uploaded my hot and even se*y photos on hot hook-up club **RICHLOVING.COm**, where the hot affluent guys and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!...Catch me there if you're quality and hot enough. lol

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if anyone cares, that is a silure

you can catch them in down town paris on the seine using worms.

gucci's picture

Stop molesting this goddam animal.

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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Clarisse :)

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parkrangerpete's picture

Nothin like rubbin ur balls on a giant fish.

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Sheeps's picture

Yaaaay, Clarisse! Cod jokes!

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Clarisse ~ congratulations!
:)

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Wow I made it up there AND I was the last entry. Sweet. :D

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Holy crap, Clarisse! But I thought Dimitri threw away Olga's # after the second call...what a douchebag! lol

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Oh, Clarisse. Well deserved win!

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YAAAAAAY Clarisse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was so damn funny. Especially because I was obsessed with Dimitri and his douchey ways.
LOLOLOLOL

Congrats winners!!

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....I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

*blushes*

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Congratulations hot hilarious bitches!! WTG Clarisse!!!

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O those ARE funny. Congrats!

And to all the other heelarious posts on this one...I'm pretty sure they saved the weekend;'

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Congrats you guys! And yay Clarisse ♥

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

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"Damn, I guess his balls are bigger than mine after all."

Not pictured: Disappointment.

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"Well sir your resume doesn't show any gynecological experience and your background check revealed you're a convicted sex offender, but your tallness is very impressive. Congratulations, You hired!"

devilgirl's picture

Realizing the fish had his bone caught in it's throat, Chad put his CPR skills to work.

Cokeasian's picture

Pornotube goes too far.

bella6702's picture

this does not feel like warm apple pie! i'm gonna kill mr. limpit!

suze's picture

Virgin Bride - Sturgeon Bride.
Whatever!

I'm bored with you now.

helenevienna's picture

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and snort cocaine all day.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Just because it smells like fish does not mean its Paris

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Look mom! I it's the REAL fishsticks Paltrow!

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Billy Joe later realized you should only use your hands to noodle a cat fish.

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~George Carlin. RIP George.

our marriage in California is perfectly legal

After sticking it in the biohazard-zone that is Paris Hilton's vagina, his peen was never the same again... :(

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Some queens don't know when to Stop Pumping.

Hug me, squeeze me, love me, tease me
Till I cant, till I cant, till I cant take no more of it
Take me to the water, drop me in the river
Push me in the water, drop me in the river
Washing me down, washing me down

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WAHOOO! Gay Pride Weekend is in full effect ya'll, bring out the gays cockblocking for giant fish peens!

Your face!

zaerobella's picture

Zac Efron's new Vanity Fair cover.

princesszoey's picture

AAAnd... it has this tiny ass on the back and eeeeverything!

princesszoey's picture

Desperate of the human species, Dimitri the lover found some Elegant pussy at seaside, and yes the fish is mentally healthy.

I'm definitely going to skip the Sashimi from whatever HELL this idiot fish-fucker came from.

JoMama's picture

Is that a fish in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

luckyrwhat's picture

Man, somethin' stinks awful between your legs!

DannKnee's picture

This brings the term "Pussy smells like fish" to a whole new level...

Cookie123's picture

Here's another picture of these catfish...

http://www.jamesgalvin.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/catfish.jpg

hoozer's picture

The real Hootie with his blowfish.

hoozer's picture

When the seamen taking this photo start yelling Thar She Blows, their world will never be the same.

Dude!!!

She was hot last night!!!

lazee's picture

It ain't called a "hump back" whale for nothing.

so that's what was inside sisco adler's balls!!

Cyclone's picture

You can lay this easy.

lazee's picture

The bride wore white...

Geebz74's picture

LOL...Comedy...

Submitted by Watty on June 27, 2008 - 2:14pm.

I am so sick of these Jay Mohr and Nikki Cox photo ops.

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Denise's legal team rejoices over this recently surfaced photo of Charlie proudly posing with his prostitute tranny-infested sperm.

City Barbie's picture

Me an..me an Mrs. Paul
got a thing goin on

City Barbie's picture

Fishstick's Bob Mackerel gown was so tight that she had to be carried into the Oscars.

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