HoHan's Secret Sister!
Just when I'm beginning to think that all the HoHan drama is dying down, Michael Lohan has to open his big mouth and start yapping. Michael told OK! Magazine that HoHan has a secret sister. In case you didn't know, this is how the Lohans communicate with each other. They blab to the press.
Michael confessed to doing sexy times with some other bitch while he was separated from White Oprah. The bitch he was fucking contacted him years later and said she had his child.
The bitch told OK! that Michael has talked to his secret daughter several times and even called her on her 13th birthday this month. Michael has never visited his secret daughter and has never given her any of HoHan's hard-earned cash. Well, he doesn't have any dough. Secret daughter's mommy said, "It's time for Michael to take responsibility."
In my lesbian soap opera fantasies, HoHan's secret sister would be revealed as none other than...SAMRO! No, she doesn't have the Lohan's trademark orange skin. Yes, she's like ten years older than HoHan, but let a homo dream!
And expect a 30-page statement from White Oprah in 5....4...3...
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Ugh. Some things are meant to be private. Stay tuned for the secret sister's reality show, which follows her life as she tries to become a star...
Clarisse, LMAO!!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on June 27, 2008 - 10:30am.
Not surpised. That's what trashy people do. Have bastard children and the famous trashy people have bastard children and announce it to the world many years later. Classey!
PS: I wonder if the other daughter is a firecrotch?
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That made me spew water. LMFAO!
I was listening to Dr. Laura the other day (I know, I hate the bitch too, but there was nothing else on) and some guy called in and said that he had gotten a woman pregnant while serving in Vietnam (I think), and he knew she had the baby, but he never acknowledged it. He said he was on some website and found the grown man, and he is pretty sure it's his kid. He asked her if he should take responsibility and contact the man, or let it go.
Dr. Laura was like Bitch, you better own up to what you did. You owe him $$$$. The guy was like "huh?" And she was all "You owe him a lot of money that he should have gotten while he was growing up." The guy was like, uh, ok. I think he was shocked. LOL
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You sure that's not Joey Buttafuoco
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Does Gloria Allred know about this?
I can't wait for the back-child-support bill.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Well, I actually now have something in common with this fucked up family. Thanks alot.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 27, 2008 - 11:32am.
God, My dog is lying under my desk letting methane bombs.
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That's funny, I fart in the Lohans' general direction, too.
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
Linds better start signing up for some work quick, she's got another mouth to feed!
Mel-Tang,
"my mother will blow Becks to make it happen"
Um, i'll blow Becks for a tissue and a pat on the head! I'm just sayin.
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Ass. Ass. Ass. I can't stand that family. Them and The Hogan's need to go away. Forever.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 27, 2008 - 11:32am.
God, My dog is lying under my desk letting methane bombs.
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You gotta stop reading dlisted items about the HoHans to your poochie. ;]
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I always joke with my dad that I probably have a half sister or brother living somewhere in Korea.
He served there for a few yrs. back in his 20's. He just gets this embarrassed look and laughs and says no when I mention it.
I think he's fibbing. :)
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I really feel for the 'secret' one. She might be okay, since any environment is better than the Lohan Family. Then again, she'll have the nastness genes anyway... poor girl.
*The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.*
Submitted by Chickenhead on June 27, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Everybody I know has got outside kids somewhere!
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I don't. Not that I know of, anyway. :)
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I just love the way he can openly admit he has never seen his own daughter. What kind of man would be proud of this and annouce it in public via the press. Did he get paid for the interview? I have a feeling blabbing his family secrets to magazines is his main source of income now.
Balenciaga, my dog is too!
Poor thing. He's 15 and has arthritis, so I let him slide. :(
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Everybody I know has got outside kids somewhere!
He probably focked Lynne Spears, and the kid is a Shitney/Hohan mutt.
And isn't little Cody "I want to be a famous soccer player and my mother will blow Becks to make it happen" Lohan about that same age? I think he's 11, so this kid was conceived and born before Cody.
Which means the two stupid adult Hohans were still married, right? Or did they get divorced and fock around?
I need answers!!!!!!!
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God, My dog is lying under my desk letting methane bombs. My eyes are watering. See all of you later!~
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Watch out for the Lindsllama Lohan's toxic spit laced with cocaine.
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
hahhahahahaha. stupid pieces of shit. i LOVE IT
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Submitted by devilgirl on June 27, 2008 - 2:27pm.
God, when will these low class white pieces of trash just go away and leave us in peace!
They will not leave on their own. The HoHans are like cockroaches. Once they infest it is hell to get rid of them.
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"Fuck off, ya Bitch-holes." by my son. I am so proud...
Not surpised. That's what trashy people do. Have bastard children and the famous trashy people have bastard children and announce it to the world many years later. Classey!
PS: I wonder if the other daughter is a firecrotch?
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I say we get dangerous
God, when will these low class white pieces of trash just go away and leave us in peace!
Awww shit. This made me feel bad for the HoHan.
She really didnt stand a chance with her DNA combo did she?
Isnt that ali around the same age as the secret sister?
i hate marriages
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Dina LoHo will make her star in her shitty psychodrama. She'll make Ali LoHo compete with the little bastardette for a contact.
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