Break Out The Cheetos!
KFed and Brit Brit's never-ending custody battle is going to trial! Yesterday, both of their lawyers spent the entire day trying to figure out a custody arrangement both hos would be happy with. Please, you know the lawyers spent their time playing "spin the Cheeto" and doing Purple Drank body shots off each other. They've been influenced by KFed and Brit Brit!
KFed's attorney told E!, "The mediation didn't result in an agreement that would avoid the trial set in August ... The mood was comfortable, positive and it was a mood that was consistent with opening at least a great dialogue, which is necessary."
KFed wants sole and legal custody of SPF and JJ with Brit getting visitation rights. KFed's attorney went on to say, "If the existing arrangement was acceptable to both parties ... we wouldn't have to go to trial."
The Cheeto vs. Digweed trial is set to begin August 25th. The final custody ruling could last several years. This shit will never end!
Can't they just put SPF and JJ on the stand and ask them what they want. They'd probably say, "We go live with Chester the Cheetah."
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Submitted by . on June 27, 2008 - 4:16pm.
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Hey period! How's it going? (you know in Australia you'd be "full stop" not "period"?)
So that's what that shadow is. jeeez fug.
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 27, 2008 - 1:18pm.
hi PSL
if you see MonkeyPox and Sheeps , can you tell them I said hi?
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
I will adopt her little FAS babies!
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IMAGINE how much of a saint I would be then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will let them share a room with the genetic blobs.
Submitted by xxyxz on June 27, 2008 - 1:18pm.
I see how you are, betch!
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
I'm glad you understood that , ".", because I have never "nurst" into tears before....hehehehe.
She does look extremely "shaky" lately...
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:17pm.
. - I guess it's a compliment for the cats because even they, with all the scratching, spitting and rabies outbreaks would make for better parents than either of these two.
VVL, awwwwww. Sweeeeeeeet. :))
hi PSL
I'm over basketball season for now:) I still have some friends that owe me $$ though
if you see MonkeyPox and Sheeps , can you tell them I said hi?
If he gets full custody he'll make a boatload off her, she'll be supporting him foreve's
Another thing, considering that since SPF was 1 and JJ was a newborn, this twit has barely seen them, much alone raised them.
They probably have no idea she is mommy, but the crazy lady they see 3x a week.
. - I guess it's a compliment for the cats because even they, with all the scratching, spitting and rabies outbreaks would make for better parents than either of these two.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 27, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Does Brit have a moustache? It kinda looks like my 12 year old son's.
joe s., ever since Brit has been getting lip plumping injections it has caused her upper lip to curl up slightly therefore creating a shadow on her upper lip that looks like a moustache. Fucking with your face has a genuine downside eh?
Lets see, in the 6 months Kevin has had custody of those kids, we rarely have seen them being hounded by the paps, if ever, only minimal snap shots from afar of them leaving places or areal views in his back yard. They seem to always look happy too.
With Shitters, they were face to face with the paps, daily, looking scared and solom.
It's kinda a no brainer to me.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Those feral cats that I see running around the mountains would make for better parents.
Viva, please don't insult feral cats. Or was that a compliment to feral cats? I'm confuzzzzled. lol
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on June 27, 2008 - 12:05pm.
This woman, by court order, has her father acting as a legal guardian and by all accounts, has power of attorney over her. The courts have ruled that she cannot take care of herself. Seriously, do they NEED a trial to determine which parent is better fit to raise those boys?
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Does Brit have a moustache? It kinda looks like my 12 year old son's.
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"We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.”~François Rabelais
a trial?! That doesn't sound good, hasn't he had custody of those kids for almost 6 months now?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 27, 2008 - 4:10pm.
I agree....another breakdown is coming. Every pic I see of her lately, she looks as if she is about to burst into tears.
PSL, I agree and that's why I can't laugh at her expense any longer.
Im curious about how this is going to unfold but ultimately the major question is when Brit's Dad is out of the picture will she slide back in to her attention seeking craziness. Kevin should get full custody though bitch cant be trusted with herself, she should only get visitation,be a weekend Mom so to speak.
Those feral cats that I see running around the mountains would make for better parents.
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If this piece of shit excuse for a human being had been *normal folk* she would have had her parental rights taken away years ago.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
hey xxyz! still gloating over the Lakers' humiliation? hehehehee
I agree....another breakdown is coming. Every pic I see of her lately, she looks as if she is about to nurst into tears.
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Let's not forget the lil' hostage standoff she had with the kids & LAPD.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Kleech doesn't have enough money to stay out of court; Brit will keep him there until she gets what she wants.
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true . I can't till the crazy train starts again. I just hope the Kids aren't with HER when it happens
Just set them free in the wild. Best choice for the kids.
This woman, by court order, has her father acting as a legal guardian and by all accounts, has power of attorney over her. The courts have ruled that she cannot take care of herself. Seriously, do they NEED a trial to determine which parent is better fit to raise those boys? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Oh yeah, a 26 year old woman who needs her father do to basic shit for her like getting groceries should be responsible for two young childern. Please. The visitation situation seems like it might for the best.
They are both so hard on the eyes.
Geez.
Pukatronic.
I think Shar Jackson should have the kids....then they could be with their siblings. Neither Kevin nor Britney really give their kids the love and attention they need. Sad because i would take those boys in a heartbeat and show them love and a good life!!
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I hope whatever happens in the final result that the fucked up courts do the right thing FOR THE KIDS [whatever that may be].
Those boys are doomed no matter what, but please, please give Kevin primary custody.....
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They would say they want to go live with mama Je'e.
Her skin is actually cheeto color.
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Hey Preppie
If SP & JJ were asked which parent they'd like to live with, you can bet your asses they'd be screaming for Daddy.
The only thing Unfitney can be trusted to look after is her Frapp/Meth/Coke/Cheeto stash
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Submitted by xxyxz on June 27, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Well I'm glad that they aren't getting back together . Imagine that
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I almost wish they would. This is getting redonk. Her Dad's going to have to move out sometime... then what? At least this trailer beaut could look after her and put her meds in the little Day of the Week trays.
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Without Daddy, Spears would still be a mess. She probably is....just more contained.
Well I'm glad that they aren't getting back together . Imagine that
If asked, both boys would respond: Mommy who? Daddy who?
BTW: Kevin's hair looks better than hers. Big surprise.
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you know this courtroom drama will be re-enacted through jerry spinger
I agree. Let Chester have them.
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Looks like she's spray-tanning on Cheeto dust.