FYI
Actually, I should've titled this TMI.
Mini-Me's sexy tape co-star gave an interview to the MJ Morning Show today. She didn't really say much, but they did manage to ask her about Mini-Me's wang bone. I've been obsessed with knowing what Mini-Me's peen is like. Yes, I've scheduled a therapy session for next week to discuss these issues of mine.
When asked about it, Ranae said, "As previously reported on other interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod." MJ responded, "You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?" Ranae said yes.
That means his mini-peter is about the size of one of my fingers. DAMN! How the hell did she feel that shit?! That's not even funny. He would have to stick his whole head up in there and scream at the top of his toddler lungs for me to feel a thing.
That means this sick ass video a lot of you whores have been sending me isn't Mini-Me. DO NOT Click here to see this very NSFL video. DO NOT CLICK. Unless you enjoy seeing little people getting their salad tossed, don't click!
And click here to listen to Ranae's entire interview with the MJ Morning Show.
How the hell did he feel it...? "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway..."
oh no I fuckin watched it....damn freak fucker
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 28, 2008 - 6:17am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 10:34pm.
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I would thank you but I wasn't looking for that, at all. Not at all.
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Oops, so sorry.
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O don't get me wrong. It was hot. That's why I wasn't looking for it:)
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
What's with the sexist Judge?
If it was a woman celeb, they'd release it. But since it's a lil guy they are going to stop it????
Unfair to women.
I refuse to click on it!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
This tape was supposedly "stolen" from his home. I find it a little odd so many of these tapes get "stolen" and wind up in the wrong hands. First of all the tape must have been laying around in public view for someone to steal it and I find it hard to believe he would be dumb enough to leave a sex tape lying around. Secondly, who the heck does he let in his house that would steal from him? I don't think the tape was stolen, but this is a pathetic attempt at publicity for both of them. Sad.
does anyone else notice her Express shirt circa 2004? aspiring models should at least wear H&M...
I clicked the link! Not Mini Me -- more like a British space alien.
Him and La Pequena should hook up
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
I'll pass too...FREAK FUCKER
xoxox
The war isn't working.
It´s so GROSS!!!!
I heard a rumor once that midgets are supposed to have big nasties.Oh well :(
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 10:34pm.
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I would thank you but I wasn't looking for that, at all. Not at all.
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Oops, so sorry.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 27, 2008 - 8:15pm.
The Dwarf Sex vid was very enlightening, gross but interesting. Was this girls name Snow White? And where are the other six?
...inches?? lol
lmao, y'all never saw "midget porn" before? there's a whole market. midgets need kinky times too! and there's always somebody who will do anything.
I wonder about Jermaine Dupri ...(but not really)...with his hobgoblin ass...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Fuck that! They must have been doing it doggy style so she could at least feeling SOMETHING! Other than that it must have been a pretty sad sex session!
Your face!
Fuck! I have that top she's wearing! I'll have to burn it now, or else I'll think of *shudder* every time I wear it.
Hot Midget Activism!
(I can't help it I'm Canadian - and I can't go out, I have to work tommorrow:()
http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/2007...
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d11/pudgepics/midgets.jpg (altho I can't do anything about Alphalpha)
http://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/biga/_25122_midgets-30-7-2004...
And HERE's a whole bunch! (Don't miss midget KISS)
http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://paradoxstudio.net/psp-casti...
♥ Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon? Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me? Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
LOL!
Interviewer: "Did he come up to you or did you come up to him?" LOL!
What do YOU think?
(and I don't mean that in a "who's sexier?" kinda way)
♥ Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon? Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me? Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
@boomsy...i just disgusted myself out right now...i just saw a closeup of mini me curly fingers...i need to take myself to bed and hope this is a dream...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on June 27, 2008 - 11:40pm
LOL; it's the safest thing I've been subjected to in days. I don't know what I clicked on last time, but it took me to a page that has traumatized in ways I didn't know were possible. The human body is an amazing thing; that's all I have to say.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
@ boomsy...every time i click on something like a tape or a video, i disgust myself...;)
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by letinstar on June 27, 2008 - 11:16pm
You should listen to the interview; her manager allowed her to say next to nothing. That one quote was the most she said.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on June 27, 2008 - 9:58pm
I know I'm jumping into this convo a little late here, but I was wondering about that whole 7-8 inch thing... I've never known that to be average. Not to toot my husband's horn, but I think he's the only one that would fit that bill. But you can't bruise that precious male ego...
OT: I actually listened to the whole interview, and honestly I think she was being sincere about not trying to take advantage of the situation. There are so many other Hollywood types who a normal person wouldn't look at twice yet they always manage to have some bimbo on their arm... 6 months is a long time to stay incognito if you're in it for publicity.
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If Billy Ocean can't chase the devil out of you, nothing can. -MK, 6/18/08
i'm completely disgusted this cow ran to tell the story of how she banged mini me...i'm sure she's the one who probably leaked the tape to help her "modeling" career...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
He makes that Rascal Scooter look like a Harley Road King.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 27, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Sorry false alarm! I found the colin farrel video.
http://www.efukt.com/1603_Colin_Farrell_Eating_Pussy.html
now I'm jealous of the valley girl.
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I would thank you but I wasn't looking for that, at all. Not at all.
♥ Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon? Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me? Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Sorry false alarm! I found the colin farrel video.
http://www.efukt.com/1603_Colin_Farrell_Eating_Pussy.html
now I'm jealous of the valley girl.
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http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Seriously, how can any grown woman have anything to do sexually that resembles the size of a child??
I mean, the guy is a size of a 2 yr old, which means he has the penis of a 2 yr old. That is sick shit.
He must've been like a little kid playing on the Jungle Gym.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
OK I tried to ind the colin f. porn. no luck. how are you finding it?
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
Submitted by dustbunny on June 27, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 27, 2008 - 4:44pm.
So if a 6'0" man averages 7-8" erect, does that mean Mini-me is 2-3" erect? Does anyone know the actual average for the US? I can't imagine seeing a grown man packing 2-3".
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**raises hand**
Actually had the unfortunate experience of 6'2" man with little boy penis. He was lucky if it was even 3". He might as well have been a eunuch
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HA HA! My first sexy times was with a guy who had a winky the size of my pinky...and I'm being generous cuz I've got long fingers.
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on June 27, 2008 - 8:52pm.
So where are you all finding these men with 7 or 8 inch "average-sized" dicks?...in my experience "average" is more like 5 or 6 inches.
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O hunny - you need to come to Toronto -
we have "Real Men" here;)
Honestly, tho - I was with this guy once, fumbling around in the dark when I stumbled on his pencil! O sorry! I almost ripped that right off your body, didn't I? Oops!
♥ Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon? Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me? Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
So where are you all finding these men with 7 or 8 inch "average-sized" dicks?...in my experience "average" is more like 5 or 6 inches.
doesn't she remind you of Adrienne Curry?
must be something in the water....
Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 27, 2008 - 4:44pm.
So if a 6'0" man averages 7-8" erect, does that mean Mini-me is 2-3" erect? Does anyone know the actual average for the US? I can't imagine seeing a grown man packing 2-3".
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**raises hand**
Actually had the unfortunate experience of 6'2" man with little boy penis. He was lucky if it was even 3". He might as well have been a eunuch
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
it reminds me of "tin drum" by guenter grass.
i've listened to the whole interview. nice girl.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 27, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Tigerlilly,
Completely naked is OK, but keep those clogs on!
Looks like they're in some flea bag motel room with some dirty floors. Maybe the jungle room at motel 6...then again EVERY room at motel 6 is a jungle room..nasty little critters.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 27, 2008 - 7:15pm.
The Dwarf Sex vid was very enlightening, gross but interesting. Was this girls name Snow White? And where are the other six?
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Negotiating with her pimp?
Ok, Manimal, second me on the ho's shoes! WTF? They are like Crocs style clog type shoes! Why????? (I know, I know, I'm focusing too much on fashion and not enough on porn, but that's my nature...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pauliesgirl - Can you give Jabberjaw who did the interview, credit? Yes, she's a part of the MJ Morning show, but she was granted to the interview, so she deserves to be mentioned.
The Dwarf Sex vid was very enlightening, gross but interesting. Was this girls name Snow White? And where are the other six?
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For the record, MJ is on vacation until Monday. The dude doing the interview is Uncle Fester.
And thank y'all for the warnings about the video. I have been hungover all day and watching that would have made things worse.
Ok, had to look. What is with the whore's FUG ASS grandma shoes, and why does she keep them on whilst boinking him? And, I hope that ho got paid bank for that cuz she gave him a rim job! NAST! Also that bitch need a breastes lift cuz those things ain't goin' nowhere but farther south. And finally, that's definitely NOT Mimi-Me, but I am now educated in the logistics of fucky-sucky times with midgets (for when times are lean...)...EWWWWW!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The Vernaked Mole Rat Troyer is a crazy mother fucker
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
For the first time in my life, I am NOT clicking on the link!!
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
I want to puke. I want to tear my eyeballs out and soak them in bleach. I didn't learn my lesson at the midget fucking video either... nope, curiosity got the best of me and I watched "head first" and some gigantic vagina video. I'm sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. Sick. SICK!
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 5:33pm.
angel_i: none.
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Me neither. Whew!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
I should have known you DListed pervs would be in the midget porn thread! Admit it! You love it...Sickos! ;-)
But seriously, I can't bring myself to watch a midget do sexay times with a normal chick. It creeps me out and if it's wrong, well, then...I'll have to make it right and watch...What? I'm only doing it for enlighenment...Oh, shut up. Why the hell are YOU in the midget porn thread in the first place???? *Huff*...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
angel_i: none.
For those of us who looked:
How many STD's do you think we've given our computers by now?
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 4:56pm.
It's not Mini-me, it's some other midget with a smoking hot blonde. Don't do it- don't look at it...I am stronger than most;p
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oh i WONT click it. I think the strongest I can get is La Pequeña... after that I begin to melt like Elphaba from Oz.
L♥VE,
PCA
"gggrrrañde culo culo" - La Pequeña