FYI
Actually, I should've titled this TMI.
Mini-Me's sexy tape co-star gave an interview to the MJ Morning Show today. She didn't really say much, but they did manage to ask her about Mini-Me's wang bone. I've been obsessed with knowing what Mini-Me's peen is like. Yes, I've scheduled a therapy session for next week to discuss these issues of mine.
When asked about it, Ranae said, "As previously reported on other interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod." MJ responded, "You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?" Ranae said yes.
That means his mini-peter is about the size of one of my fingers. DAMN! How the hell did she feel that shit?! That's not even funny. He would have to stick his whole head up in there and scream at the top of his toddler lungs for me to feel a thing.
That means this sick ass video a lot of you whores have been sending me isn't Mini-Me. DO NOT Click here to see this very NSFL video. DO NOT CLICK. Unless you enjoy seeing little people getting their salad tossed, don't click!
And click here to listen to Ranae's entire interview with the MJ Morning Show.
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PCA - I was talking about Colin Ferrell's kitty licken porn, from same site as Mini Me's (who's not really mini me in the video).
The midget porn???? Made me gag.
Go check out Colin's skills.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 27, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Ha! I LOVE the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
If you guys need a break from the eye-torture that is midget sex go to www.perpetualkid.com. They have 'Lookin' Good for Jesus' lip balm. Nearly peed my pants at the stuff they have on there.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
And that midget porn link is disturbing on many levels, but also because the blonde in it keeps making fun of the midget she's doing sexy times with.
Just.......eewwwww....don't watch it.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
That Colin Farrell eating the kitty vid does make me randier than a sailor on shore leave. However, his choice of companion needs upgrading. All she says is "Omigod" like a Valley girl. I would definitely have a more colorful vocab!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Why oh why do I click on those things? Where did they find that alien?
*sitting with DebFrmHell*
Have you caved in yet?
Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on June 27, 2008 - 4:51pm.
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EW! WHO!??! Mini Me? Keeps calling that girl mommy??? OMFG this is all sorta wrong shit. I am NOT clicking that NSFL *obviously meaning Not Safe For Life*
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It's not Mini-me, it's some other midget with a smoking hot blonde. Don't do it- don't look at it...I am stronger than most;p
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Ew. He keeps calling her Mommy!
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EW! WHO!??! Mini Me? Keeps calling that girl mommy??? OMFG this is all sorta wrong shit. I am NOT clicking that NSFL *obviously meaning Not Safe For Life*
L♥VE,
PCA
"gggrrrañde culo culo" - La Pequeña
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 1:06pm.
M.E.,
Told ya!!
Dude be seriously talented.
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I'm seriously hornier than hell right now.
DAMN IT!
Watch ing someone who can lick the kitty properly gets me all sorts of randy.
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ME...
I'm scared. WHo is doing this and to WHOM? Mini me is going off on the tongue?? EW I FEEL SO GROSS! Kinda like a lot of you felt about Mayo yesterday! EWWWWWWWwwww
L♥VE,
PCA
"gggrrrañde culo culo" - La Pequeña
Ew. He keeps calling her Mommy!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 27, 2008 - 1:06pm.
M.E.,
Told ya!!
Dude be seriously talented.
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I'm seriously hornier than hell right now.
DAMN IT!
Watch ing someone who can lick the kitty properly gets me all sorts of randy.
Submitted by Little miss on June 27, 2008 - 1:34pm.
That wasn't Mini Me! That was somebody looking a bit like him. I want my moneys back!
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Wow, you're quick. MK even said it W A S N ' T him.
That wasn't Mini Me! That was somebody looking a bit like him. I want my moneys back!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
I may have to bookmark this site...
Does she have a fucking pajama top on from Walmart's junior section??
I know MK's warnings and I follow them to the letter. If he says its gross then its fucking gross.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
ViVee: "I don't believe one second that she is satisfied by his baby penis."
No, she's satisfied by the big wad of money she got for shooting that video. Hookers don't do that kind of stuff because they want to get off.
I am too scared to click the link. Imagining any woman having sex with mini-me makes me want to vomit, seriously. She must be desperate for media attention to be so hard up. What is wrong with her? How can any woman find him remotely attractive? YUCK!!!
No thanks, I'll take a pass.
*stepping out of thread*
I clicked and I wished I hadn't.
I find it disturbing that a tall woman who is fairly attractive would want to have sex with "Mini-me". I keep asking myself "why"? over and over again. I don't believe one second that she is satisfied by his baby penis.
M.E.,
Told ya!!
Dude be seriously talented.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
it always amazes me what "lengths" some hoes will go to achieve their 15 minutes of "fame." i think average stature people who have sex with little people are closeted pedos...
Wang bone is just the funniest phrase yet. Chicks dig wang bone, ya know.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
EEG - OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want Colin to eat my kitty, NOW! Dude knows what he is doing!
Why is his wang curved so???????
She looks like that chick on the TV show Airline..
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 27, 2008 - 4:52pm.
LOL. I would've said "Are you sure?"
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Hahahaha. I was lucky in that he liked to pound with his eyes closed so I was able to freely stare at him wondering, "Seriously, that's it?" while he was doing his 'thing'.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 27, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 27, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You know, I've been with a grown man who was packing 2-3".
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Yeah, but can you really call that "packing"?
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 27, 2008 - 4:50pm.
That happened to me one. I made the mistake of asking if he was hard.
He was.
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LOL. I would've said "Are you sure?"
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 27, 2008 - 4:48pm.
You know, I've been with a grown man who was packing 2-3". And he wasn't a midget. Sad. very sad. He caught me yawning.
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2-3" erect? I would've said hell no, got dressed, and left to find a better package.
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 27, 2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 27, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You know, I've been with a grown man who was packing 2-3". And he wasn't a midget. Sad. very sad. He caught me yawning.
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That happened to me one. I made the mistake of asking if he was hard.
He was.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Still won't click.
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Submitted by NYC_Lady on June 27, 2008 - 4:44pm.
You know, I've been with a grown man who was packing 2-3". And he wasn't a midget. Sad. very sad. He caught me yawning.
...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers.- MK
Submitted by Vabrownid1 on June 27, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Aw - you guys!
I can't wait to get home and watch it - and I'm going to make my husband watch it too! I'm too frightened to watch alone.
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DON'T DO IT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS STILL PURE IN THE WORLD, DO NOT WATCH THAT VIDEO.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Aw - you guys!
I can't wait to get home and watch it - and I'm going to make my husband watch it too! I'm too frightened to watch alone.
From the interview Vern sounds like a jerk.
I told you whores about this site when we were discussing Colin Farrell.
Go back, search under Famous, and say *Gee Thanx EEG*
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by its six thirty ... on June 27, 2008 - 4:40pm.
i'll bring the weed
six thirty, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSss and I'll bring the bong and if the bong breaks there is always the trusty toilet paper cardboard pipe with perforated tinfoil insert (and people say that stoners ain't inventive and stuff)!
Zomay, MK is having the laugh on us clickers. I'm a habitual clicker. I can't help it. I see 'don't click' and wtf do I do? I fucking click. It's a sickness really. Considering some of the weird shit MK must sift through in his daily emails though, most of the stuff he shares is probably mild by comparison. lol
"You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?" Ranae said yes.
So if a 6'0" man averages 7-8" erect, does that mean Mini-me is 2-3" erect? Does anyone know the actual average for the US? I can't imagine seeing a grown man packing 2-3".
*Sobbing in a corner*
Can't go on with life.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Is there video of them doing sexy times on the hover round contraption he has?
Her steering, him, well, you can use the DLISTED NSFL imaginations...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Okay, is it wrong of me to be grossed out by little people sexay times? I can't help it!
Ya know, one really valuable lesson I have learned in my many trips to the rodeo is that it is possible to learn from others' mistakes.
Therefore, I will NOT click on the link.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Wasn't the whole tripod thing a joke in one of the Austin Powers movies??
And MJ is nothing but a joke here in Tampa. He is a tool that only talks about his wife and loves to sue shock jocks that make fun of his lame ass.
I will not click the link after reading all of your comments.
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 3:38pm.
I'm not going back to that site. I just saw the larges black ween ever and I'm scared.
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Ack! I saw a video like that one late night on youtube. His dick was the size of Mini-me, himself. No lie. She was hugging it with her whole body!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by xxyxz
come join me. I am sitting in the corner with a guitar strumming kumbaya and sucking on my thumb simultaniously.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
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Submitted by zomay on June 27, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Maybe a group of us should go and check on Michael K. I am getting worried now.
Should we stage an intervention? I'm a teensy concerned myself.
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It might have to come to that.
Wow. The clip was... traumatic. Just release Mini-Me's video already!
Submitted by . on June 27, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by zomay on June 27, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Maybe a group of us should go and check on Michael K. I am getting worried now.
Should we stage an intervention? I'm a teensy concerned myself
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i'll bring the weed
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Submitted by shianne517 on June 27, 2008 - 12:36pm.
ewwww... that's like fucking a baby.
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Exactly why it disgusts me.
Submitted by Little China Doll on June 27, 2008 - 4:37pm.
I don't really have anything to say about this post...I just wanted to show off my sexy new avie. I guess the Hedgehog is sort of ironic for posting on a mini me thread, right?
lol! I see it. Sexayyyyyyyy times with Sasquatch!
http://wumc.youth.googlepages.com/MessinWithSasquatch_2.jpg/MessinWithSa...