FYI
Actually, I should've titled this TMI.
Mini-Me's sexy tape co-star gave an interview to the MJ Morning Show today. She didn't really say much, but they did manage to ask her about Mini-Me's wang bone. I've been obsessed with knowing what Mini-Me's peen is like. Yes, I've scheduled a therapy session for next week to discuss these issues of mine.
When asked about it, Ranae said, "As previously reported on other interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod." MJ responded, "You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?" Ranae said yes.
That means his mini-peter is about the size of one of my fingers. DAMN! How the hell did she feel that shit?! That's not even funny. He would have to stick his whole head up in there and scream at the top of his toddler lungs for me to feel a thing.
That means this sick ass video a lot of you whores have been sending me isn't Mini-Me. DO NOT Click here to see this very NSFL video. DO NOT CLICK. Unless you enjoy seeing little people getting their salad tossed, don't click!
And click here to listen to Ranae's entire interview with the MJ Morning Show.
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I just can't do it! I refuse to do so
well i clicked. i watched for approx 6 seconds......then i fuckin laughed my ass off. what the fuck is wrong with people?
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
Curiosity has killed a shitload of cats today...I'm a clever enough monkey not to have clicked on the link...I know how MK plays. I don't like to vomit out my guts, so I'll stay put. I can imagine many of you have suffered the grave indignity of midget porn. God be with you all.
I don't really have anything to say about this post...I just wanted to show off my sexy new avie. I guess vintage Hedgehog is sort of ironic for posting on a mini me thread, right?
"...always wear blue blockers around guido strippers."- MK
I'm not going back to that site. I just saw the larges black ween ever and I'm scared.
I thought little people were supposed to have average-size reproductive organs. I don't want to click on the link. I'll just wait for someone to post details. Reading it can't be as bad as actually seeing it.
Submitted by zomay on June 27, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Maybe a group of us should go and check on Michael K. I am getting worried now.
Should we stage an intervention? I'm a teensy concerned myself.
ewwww... that's like fucking a baby.
oh gawd. mk. i'll meet you in therapy.
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Sara M.
EEG - spanking. You need spanking.
LCT - it isn't Mini Me in the link, some other small person, but it's icky. I couldn't finish watching it to see her toss his salad.
I just ate.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on June 27, 2008 - 3:25pm.
That is some sad fucking shit right there.
I don't know what's worse, fucking Mini Me or publicly admitting it.
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RIP George Carlin
i'll never be happy again.
NO.
No. No. No. No. No.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Just watched the video.
Alright, I think I'm gonna need some extra medication to cope with this shit.
Damn, I think I'll need the whole fucking drugstore.
(And did you guys look at the pictures from the website?! There's a damn hook piercing someone's pussy! A BIG hook!)
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Taking a bow M.E.
I just sent him mail asking for a shout out.
I can't help it. I love that site.
Look in Amateur, there is a very hot clip he labled Brad & Jen.
Dude has a sense of humour.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I CLICKED THE LINK I CLICKED THE LINK MY EYES MY EYES MY EYES MOTHER SHIT FACE !!!!!!!
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Maybe a group of us should go and check on Michael K. I am getting worried now.
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Oh my fucking god. JesuCristo, dios mio, allah, whatever. someone help me. I need to offer myself up as a (non)virgin sacrafice to some god. I can't live with myself after watching that.
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on June 27, 2008 - 4:27pm.
OH JESUS CHRIST HELP ME!!!!
WHY DID I LOOK!!!
I'M RUINED FOR THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!
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I think that answered the question of, "Is the link that bad?"
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
"He would have to stick his whole head up in there and scream at the top of his toddler lungs for me to feel a thing."
LMAO!
Ironically, I'm thinkin' that's what Guy Ritchie had to do.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
It's bad.
It's graphic.
*shudder*
And fuck, I know she might look like a horse, like LC said, but damn! This broad could do *MUCH* better!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Yeah, I figured he was packing a Vienna sausage and a couple of grapes. I haven't clicked the link yet...is it bad? Would you whores be honest with me and not trick me into looking if it's going to mess up my head? Is it bad?
OH JESUS CHRIST HELP ME!!!!
WHY DID I LOOK!!!
I'M RUINED FOR THE WEEKEND!!!!!!!
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I clicked, I watched. I'm disgusted. At myself for watching.
Submitted by madam s. on June 27, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Was that woman wearing Crocs in the midget porn?
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I am having live midget porn at my girls only pajama party. Wanna come? Facials and pedicures!!!!!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
She looks like she could be Tori Spelling's sister. Poor unfortunate girl.
Submitted by M.E. on June 27, 2008 - 4:21pm.
Why when I see NSFL I just HAVE to click.
FUCK!
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Was it bad? I'm scared to look. On a scale of Gross, with 1 being potential dry-heave and 10 being will puke up everything since kindergarten (aka, Mini-Me's sex tape clip), how bad is it?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I blame EEG for this fuckery. She gave MK the link to that site!
DAMN YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is some sad fucking shit right there.
I don't know what's worse, fucking Mini Me or publicly admitting it.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Not going to click.
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I can't believe I had to Google NSFL. Now I get it.
M.E.....I'm passing on this click. Will Not Do It....lol
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Michael K :( It will never end.
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So, basically any virgin who sleeps with him will still be one...
Is that what you're sayin?
ICK. ICK. *Patooey* ICK.
MK, you know damned well I'm gonna CLICK.
You owe me lunch!
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HOW MANY GD TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK THAT WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN?
Ugh. In other news, my bf is dying to see what Mini-Me's horse-faced sex bitch looks like, so thanks for providing a great shot MK.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Was that woman wearing Crocs in the midget porn?
And I'm so glad that that blond woman from the video is obviously taking an enlightened path through life. Laughing at a midget and then licking his anus. Her mother must be so proud when she sends out the family Christmas newsletter every year.
Why when I see NSFL I just HAVE to click.
FUCK!
WTF? Would anyone really believe that he's a "tripod"?
Also, are all her clothes made out of that same powder blue floral fabric? It seems like she's always wearing the same thing.
If I were a rude person, I would ask the people I have been seeing around Detroit to pull down their pants. I have been curious about what size it is. Their must be some convention in town becasue there are a zillion smaller people staying at the Mariott in downtown right now.
Not Safe For Life, I'm gonna start using that more, thanks MK
how is that enjoyable?
I don't get it.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"