Dimitri Identified?
Is Elegant Olga's douchetastic voicemail stalker the infamous "Dimitri the Lover" from Toronto? After I posted Dimitri's douche-rant to Elegant Olga, a bunch of you sent me links to articles and websites about Dimitri the Lover.
Dimitri the Lover was in local papers in Toronto a while ago after he was stripped of his medical license for sexually assaulting patients. Yes, he used to be a doctor. His explanation was, “At the time, I was married. And my wife was sexually dysfunctional, I had not had sex with her in a year and a half. It was a very tough time, I was very horned up. And I was busy, between that and working, so for me it was easy to hit on chicks that were patients.”
He's pretty well known in Toronto for being the biggest douche alive. He's also part of a group known as Toronto Real Men. It sounds like a circle jerk group. Toronto Real Men is part of the "seduction community." I guess, they try and fuck as many chicks as they can.
There's a lot more info on Dimitri the Lover's website as well as this interview he did. There's also a super small picture of him on this website.
Dimitri totally thinks he's Frank Mackey from "Magnolia." Even Tommy Girl is rolling her eyes at that.
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sweet lord, I may need to book a flight to Tronto just so I can kick this guy in the junk. Seriously, I have NEVER wanted to wail on someone's crotch like that before. I weep for the future.
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I wonder if Olga changed her phone number and got it unlisted?
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angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 6:45pm
Oh, well, I watch way too many profiling/crime shows.
There was this other dude that advertised he was in that life style and wound up murdering several women.
Some of the women he was with survived but they did not file reports as that life style is usually kept clandestine. Some of the women held high profile and powerful jobs and feared public criticism.
Thanks for the info though!
I should try watching lighter TV...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 27, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 5:55pm
That shit reads like a serial rapist/killer's manifesto.
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It's the manifesto of a Dominant Sadist. Women actually go looking for men just like hime, to be honest.
He's passing it off as everyday life but that kinda stuff is really meant for those who are into "the lifestyle".
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 5:28pm.
There are plenty of girls who would fall for his shit (like the stupid-ass female interviewer on his website) but there are just as many who look like they would but will, in fact, either spend all his money or feed him to a pack of their girlfriends...and then TAKE all his money in court. Trust. He won't last THAT long.
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Yeah, hope he meets up with one of those mobbed up hookers that slip roofies to the john-target while sloppy kissing, leaving him in a coma ass naked in an alley. Tables turned and all.
Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 5:55pm
That shit reads like a serial rapist/killer's manifesto.
That case in New Mexico where that fuck head would abduct women, keep them chained a trailer and make them his sex slaves. A woman, who is still alive, was helping him. I saw her on "Most Evil", she's just gone mentally.
They have never found any of the bodies btw.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Ohh I got thanked on Dlisted! Yeehaw!
I have no clue how this man has not been thrown in jail for some horrid crime against women.
It sickens me that he lives here in my city and is preying on women. I personally don't know a single person who would not run the other way when seeing/meeting this guy.
There is obviously something deeply mentally wrong with him.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 27, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Seriously! Who lives in Canada and can throw a running chainsaw at this ass-hat.
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I do. But I don't know if I could throw a chainsaw. How 'bout my purse? It's really heavy.
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"We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.”~François Rabelais
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Read some of this shit!!!
QUOTES FROM DIMITRI'S WEBSITE:
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Holy sh&t. He's insane.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
madam s.:
Y thank u, dearie!
She loves you too. MWAH!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross. Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Mmmm.. he is not a good coach. He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile waws seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"W e a l t h y D a t e r . com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Damn straight he's dangerous. I just read what Clarisse posted on the link provided before.
angel_i,
The hot Gollum Memaw avatar is killing me!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 4:55pm.
Read some of this shit!!!
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That's 24/7 BDSM lifestyle livin' right there.
And, I'm sorry - but he didn't get that from being Greek. That's a whole 'nother can of worms he's got going on there.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Jesus, Clarisse... WHAT?? He is dangerous.
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This Greek loser gives bad name to Canadians.
Damn, I't been a long time since there was such an entertaining post!
Real men and really gorgeuos or just desired men are pretty modest and never brag about women hitting on them, because they are just tired of it. One friend of mine told me that he hates when women flirting with him and he was also bored with life big time!
That Dimitry the lover (the Loser) has really something small going on in his pants and has among others, severe self esteem issues if he must prove to the world that he is a "real man".
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Read some of this shit!!!
QUOTES FROM DIMITRI'S WEBSITE:
o "Anal rape" administered on one's spouse or girlfriend as a form of punishment when she has displayed a bad attitude, has a virtually 100% success rate in correcting the problem. Also, if your woman submits to the occasional firm ass fucking, you will have complete control over her, guaranteed."
o From "Ten Commandments for Men": ?5. I WILL NOT BEAT MY WOMAN (I am not referring to a single slap or a spanking because your woman has been running at the mouth for a half hour non-stop ... I am referring to beating.)
7. I ACCEPT THAT I AM A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST (You all know you are. You know that nature has bred it into you. The only thing preventing you from acting on your desires is fear of incarceration. When a man says "I'm going to kill my boss", in the natural world, the boss would be dead. When a woman is bending over to pick up a roast at the grocery store meat department, in the natural world, you'd be lifting up her skirt, pulling down her panties, and pounding her full of tube steak. We are fighting our natural urges on a daily basis.)?
o From "The Ten Commandments for Women": "4. I WILL SUBMIT TO MY MAN OUTSIDE OF THE BEDROOM (In the bedroom, you're boss ... your pleasure is first and foremost. But outside the bedroom, let your man be a man. Never put him down in front of other people, even jokingly.)
6. I ACCEPT THAT MY MAN IS A BORN MURDERER AND RAPIST, AND I WILL NOT PROVOKE HIM (Your man is a ticking time bomb. Don't yell at him, nag him, treat him like garbage, etc. A REAL man can take only so much, and could explode at a moment's notice.)"
o One of Dimitri's favorite slogans: "No means maybe"
o On cheating - It's ok for men to cheat, but what about for women?: "However, since it is unhealthy for a man to worship a woman, it follows that being FAITHFUL to her is not healthy for a man. However, for a relationship to be solid, A WOMAN MUST WORSHIP HER MAN. Therefore, FEMALE FAITHFULNESS is MANDATORY."
o Relationship advice for women: "Men always treat their dogs better than their women. Want to be your man?s best friend? Want to receive treats? Want to be caressed passionately? Want to be cuddled? Want your man to feel bad leaving you at home alone? Want to be taken out for daily romantic walks? Then give him dog-like submission!"
o From "Reboot Camp" (a course he teaches): "7.We cover powerful mind-control techniques used to ?break? a belligerent slut in the same way a wild horse is broken, but instead by using subliminal phrases and socially acceptable corporal punishments, such as ass slapping and erotic anal rape. We cover scientifically-proven techniques used to destroy feminist thoughts and behaviours, substituting them with more acceptable thought patterns. 8.You learn how to use a woman?s insecurity to psychologically overpower her and force her to sexually submit. You are taught how to exercise your natural urges legally by ?raping? a woman with your brain rather than your body. And once she is enslaved under your thumb, you learn how to have her beg for more!"
On the one hand it's sort of funny how crazy this dude is, but in reality he's pretty scary and I'm not joking that he seems like the type who would kill some woman for rejecting him or wronging him (from his demented perspective). Not only does he obviously prey on the weakest, stupidest, most broken women, but he puts all of the blame for his personal failures onto the women.
It was his wife's fault that he accosted the female patients.
He doesn't necessarily believe it was "against the will" of the female patients. (They probably "led him on" or something).
Women who reject him are angry, troubled, etc.
Very, very scary. I wouldn't want to pass him in a dark alley.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 4:36pm.
angel_i,
yah, yah, yah! Like the movie "Hard Candy"...
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I have to say: that is one of my most favourite movies ever. Nothing so sweet as an asshole getting his "just desserts".
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
For a really interesting look at this guy, read the BlogTO entry:
http://www.blogto.com/tno/2008/04/dimitri_the_lover_models_the_real_man/
Dimitri even posted there using various sockpuppets, pretending to be women in love with him. Hilarious and creepy all at once.
Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 5:36pm
I loved "Hard Candy", I recommended it to every straight guy friend I have...
They left me some interesting voice mails...
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by madam s. on June 27, 2008 - 2:32pm.
This guy needs a pair of cement shoes.
Girls night is gonna be FUN!!!!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
angel_i,
yah, yah, yah! Like the movie "Hard Candy"...the guy was a pedophile....picked up the wrong girl one day!!!
Fingers crossed that happens to Ole Jimmy!
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Mrs. K.,
He is the most disgusting form of nasty. I wouldn't be surprised if he has some prostitutes buried in his backyard.
On a brighter note... damn straight I'm coming to girls' night at your place!
Submitted by madam s. on June 27, 2008 - 2:25pm.
Well, jeez, anyone who needs to take a class to "Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she is ready to fuck" would have to be a little, um, S-L-O-W.
He's taking advantage of people.
That's not very nice.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Leatherette and Clarisse,
So many good ideas, thank you!
Seriously, tho - if he's not careful he'll have a stiletto up his ass soon enough.
There are plenty of girls who would fall for his shit (like the stupid-ass female interviewer on his website) but there are just as many who look like they would but will, in fact, either spend all his money or feed him to a pack of their girlfriends...and then TAKE all his money in court. Trust. He won't last THAT long.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dimwit
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He is, in fact, the most disgusting loser on earth. That's quite a feat. I love how he thinks women who are disgusted by him are "feminazis" and have medical and emotional problems.
He teaches a day-long course for $597.00 called "Slut Finder: Learn how to identify a slut and the sure fire signs that she is ready to fuck". I think they teach that class at Dartmouth, as well.
Submitted by angel_i on June 27, 2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 4:08pm.
"I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch."
Translation: I'm a psychotic misogynist who thinks it his my god-given right, as Dimitri (Jimmy) the Love Guru, to stalk/assault/mislead women.
Seriously! Who lives in Canada and can throw a running chainsaw at this ass-hat.
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and grind him to a crusty semen stain with a Zamboni? Seriously, step up, Cannucks.
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Submitted by madam s. on June 27, 2008 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Oh, I see. That's the big *shhhhhhhhhhhh* secwet to huntin' wabbits, I guess.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
He's SO hot! I need a man like that.
Maybe he'll take me to the Cheesecake Factory in Houston(?)!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
Mrs K,
He's just got to get close enough to slip in a roofie.
Angel_I,
Cut deep and long.
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PSL
respect the cock.
yeah, tommygirl owned that movie.... sadnow he's fucking crazy.
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Mrs. Kravitz,
That's where the date rape drugs come in.
Between that radio interview and the voicemails it is hard to believe that any woman with an ounce of self-respect, self-esteem or an IQ of over 80 would go out with him.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 4:08pm.
"I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch."
Translation: I'm a psychotic misogynist who thinks it his my god-given right, as Dimitri (Jimmy) the Love Guru, to stalk/assault/mislead women.
Seriously! Who lives in Canada and can throw a running chainsaw at this ass-hat.
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Me an' my homegirls are getting ready to hit the clubs and cuttabeech right now!
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
"I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch."
Translation: I'm a psychotic misogynist who thinks it his my god-given right, as Dimitri (Jimmy) the Love Guru, to stalk/assault/mislead women.
Seriously! Who lives in Canada and can throw a running chainsaw at this ass-hat.
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
The epitome of douche.
Someone call Tila Tequila. This asshat's her true love.
Speaking of talentless fuckheads, he'll also have a reality show within a year.
And to think I really liked Canadians...
( I still do, but WTF?)
OMG!!!! What a manipilative, pathetic loser. I can't believe it.
Seems like he has studied every pick-up trick throughly.
Diagnosis: A VERY small d*ck.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Oh yes I founded the seduction community in Zinbocalachitritolay, Indosigmonstigerolia. That is a country I discovered on a missionary trip to give orphans birkenstocks.
I am SOOOO sorry I live in the same city as this douchebag. It makes me feel dirty to think he might even walk on my street. *shudder*
“At the time, I was married. And my wife was sexually dysfunctional, I had not had sex with her in a year and a half. It was a very tough time, I was very horned up. And I was busy, between that and working, so for me it was easy to hit on chicks that were patients.”
A Doctor? What kind of Doctor?
The equivalent of a CFO for the Vatican type Doctor?
Hitting on patients because he was "horned up".
Um, they have hookers in Toronto, right?
So, he's a cheap bastard too.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
TommyGirl was great in Magnolia.
"Conquer the Pussy".
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Shot and pissed on. I like that.....
Submitted by islandgirl on June 27, 2008 - 3:54pm.
So, he molested patients and in essence, blamed it on his wife? He needs to be shot and pissed on.
So, he molested patients and in essence, blamed it on his wife? He needs to be shot and pissed on.
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Every time I see his flyers I tear them down *giggle* JUST because it makes me happy.
PS. I had no idea who he was before today. Some days are just good like that.
♥ Just because I have my standards they think I'm a bitch. ~ Diana Ross Lean Like a Chola
"And I was busy, between that and working, so for me it was easy to hit on chicks that were patients."
Wow, what a douche of a doctor...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Ha, loser.