Friday, June 27th 2008

Save Esmerelda!

Anne Hathaway dumped her skeezy beard and moved out of his apartment, but she might have forgotten something. A little something named Esmerelda the labrador retriever. Anne and Raffey Fullofcaca bought the dog together 2 years ago.

Page Six reports that Esmerelda is currently living at Raffey's $40,000-a-month Trump Tower penthouse and being taken care of by Raffey's sick mother while he's in the pokey. $40k a month on rent?! No wonder he was stealing from God!

A friend of Raffey's said, "Could Anne Hathaway please come get her dog? He can't afford a dog walker, and his mom has cancer. I feel bad for the dog. She's a beautiful, sweet dog who probably greeted the FBI agents with her tail wagging."

There's no way Annie is going back for that dog now that she's free to get herself a pussy. Pussycat! That's what I meant! Get your head out of the dental dam. I mean, Annie strikes me as more of a pussy person than a dog person. I'm just saying. Fuck.

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Posted by: Michael K


skink123's picture

She is a really sexy and hot girl..It seems that she has a personal account at a military&admirer dating club with her pictures and blog. She is so popular there. Her photos on that site " Bigdaddymatch co m" I hope I were her, thus I can date those hot guys there...LOL..wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. but who cares it is true or not ?

helenevienna's picture

that guy is very attrative though. lucky girl!

Mel-Tang's picture

I will soooo take her! I already have three! lol
How can the douchebag pay 40k a month on rent and not be able to afford a dog walker?
Anne you better step up and get that little cutie!
If you don't, you are the COMPLETE bitch I always thought you were.

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That poor dog. Come on the safari fella and we'll take care of ya!

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MizRo's picture

How do you leave a loving pet behind, just like that?

Esmeralda is one beautiful pup and her temperament sounds lovely.

forever.now's picture

ok... like five people on this thread want the doggie! yay! everyone is willing to pick her up and take her home.

so if anne does go and get we will have a full scale dlisted dog adoption tactical operation. ready your squeak toys and dog biscuits!

the prospective owners will have to work who keeps out amongst themselves at the post operation vodka celebration.

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I love animals and this doggy seems sweet. but this dog is in a large and luxurious apartment (ok I am guessing but for $40k a month...)

grandma is looking after esmeralda. and as someone mentioned dog walkers can be hired. I think the dog is ok.

it mostly just sounds like the lady keeping her just needs help. I bet the dog is excellent company.

so far in this breakup the sympathy has been toward anne and been against the lying con man. this story could be to gain sympathy for him. he is not a sympathetic character so the cute doggie is used instead.

this seems to be exactly the kind of doggie everyone loves. anne will probably be happy to take her. she may have left her out of pity for a very ill woman whose son was going to jail.

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Send Esmeralda to me. I'll take care of her for the rest of her life. I'll walk her, feed her, vet her. Most importantly, I'll love her.

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zaerobella's picture

I hope she gets her dog. I'm so weak when it comes to animals, I can't think of that beautiful thing all alone :(

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Look at that, a perfectly good looking dog without a home...I meant Anne!

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Submitted by . on June 28, 2008 - 12:12am.

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Submitted by ab on June 27, 2008 - 10:05pm.

um, how is this dude paying for his $40,000 a month apartment if he can't even afford to hire someone to walk his dog?

I used to walk dogs in college in NY for like, $12 an hour.

Ab, twelve buck an hour? HOLY wow! I was a nanny for an actual human childe back in the dinosaur days for two bux an hour and your avatar is freaking awesome.

sinnie's picture

"and his mom has cancer. I feel bad for the dog."

Something is wrong with that statement.

Anyway, go get your dog so a sick woman doesn't have to take care of it anymore! People piss me off.

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that is so uncool that hathaway isn't trying to get esmerelda...now i'm starting to believe she might have known what her ex boyfriend was up to...
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um, how is this dude paying for his $40,000 a month apartment if he can't even afford to hire someone to walk his dog?

I used to walk dogs in college in NY for like, $12 an hour.

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I have a cat named Esmerelda. She's very beautiful.

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She's a cunt she knew exactly what was going on,,,complicit in every way. AND OMG she better high tail her ass over there and get that dog NOW bitch. I hope PETA fucks with her BIG

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My crew are waitng for their nightly stroll. I wish there was some way to do something to raise the stink if this whore doesnt go gt the damn dog.
Im going to brainstorm while Im walking my babies.

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Ok you beautiful people you!!! I had to sneak back on this thread from home, cuz i'm insane!

Mrs K.,
I love you man!! (said in that "love you man" drunk voice)

VVL,
Even if BF is dead set on purebred, they have breed rescues. People that don't do their homework about breed traits and are tired of their dog after 4 months...just a heads up =)

CTH,
With an autistic son, i know you had to be mucho careful! Glad you found a great breeder. I have a horror story about an Ohio breeder that kills any pup that won't "meet" the standard..

Ugh...I have to go make dinner. Have a great night loves!!

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GO GET YOUR DOG, WHORE! I swear, every time I wanna be neutral about a seemingly harmless celeb, she/he does something UNFORGIVABLE like this. What a selfish, irresponsible, unfeeling CUNT! I give her 72 hrs. to go get that dog or make arrangements for its care, then she's on my shitlist for good. I dnn't care what she does to make amends. No, no and no...Permanent shitlist status!

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Mrs. K, pet stores can break my heart in an instant! There is an awful pet store here that keeps an African Grey and an Amazon parrot in these small cages with like two toys in the back of the store. They said they never take them out because they "turned aggressive". I could have gone to jail right then and there if I didn't have some self restraint. Pet stores are so bad about taking care of birds, employees are scared to handle birds, and they have no knowledge at all. It pisses me off so bad, they don't understand how smart parrots are. Most pet store employees don't realize how emotional and intelligent parrots are. I have four cockatiels that all know tricks, including kissing me on the lips and whistling songs. They all know their names and have their own personalities, and love being cuddled. Sorry for the rant, but the way pet stores treat birds is sick and it doesn't get much attention because not everyone is a crazy bird lady.
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Submitted by Sensimina on June 27, 2008 - 4:32pm.

I am glad! It is great when you can trust someone you are getting a product/service from, right?
I just hear so many horror stories about animals bought from breeders or pet stores.
Rescue agencies will be a lot more honest with a prospective owner than a pet store or breeder will.

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Mrs. K, my Lhasa Apso came from a pet store and she's gorgeous and in great health. I know this isn't the norm for pet store pups, but I fell in love at first sight with my dog. There was no way I could leave the store without her. She's the sweetest thing on earth. However, I trusted the store I got it from since a friend worked there and at least I knew they took care of their animals.

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Submitted by Cara on June 27, 2008 - 6:26pm.
If she cared about the animal, it would have been the first thing she moved when she left his place.
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I know, right? How does one leave their DOG behind??? I would have taken him with me as I walked out the door.

I don't want to believe it but I can't think up a good excuse for her.

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Cara's picture

If she cared about the animal, it would have been the first thing she moved when she left his place. Obviously she doesn't give a crap about it, therefore I officially hate her. :)

Sensimina's picture

Umm...Bitch, I spent 2 hours transporting hamsters from house to house when I moved. If I can do that, surely you can pick up your fucking DOG. Animals aren't designer bags, cunthole.

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xultar's picture

She needs to take her ugly ass back over there and get the fucking dog.

forever.now's picture

maybe the "cfo of the vatican" convinced anne that he should keep the dog and lied about how she would be cared for. so it is possible she didn't know she could take esmeralda.

now that she has been told to go pick up the doggie if she still won't take her in that will be bad. :(

but there should be loads of people who would want a free chocolate lab. so the dog might get an even better home. :)

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Mrs K - trust that when it gets down to it, if we get another dog it will be of my choosing!
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Alright, then. Keep that guy in line! :)

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Mrs K - trust that when it gets down to it, if we get another dog it will be of my choosing! He is an animal lover in the sense that he watches animal planet and gets all mad at those animal cop shows, but when I say SEE HONEY, THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO GO TO A SHELTER he suddenly turns deaf. I think he's got some nefarious plans for my baby girl, like breeding her with a poodle or something (kidding) because he is serious about the purebred business.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 27, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 27, 2008 - 6:52pm

If the breeder does not require you to sign an agreement that if it doesn't work out you will return the dog to them, WALk AWAY.
You do not want to buy a dog from someone who is not sincerely interested in finding a good home for their dogs.
OK I'll shut up now
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:59pm.
but he isn't overly concerned with how people treat animals that don't belong to him.
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j/k
You need to raise his consciousness, or just bitch slap him a little bit.
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I do have three Boston terriers, and Im not partial to any breed when it comes to rescue, but I send money out the ass to all rescues to them to use for the poor babies who are old, need surgery, anyfucking thing. I dont care.
My last baby is the momma of the two siblings I have. she was pregnant with her 4th litter in 4 years [yes thats right] and they come home in the heat of 105 degrees and she had been left alone and leaked and all of the puppies died and she had to have an emergency c cection and spayed.
When I found out about it, I begged them to let me have the momma and they gave her up. Go figure...she couldt be their money bank anymore.
Now she is fat and sassy, no ribs showing, shiny, and sleeps under my arm every night. she has it made and deserves it. The look in her eyes and she never gets within 3 feet of me says it all. animals are greatful...
Sorry for the ramble...

Ill always be someone who gives to animals instead of fucking lame-assed loser ppl. who are only out to get a buck instead of working. Animals dont have a choice. People do.
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I am no Anne H super fan, but if they adopted the dog together, wouldn't it make it equally his?
I can't really judge her on this too much, because no ones knows what kind of doggie custody arrangements were made when they broke up.
In any case, now that he as been arrested and what is happening with the dog has been made known, Anne should go get the dog. However, I do not agree with paining her as some heartless dog dumper, if it was his dog too.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 27, 2008 - 6:52pm
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CTH those are exactly the conditions under which I bought a pure bred pug about 6 years ago. We had a lot of problems with her being jealous of my youngest son and after she bit him I had to make a really hard decision. She was only 9 months old and the breeder whom I really liked agreed to take her back; She asked me if I wanted my money back ($800.00) I told her that I didn't as long as she agreed to keep her on the farm with her her other pugs and not resell her. She agreed and last time I saw her she was fat & happy running in a pack of pugs through the fields. Doggy heaven!

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Mrs. K - please do! I am under the same name in the forum and I always enjoy reading what you have to say, PM me anytime.

Me and the bf are thinking of getting another smaller dog and I have my heart set on the pound or kill shelters but he doesn't have the same mentality about animals as me and wants to go breeder. He loves them and all, but he isn't overly concerned with how people treat animals that don't belong to him.

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CTH - That sounds ideal.

I told you the fucked up story of where my Sophie came from (owner wanted to release into the wild FFS) and I've had her for over a year and the old owner is always asking me how she is and for pics and stuff. I give them to her (because I am that annoying bitch at the party who wants to show pics of her dog!), but I am thinking "bitch! you didn't give a fuck about her when she was living in your basement wallowing in shit!"

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 27, 2008 - 3:48pm.

Well, before I was blessed with the Second Coming (Minch) I did a lot of reading and research about this.
If you must buy from a breeder
it is best to buy locally so you can meet the parents and inspect the facilities. If the breeder says "No," walk away.
Also, the breeders should be asking YOU a lot of questions in order to determine if you are right for the dog. When I was trying to adopt a dog I had to fill out applications, get letters of recommendation from my vet, etc., etc. The breeder should be very concerned about you as a pet owner.

I'd be happy to send you some stuff via the Forum, ya know, PM. Is that OK?

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That dog is nearly as cute as Atticus. (and I'm talking about Anne)

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Viva
good breeder
Malachai was born on a farm. his mom and dad were both living in a barn. the breeders do two mating sessions a year, NO EXECPTIONS.
this makes it easy on the female.
the breeders are perfectly happy to keep any unsold puppies as long as they have to.
they have one vet, and that vet makes house calls.
the pedigree of both the parents is on display.
you have to prove that you have the right property to have a large dog.

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All my cats are mutts.
I have always wanted an Ocicat though, you can leash train them.

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mrs k - good info! How do you know the difference between a "breeder" and a "puppy mill"? I saw a special about these breeders who rarely sold to pet stores and had this rep of being elite and having the highest standards of breeding. The doc crew did an expose and those dogs were treated HORRIBLY, all piled up in little stalls in their barn with no room to move, the bitches were over bred until they pretty much dropped from exhaustion and all kinds of stuff. Needless to say I was bawling by the end, but it just makes me distrust them all.

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saddly I had such a bad experience with the siamese from hell that it turned me off from ever trusting a breeder or the breed again. He simply had too many issues. one time he bite my wrist, an ER visit later for blood poisoning and 6 weeks of antibiotics. He accidently broke out of the house never to be seen again. I hope he found the home he was looking for.

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Clarisee, darling. I am totally with you on the designer dog thing.
Stewpid.
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Clarrise
no, I didn't, that's so cool, yet I'm not surprised.
my sister was a lot older than me, and my nephews are grown men.
malachai doesn't allow them to roughhouse with my son.
I heard him out in the yard roaring the other day, the neighbor had the nerve, lol, to poke his head over the fence and say hi to my son... haha

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 27, 2008 - 3:23pm.
Ah geeze hwores! I didn't mean to come off as i think you're evil if you have a pure-bred. Honest!
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Yo, nothing wrong with purebred dogs. I can understand if someone has a fondness for a particular breed. I myself would NEVER EVER have a dog that drooled or a dog that required a lot of grooming.
People just have a lot of misconceptions about dogs that need homes. 25% of the dogs in shelters are purebred. Not all the dogs that need homes are mutts and or have issues.
There are breed specific rescue agencies for just about every single breed. The AKC requires it!
And if you call a breeder and ask if they have any puppies and they say yes you need to hang up the phone. No scrupulous breeder ever breeds a dog until he/she has a waiting list for the puppies.
4 to 5 million dogs are killed every year because for the crime of having nowhere to go. Double that figure for cats.
Buying a dog from a petstore is just plain stupid because the dogs come from puppy mills.

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CTH,
Did you see the special on Delta the Shepherd? She's a service dog that senses when her boy is about to have a diabetic seizure.

http://www.heavenscentpaws.com/successfulPawtners/josephDelta.htm

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Save Esmerelda. If you can't find anyone to take her in NYC, I will be down in a flash to pick her up and bring her back to Canada. Lola the cat is just dying for some chocolate brown company.