The End Of Twatty Pratt Is Near
Spencer Pratt has made the biggest mistake of his douche life by lashing out at the evil troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen. Spencer responded to MK telling David Letterman that she went to high school with Spencie and that he has a bad temper. That's all she said!
Well, Twatty Pratt fired back to UsWeekly, "I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."
I'm sure MK is crying into her piles and piles of money. She's probably so upset that she's shitting into her piles of money. Scratch that. Evil trolls don't go doody time.
Twatty messed with the wrong evil troll. MK will get her revenge! He should stay away from bridges and large trees for a while.
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He is such a douche! Does anyone honestly like Spencer Pratt? Anyone?
I hate when people hear an insult and then have to fire back 10x worse because they are THAT insecure. Truest sign of a douche bag.
I just hate his face!!
But I love how Letterman hates Spencer. lol.
wtf does he think he is?
He probably is a gay man clinging to Heidi's vagina cause that's what gives him "fame".
"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."
- Ok, if this doesn't get his ass kicked, I'll fuckin' do it...
MK made it in Hollywood at age what, 4, 5??
Spencer you jealous, pathetic, whiny, pussy, useless son of a bitch, your only claim to fame is Heidi's boom box holder. Your buggest "accomplishment" IS THAT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!
I don't love the Trollsens but I ♥ and covet their fortune...Money Spencer will never ever be able to come close to making.
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by MargeAggedon on June 28, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Yes he does look like that.
It was nice of him to illustrate her point.
Spencer looks like the kind of douche who has sucked a dick to get out of a beating. In fact I'll bet he's tasted man urine more than once. Probably keeps a bottle in the fridge for those nights when he gets a craving.
I know... I'm disgusting. But just LOOK at him. You know it's true.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I thought Mary Kate was very funny and cute in this interview.. Dave was trying to get her to say things about Spencer Douche and she wouldn't say much.. It was funny.. He's not going to say anything bad about Letterman because he's a DoucheBag - even though Letterman called him oily and a lot of other funny shit.. Like Mary Kate could give a shit what a loser like this says about her.. I thought the interview was hilarious...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 28, 2008 - 12:13pm
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I *thought* one of them didn't look as puggish. I can't really tell them apart because I try not to look at them too much.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Submitted by shandi on June 28, 2008 - 8:36am.
How can there be a prettier/uglier Olsen twin? They are both identical,
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they aren't identical, they are fraternal....and yes, you can tell them apart, because MK got her nose done again last year. She is the cuter one....
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
And yet again, Spencer has proven that not only is Pratt his last name, but also an accurate description of his character if you remove one of the T's. He and Heidi Cuntrag need to just go back to their Us Weekly-ready showmance and not open their mouths unless some MTV executive is getting ready to shove his dick in there.
Submitted by Lipstick on June 28, 2008 - 9:47am.
I don't like them but MK is the cuter twin. She's got some personality. Ashley just looks dumb and miserable all the time. Not that MK is very smart and looks happy, though.
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I thought it was the other way around--that Ashley was the one who generally smiles more.
Either way, Spencer is cunt for saying that. And in general. I've never seen his show (my only exposure to him is through Dlisted), and I can't stand him. He gives off that sociopath Scott Peterson vibe to me.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Oh yeah, he's made it in Hollywood as the BIGGEST JOKE there is! What a stupid s.o.b he is!
======================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.============================
I don't like them but MK is the cuter twin. She's got some personality. Ashley just looks dumb and miserable all the time. Not that MK is very smart and looks happy, though.
Submitted by shandi on June 28, 2008 - 12:06pm.
How can there be a prettier/uglier Olsen twin? They are both identical,
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Actually, they are not identical twins. They are fraternal.
I am actually ashamed that I know this fact. =)
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
How can there be a prettier/uglier Olsen twin? They are both identical, and to tell the truth, I think they both look homeless and in need of a bath most of the time. I don't find either one of them attractive at all. They both look like garden gnomes to me.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 10:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on June 28, 2008 - 11:22am.
Good morning Angel_i and good question! Last I heard he was Brody Jenner's "manager". But since Brody Jenner himself does nothing, I guess that doesn't mean anything
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LOL! I was gonna say: Who the fuck is THAT?
and by the way, Good Morning!
PS. I think your indie film idea is ingenious. You should totally go for it.
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Submitted by angel_i on June 28, 2008 - 11:22am.
Good morning Angel_i and good question! Last I heard he was Brody Jenner's "manager". But since Brody Jenner himself does nothing, I guess that doesn't mean anything. I guess the only other thing I can think of is that he was put on this planet to help suck excess oxygen from the atmosphere.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 28, 2008 - 10:16am.
angel_i, lol!
I always thought MK was the uglier twin. Spencer is right.
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Actually, I wanted to prove him wrong just because but I can agree with you! MK IS, in fact, the ugliest twin.
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I'm going to produce an indie film and then build my entire marketing/publicity strategy around trashing Spencer Pratt. Think of all the money I'm going to save on advertising!
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I'm finally going to ask:
What is it that Spencer DOES exactly?
I think this is funny - all these celebrities are just people who happened to be in the right place at the right time (well, one tried a lot harder than the others but still). They have no skills. None. They aren't even very interesting.
So bizarre this land in which we live....
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Is it to late to have this Spencer jerk, aborted?? Better yet, since he's basically just a turd with legs, perhaps he deserves the ultimate flushing, never to be seen again!!
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Claude's the clever one...!!
While I despise MK, I happen to despise Twatty Pratt more. I'm sure MK really cares what Spencer says about her-she has more money that Twatface will ever see in his lifetime.
I am tired of hearing his mouth yapping constantly. Someone needs to shut him up.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
yeah, Letterman is the one who was baiting MK, but Spencer doesn't have the balls to match wits with Letterman. He can basically say what he wants about MK, because she's a friggin' billionaire, and couldn't care less what anyone has to say about her. (Evidence: her outfits.)
I've never been a fan of those twins, but they have the cash to survive well after their fame shelf-life has expired.
What about Spencer? He'll have to go into insurance sales in about 5 years. Or a used car salesman.
"Didn't you used to be....?"
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
angel_i, lol!
I always thought MK was the uglier twin. Spencer is right.
Ashley has always at least tried to take care of herself. MK just lets herself go. I don't know if she's trying to be 'edgy' or what, but she always looks like a homeless person.
I don't think it's ok that she walks around like that just because she has zillions. She sounds like an ungrateful bitch when she talks about how her mother got them started in the business. She would have been nothing without her mother pushing her into that show.
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Hey Preppie
Spencer & Heidi pictures...YUM!
Spencer & Heidi pictures...YUM!
Spencer & Heidi pictures...YUM!
Spencer & Heidi pictures...YUM!
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Submitted by SashaBug on June 28, 2008 - 10:59am.
PLEASE.....NO MORE POSTINGS ON THESE TWO MORONIC IDIOTS!
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Oh, shit! Oops :-) My bad...but I had to.
LUVZ!
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~
Ok, so I decided to fact-check this story but I really cannot decide who is the uglier twin. It's such a damn stretch to try seeing either one as "pretty". Anyhow, I found this awesome pic in the archives, though I'd share:)
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26112#comments
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Holy cow!
Sphincter Bratt is a douche but what he said about the Olson Troll was HILARIOUS!
I'd like to see a Cage Match between those 2.
Happy Saturday to all DListed Babes.
Defensive much, Spencie? Grow a pair and STFU.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I swear, if it wasn't for that pesky jail time, I'd shot him in the yambag and watch him bleed out..
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Spencie's a wuss -- Letterman's comments were nastier and clearly he was encouraging MK to say something. Spencie's too much of a coward to publicly say anything about DL who's more powerful (in tv) than him.
I thought MK was trying not to say too much while on Letterman, cuz she knew it was all over tv. I'm for Team Troll.
Saw Heidi MondoucheTag on the view the other day trying to promote her line of fashion. Man is she annoying! The two of them are rich & talentless dumb-ass-skanks. Oh... but you already knew that!
Submitted by madam s. on June 28, 2008 - 7:33am.
And I actually think Mary Kate is the cuter of the Olson twins.
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HAHHA, I have a thing for Ashley!!! Well, that's good, we can won't have to compete, we can still be friends. WHEW that was close!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
oh fuck this douche! I am so sick of him and horseface mountfag!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
That asswipe twat just proved he had a bad temper. Made it in hollywood? That doesn't mean mush these days.
I officially take back everything bad I ever said or thought about Spencer Pratt. I might even start liking him if he keeps up the bon mots.
Okay, I have a REQUEST!
Please...stop writing about and taking pictures of the Spencer & Heidi. These two talentless twats are making their fortune off random fucking pictures.
I SAY ENOUGH ALREADY!!!
Spencer looks like a fucking prick. If I ever saw him on the streets, I'd probably run right up to him, kick him in the balls, wait for him to drop and then kick him 10 more times!
Heidi is a talentless cunt, who should just go back to Colorado and shut the fuck up.
PLEASE.....NO MORE POSTINGS ON THESE TWO MORONIC IDIOTS!
Love ya!
Chuckles? Check.
Smug satisfaction? Check.
Newfound respect for this bleached-blond douche, Pratt? Check!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
Yeah, I'd rather be the rich "less cute" twin than the oily douche. But that's just me...
I'm in no way a Trolloonie, but in this case, it's team Troll. Those girls have earned the right to walk around in weird outfits and do nothing, they already worked for the first 18 years of their lives! WTF has that shitbag done, get on the dumbest TV show on the air and date his female counterpart? Gawd I can't wait for their 15 minutes to be over already! Mary-Kate can stick around as long as she damn well feels like.
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
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Wow. Since men can marry each other all over now, I suggest he gives Dmitri a ring and they can go find a ditch somewhere and live happily ever after.
Submitted by gee_gee on June 28, 2008 - 9:52am.
Spencer Pratt makes me feel sympathy for them. I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
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ME neither!
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LMFAO!!!
I despise Spencer, but he's absolutely right!
hahahaha.
Good for him for outing her as the "IT" troll in Hollyweird.
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Hey Preppie
Well the twat has just proved MK's 'bad temper' comment to be correct.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
I never could stand the Olson Trolls. Ever since I was forced watch Full House while babysitting, I have waited for them to be deported back to their original planet.
But Spencer Pratt makes me feel sympathy for them. I don't like that. I don't like that at all.
I have to go Team Troll on this one. All this no talent douche bag does by speaking is show his stupidity.
Is this fucker for real?!
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Mary-Kate, send that "masseuse" over NOW.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
he's got something that makes me want to punch the shit out of my screen. don't know what it is. it's probably called douchebagness.
Wow,he proved her...wrong?
IT'S ON!!! When does the cage match take place?
He was probably crying in Heidis panties when MK said this. He looks like he's the type capable of hissy fits.
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