Saturday, June 28th 2008

The End Of Twatty Pratt Is Near

Spencer Pratt has made the biggest mistake of his douche life by lashing out at the evil troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen. Spencer responded to MK telling David Letterman that she went to high school with Spencie and that he has a bad temper. That's all she said!

Well, Twatty Pratt fired back to UsWeekly, "I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

I'm sure MK is crying into her piles and piles of money. She's probably so upset that she's shitting into her piles of money. Scratch that. Evil trolls don't go doody time.

Twatty messed with the wrong evil troll. MK will get her revenge! He should stay away from bridges and large trees for a while.

Posted by: Michael K


Perezs Fired Stylist's picture

Pratt is showing himself for being what everyone already knew he was- a classless tool.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

fuck. its saturday already? *takes a bong hit*

on topic----fuck both of em. does anyoe else think that MK looks more like a dude then he does?

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

The Fly's picture

No, he doesn't have a bad temper at all! What is MK talking about? He really proved her wrong on that one.

This guy is a coward. He really wants to cry about Daddy, methinks.

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Mr. President's picture

Had it come from anyone other than this useless piece of shit, that statement would have been pretty hilarious.

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madam s.'s picture

He is at the top of my list of people I wish would go away forever. He's so damn slimy gross.

And I actually think Mary Kate is the cuter of the Olson twins.

theboy's picture

oh my fucking god !!!
Nobody mess with my fashion icon, and lives to tell it. Who this douche thinks he is?? MK was already famous when this douche still needed the help of his mother to go shitting.
This dude needs to be gang banged in a border prision, and I guess wue've found the long lost twin brother of our beloved Dimitry.

PurpleNeon's picture

she barely even said anything about him. she was as diplomatic as possible. he is SO god damn insecure, it's annoying.

parkrangerpete's picture

He betrayed the Heidi Monsloth!

Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs

yiooooooo's picture

Wow , I dont think that when Mk was thinking about promoting her film the first thing or last that came to mind was "lets say that Spencer when to high school whit you and he has a bad temper"

Team Troll all the way, this guy looks like Douche-o-rama Ken come to life, his girl looks like Barbie meets My Little Pony AND they're neither pleasant or smart to compensate. At least the Olsens show their solidarity with the homeless

The Fly's picture

Aw HELL no!

And did he even go after Letterman?!? Letterman was the one trying to get more out of MK.

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dramaqueen365247's picture

Blech. I can't even chose a side -- hate 'em both.
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Mr. President's picture

Wonder how long before Mary Kate sends her "masseuse" over to his place to "find" him naked on a bed with a lethal dose of pills in his system?

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

Me and my twin brother are both gay...I've been told by people (accidentally, I hope) that he's "so hot." Ouch, it does hurt! MK! STRIKE!

TO MY FACE! They soon ate their words. And, I get more play. So...HA!

~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~

YesIownPanties's picture

mary kate has the power to kill heath ledger so chiclet teeth here best watch his back

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Sluttsville's picture

"I know I've made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman.".....hahaha hahahahahahahahahaha; he wasn't serious, he was.. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

thehoustongirl's picture

I will have to be TEAM TROLL on this one because who the FUCK he think he is? Got famous off that "reality show" and dating that horse faced bitch. GTFO!!

Oh and I'm FIRST!! LMAO!! Happy Saturday everyone!

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