Saturday, June 28th 2008
JLo, Come Out Of The Closet
File this under: I needed pictures of this shit STAT! MSNBC's The Scoop claims The Dragon Tales twins' mommy wants people to think that she's too good for even the first-class lounge at airports.
A witness said, “Not even the first-class lounge was good enough for her. She kept slipping into a door inside the lounge, so people thought it was like a special VIP area. Turns out, it was just a storage closet. Give her credit for wanting to be left alone, but hiding in a storage closet? That's a little extreme.”
The image of JLo in her rabbit fur coat, diamonds and mink eyelashes, sitting on a cardboard box while Skeletor sniffs the cleaning products has made my weekend.
She's packin on some pounds
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site RICHLOVING.COM last week. Just curious!
JLowlife and Skeletor were probably looking for her preferred mode of transport in the storage closet, her O-Cedar broom.
why didn't someone do us all a favor and wedge a chair under the doorknob, so this bitch can stay in the closet...where she belongs...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She belongs in the closet though. She can hide from the twat she KNOWS that she is, and her husband and sniff all the cleaning products he wants because that's where he belongs too!
Your face!
Submitted by loric on June 28, 2008 - 11:15am.
At first, I laughed when I read this story. Then I got mad that this worthless twatface thinks she is still relevant. No one cares about your fat ass anymore-you were over about 6 years ago. I don't like to wish bad things on someone, but I hope we all publicly get to watch her go bankrupt.
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I know their celebrity status level if highly up or debate. They have to be the couple in that blind item about going bankrupt.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
It's funny when I land here.
I really can't even work up the energy to hate her. Vapid. I've really learned to understand this word here on DListed.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on June 28, 2008 - 10:43am.
"Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on June 28, 2008 - 10:34am.
Why is it that the least talented are always the biggest divas? I wish I had her inflated sense of self-worth ..."
AMEN! Somebody needs to step up, stat, and tell this bitch she's nobody special. I'm surprised Homeland Security wasn't all over her for suspicious behavior.
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To think I grew up in the same neighborhood, went to the same grammer school. **shakes head** Will simply never understand.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
methinks that's bullshit. just sayin.
Oh,she looks so sexy!I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Better off Dead:
yes honey its true. she farted right in the guys face.
why the hell am i here?
to stock broker
the preferred term is "bunny poo" and it is way cuter than jlo! :)
ot... why are all these useless "celebrities" prancing around in the fur of cute animals?!!
I guess no one with common sense has ever told her that if youre aging around the eyes never, never, never wear frosted eye shadow.
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those are some jizzy-sticky-looking eyelashes, yuck
I smell something spicy and rotted. She is way past her expiration date.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton -
When JLo was pregnant she reminded of Consuela from David Lee Roth's "Yankee Rose" video. Go watch it and you'll see what I mean.
HAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSS!
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Ugh, get over yourself "Jenny from the block". Your face is all bloated and ugly/different now. Please go away you fucking cantaloupe face.
When JLo was pregnant she reminded of Consuela from David Lee Roth's "Yankee Rose" video. Go watch it and you'll see what I mean.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah........
The bitch has some serious personal space issues.Work it out Honey.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
psyco killer..ques't que cest....
wasn't this bitch breed on goya products... oh eait she's a scientologist.. they have erased her past and convinced her shes a queen from another planet reincarnated here on earth...
still psyco
oh come on. That ho was in there doing bumps off the back of a windex bottle. Those vip areas aren't very large, not enough privacy to "freshen up" as my dainty yet drug addicted friend calls it.
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 28, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 28, 2008 - 11:51am.
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******smacks forehead with palm********
Of course she doesn't change diapers, what the hell was I thinking? LOL Wishful thinking.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 28, 2008 - 11:51am.
No, not evil my dear one...not at all.
However, if you think she's ever changed a diaper you are way off base!!
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91. The first reaction to everything you read is...should I change my siggy?
She's the best example of a person that has lots of money, but no class. And the way she piles on her makeup makes her look older. She is not aging nicely. She used to be hot. Well, karmas a bitch!
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ugh.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 28, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 28, 2008 - 11:47am.
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Am I evil for wishing I could have been there the first time Max peed in her face?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 28, 2008 - 11:47am.
She wears mink eyelashes, she and "dignity" aren't even exchanging post cards anymore.
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They aren't even nodding acquaintances!
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91. The first reaction to everything you read is...should I change my siggy?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 28, 2008 - 2:36pm.
She wears mink eyelashes, she and "dignity" aren't even exchanging post cards anymore.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Whatever happened to fading off into obscurity with a little DIGNITY?!?!?!?!?!
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."
Submitted by james havens bitch on June 28, 2008 - 11:40am.
This from a low class trashy woman who farted in a waiters face when she asked him to pick up something she dropped.
what??? did she really do that? if she did that's nasty
Sounds like some kind of anxiety thing
The last time they to PR they use a private jet , a small one
LOL. She is so dumb, shes a B List star at best. If shes such a big important star why doesn't she fly on a private jet. Her celebrity is fading, maybe Jlo thinks if she continues to act like a star people will still think shes one.
She has money, but no talent. She is also ugly. Fuck off bitch your not too good for anything, if i had my way you'd sit on the damn wing!
A closet?
Maybe she's on the "coke off the pounds diet."
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
like coming out of a misterius door several times is not goin to get her notice
lopez may have wanted to avoid being gawked at by other passengers but seriously, she is NOT a jackie o.
shes very silly.
maybe J.HO is goin bankrup because she likes to spend her money in ridiculous things and Skeletor has some problem whit the IRS he paid about 15 million a few weeks ago
You're right PSL....but next time, let a slut dream. :(
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Sensimina, I don't think it is them in the BI. J.Lo has made ridiculous money from her clothing and perfume lines, and he is still very succesful. They made a separate deal with European Mags for pics of the twins, in addition to the $6 mil they got from People Mag here.....
What was she doing in a commercial airport? I thought they only flew private planes?
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
that surgery she had on her nose looks really bad. she also looks as though she's been bleaching her skin to.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She's starting to look like the hostess in a mall Mexican restaurant, the kind that wear too many bangle bracelets and speak Spanglish. Or the woman on the jar of Dolores pickled pigs feet.
There's a blind item over at AGC that blatantly points to JLo and Skeletor - about how they are going broke because neither is working and they spend way too much. Apparently they are selling all their shit right now and it said something about "whispers of bankruptcy".
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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
i don't know she's begging to be hated by everyone. if i where the waiter when she stepped in the broom closet i would have locked her in there and threw away the key. yeah, a broom closet is good enough and perfect tfor her. stupid ghetto gaudy low class chola bitch!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
She is such an ignorant twat!
=======================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.===========================
This from a low class trashy woman who farted in a waiters face when she asked him to pick up something she dropped.
she's a stupid greedy conceded arrogant media whoring cunt. why the fuck didn't the owners or waiters tell her to get the fuck out of the restaurant if she thought it was too good for her? i would have thrown her ass out and then sued her for harrassment.
well what she did wouldn't be concidered harrasssment but i wouild sue her just becasue i hate her so much and she fuckin deserves it.
fuck you j-lardass go home and take care of your kids.
why the hell am i here?
Wow, I almost just choked on my sandwich! Thats the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life! What a cunt
My oh my, look at those lashes. She is a piece of work!
Submitted by Stock Broker on June 28, 2008 - 11:13am
well she did came out whit a spanish cd after she marry skeletor and when she was acting she was whit Ben afleck and she was Diddy when her music career was starting