This Is What Guy Is Missing Out On
It came from the grave...... Eeek! If the whole international superstar thing doesn't work out for Madge, she can always get a job as the Crypt Keeper's hand double. And no, she's not wearing her wedding ring. Despite all the rumors that her marriage is in the shitter, Madge and her family showed up to Friday night services at the Kabbalahahaahha Center in NYC last night.
The Sun reports that Guy Ritchie will fly his ass to NYC this weekend to try and save his marriage. A source said, “It is make or break time for Guy and Madonna. She is completely focused on rehearsals for her tour in America and can’t come back to London. They want to make the marriage work, but they are at a stalemate. Divorce is something they have thought about.”
The source also claims that the main issue is that Madge wants to move her family to NYC, but Guy wants to stay in England. A few Dlisted birdies told me that the main issue is that Guy can't keep his "other guy" in his pants. I'm surprised to hear that he still has a dick. I thought that Madge's vagina of death chomped that thing off a while ago.
If Madge moves back to NYC, does this mean she will finally drop that truly hideous British accent? If only.
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Smeegal fingers. My precious...
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She has a personal account there with her pictures,blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.
Triston: back belatedly, but I must know: Are you on holiday?
Frolic my love, ciao majo.
i very much believe that guy treats her like shit.
she spoke about him lying to her in i'm going to tell you a secret + her lyrics do not portray him nicely. especially not in the last couple of years.
oh, and there was that other girlfriend when they first got togehter.
Lourdes looks like a young Frida Kahlo. Maybe that is what her mother is aiming for since she loves Frida.
That's Satan's hoof in the picture.
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Lourdes looks like a normal 11 year old girl. She's obviously going to be a beautiful woman someday but for now she's a little girl. People need to lay off her appearance.
Greetings from Vienna, MizRo!
All that focus on her eyes and she forgets those Klingon fingers?
Maybe someone should apply a little 'pee rejuvenation' to them.
I'm sure there's a line of people that would volunteer.
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Yes, most undoubtedly 5-10 lbs.; I lean towards the 10.
She also has arthritis from the look of her hand.
*sigh* so common unfortunately.
Madonna could stand to gain 5-10.
For reals.
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At her age, overdone musculature equals cadaverish.
Take a look at her arms, if her vadge is anything close to those things, it wasn't only chompped off, it was masticated !
"I thought that Madge's vagina of death chomped that thing off a while ago."
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MK, you SLAY me!
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Lourdes is a very pretty girl. She's obviously shaving her legs, so why doesn't take care of that eyebrow situation? Just one good wax strip down the middle of the unibrow would be good enough for me. (Or her, you know what I mean!) Is Madge trying to raise Frida or something?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Great list, IV!
OT: Eeeeeeekkkkk! Knitters everywhere are pissed at such a useless use of yarn.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I remember a quote from an older actress (It may have been Zsa Zsa Gabor) talking about how when a woman gets older, she has to choose between her face and her figure.
Meaning that as woman gets older they have to decide between being skinny or putting on a few pounds to help hide aging in your face (and Madonna's case her hands)
It is very obvious that Madonna is choosing skinny and playing the price by looking like Gollum's long lost twin sister.
Eat a cheese burger, Madge!
Your skanky (but hard working) ass earned it!
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I don't know who said this originally (or if it's even possible to verify that) but I know Catherine Deneuve has said it publically... and that she chose her face.
MK, I mostly love your kind of humor, but seriously this hand shit is lame. The hand is pictured while the muscles are tense, Madge doesn´t have an ounce of fat, and she is 50. Her hand can look like that, and that´s fine with me.
The obsession with the supposed perfection of women´s body parts pisses me off.
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Lourdes reminds me that I MUST wax my eyebrows tomorrow, jeezus!
Your face!
The hand looks so scary! I thought you were writing about Guy Ritchie's mother for a second there, because that's the hand of a 84 year old woman! She's basically become a hard bodied troll. I feel like she used to be taller and more woman-like too in the old days. Now she just looks way older that she is.
Your face!
Interesting that Lourdes is old enough to shave her legs, but not waxing the eyebrows. Considering this little girl was brought up thinking that SPA treatments are the norm.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
Her kid looks like the head terrorist in True Lies. Just furrier.
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The kid is half Italian and half Hispanic---she's bound to be hairy. What a beautiful little girl though. She looks like a perfect combination of her mother and father. She has her mom's EXACT eyebrows in her 'Like a Virgin' days.
Submitted by KidL on June 28, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Would it kill Madonna to take Lourdes to a salon and get her brows and upper lip waxed? Come on. . . she's got to be able to see it.
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Maybe she thinks she's too young to be so concerned about changing what God gave her. Maybe she wants her to focus on the inner Lourdes, rather than the outer...just sayin'
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on June 28, 2008 - 6:05pm.
95. You refer to a person's rectum
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LOL! Really, I think you could have just stopped there.
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Tales from the Crypt wasn't that scary but it was quality
Would it kill Madonna to take Lourdes to a salon and get her brows and upper lip waxed? Come on. . . she's got to be able to see it.
Is she phoneing home?
Madge is so talent.She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site
******"AffluentBachelors.com"******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Impertinent Vixen,
May I add a couple to the list? I read through the list, and I can't seem to find the following, so forgive me if I overlooked them:
94. You know what panty pudding is and it ain't for dessert.
95. You refer to a person's rectum as their "no-no hole."
Please please add the panty pudding, that's a dlisted classic!
Yes, Our Sweet Lourdes does need a good waxer or threader. But you know what...I bet she gets a little older and refuses to do it, trying to become the trendsetter who reinvents herself as Frida Kahlo.
And a few years from now we'll be reading Dlisted where unibrows will be all the rage...
Please stay in the UK Vagdonna - you don't like the US or Americans being that you are so "pure" and "Kabalahahahaha" like. Ugh.
Ms U.
@ImpertinentVixen- Great idea and thanks for the final list. LMAO!
Madge has Mini-me fingers. And on another note, Lourdes is a cute little kid. I'm I a bad person to think that someone should take her to get her eyebrows done?
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Submitted by . on June 28, 2008 - 4:00pm.
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OMG that makes me want to hurl then cry.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Can't stand Vadge and I'm afraid of Lourdes. She has demon eyes.
♫ My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song... ♫
Holy cow that is one scary hand.
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SCHWAAAT did you saaay?!
I am in love with David Banda Richie.. too cute..
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Okiedokie. I'll post it again on a weekday so others can see it as well, but here goes:
Finally! I've been waiting all day and I was NOT let down! Why just yesterday, I wore a modified "crack hive" to work - and a while ago I used the phrase "sexy times". My free time would be pretty much meaningless without this web site! OH - that's kinda sad.
Carlos looks beat to hell.
Her finger looks like an elongated, skeletal hammer-toe sans jam and cheese.
*barf*
With a finger like that, why did she feel the need to get photographed with a Purple Penetrator vibrator a while back? That talon could satisfy Guy and herself simultaneously without bending a knuckle.
ET phone home.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Oh Vadge. Why can't you just leave us alone? Please? And let poor little Frida Kahlo go. . .
And why are they going to to church with Carlos the father of Frida Kahlo?
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Exercising pointless futility.
That little David is a cutie pie!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Honestly, as muscular as Madonna is, I think fucking her would probably feel like fucking a man. I'm actually going to have to condone Guy's cheating if he did, because of that. Damn you, Madonna! ****shaking fist at sky
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I think he had enough of that phony British accent
Guy should have ran for the hills after she talked him into remaking Swept Away.
Madonna was my favourite.It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site -----"W e a l t h y D a t e r.com"----- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 28, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Great movie.
Submitted by Better Off Dead on June 28, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 28, 2008 - 1:32pm.
you guys are funny (evn if i don't know what half of that stuff means. salchicha???)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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