Saturday, June 28th 2008

Free Blaaaaaakey!!!

Wino's just picking a little cokey booger for later. She likes to recycle. As you know, Wino showed up and performed at Nelson Mandela's birfday concert yesterday. Of course, Wino was not going to miss the opportunity to make a plea for her Blake Incarcerated. While singing "Free Nelson Mandela" during the finale, Wino changed the words to, “Free Blakey my fella.” Only the Crackie of Camden would have the nerve to pull that shit! She probably got major side-eye from Mandela.

After the show, Wino returned to her chambers at The Clinic where she's receiving treatment for being one of the biggest crackheads in the known universe.

Wino is expected to play Glastonbury, but apparently organizers aren't sure if she's going to show up. The Mirror reports that the Artic Monkeys has been put on standby just in case Wino and her crackiehive don't show up. They should just leave a trail of ice pops from The Clinic to the Glastonbury stage to ensure that Wino's mess shows up.

Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


WildGuy's picture

looks like Amy is trying to dig a tunnel to Blake...

(Going for the Gold.)

missy's picture

good girl Amy.. you kept your word...

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parkrangerpete's picture

She's pretty popular these days

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Rain's picture

Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.

fuckingclassy's picture

Too many fucking Wino posts. She makes me vomit. Enough already.

southpaw's picture

WTF?.. I LOVE the Arctic Monkeys!!

they are definitely way too good to be Wino's backup.....

paris herpes's picture

Yes she must be the biggest crackhead with the biggest crackhive in the known universe! What was she doing in crowd anyway? I didn't notice she was in there in the first video I saw.

Your face!

Jadedkitten's picture

finding emo so cute
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell

Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site

EastEndGirl's picture

Where the fuck is Mrs. K.?

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Poor Amy. Actually she is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site

Richard Strangdog's picture

This is from Glastonbury, BBC2. Apparently, Wino appeared to have attacked a fan. Sigh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7479092.stm

The Oracle stated her Blakey will be released in two weeks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBB05-HoHnQ

Wino had prestage jitters: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/42319/Amy-s-in-the-party-spirit/

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Etiquette is a priority for Wino these days.

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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"

icedcoffee's picture

"Please tell me that is just a rumour that she sang 'Free Blakey...'"

Well, it is from The Sun, which is not very reliable. But it wouldn't surprise me if she did do it.

icedcoffee's picture

OMG. FindingEmo. That's so cute.

Bjork You's picture

Please tell me that is just a rumour that she sang "Free Blakey..."

Please, please tell me she did not do that.

Anything I write about her, specifically this incident, has been said before: juvenile, crazy, disrespectful. Oh, how about stupid? It's one thing if it was politically motivated . . . wait, maybe it is. Is Blakey the new Deep Throat? Oh, that's just his new prison name.

icedcoffee's picture

Only Amy could get away with that shit. I don't know why she was at that concert in the first place. I think all of these concerts with a cause are fucking bullshit. The only thing rock stars care about is themselves. The only thing Wino cares about is her Blaaaakey - and she doesn't even care about him enough not to cheat on him.

Arctic Monkeys are so overhyped, and their name is stupid.

Ms Underestimated's picture

Sad. Think what she could do with her talent and all that money..

Ms U.

FindingEmo's picture

That is so nasty. I bet she put it in her crackhive to eat later or maybe she just went ahead and ate it while it was still juicy.

My pants are so tight, I think I'm going to cry and write a song about it, but my eyeliner will run, get my bangs and scarf wet, which will make me want to write another song...

forever.now's picture

the only thing I find surprising is they got her to sing "free nelson mandela". wouldn't it have made more sense to have it sung by someone who sung it back in the day when he was a prisoner? it would seem more meaningful.

amy inserting blaaake into the song is an amy thing to do. blaaake is the sun around which she revolves. this was wildly inappropriate but she is a blaaake obsessed crackhead.

being surprised at this is like being surprised that britney went to buy a frapp.

anorexicfatty's picture

Deb, leave Barry alone!

lol

Sheeps, that sucks...that is why I like downloads...one song at a time......you know what you are getting, and none of the filler crap.

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mike's picture

Ugh, it's always the same old song and dance with her.

Man, I wasted $10 on the Arctic Monkeys' first CD, based on the hype in the UK press. Never again.

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Leatherette's picture

Yes, free Blake Incarcerated! SOMEONE needs to slap the crack stupid off this silly scarecrow.

& yes, Arctic Monkeys: Criminally overhyped bar band.

Bondagebarbie's picture

Pick a winner Amy

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Her skin looks like play-dough

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
Music and Lyrics by Barry Manilow???

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Poor Amy. Acturally she is a talented girl. . Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ---"Wealthy Dater.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

Freak Speely's picture

Why do people constantly see her as a mentally stable person? Yeah, the Blake mentions are retarded, but you're dealing with Amy Winehouse. She's crazy. Crazy. CRAZY. Isn't it time we went back to picking on that perfectly sane Britney Spears?...oh, wait...we pick on her too and she's nuts...

Suki's picture

Akc! The evil scary cheeto hand strikes again!

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axopire's picture

I like how our rock bands are so utterly boring acting and crap sounding nowadays that they are used as standbys for cracked up pop stars, I'm sure it used to be the opposite.

This bitch is still on her way to an early grave but she might go the Keef Richards route and defy medical logic.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

I have just about had it up to *HERE* with you people!
TEAM WINO 4 E-VAH!!!!!!

Amy I wrote another song for you:

I don't care what they think about me
I don't care what they say
I don't care what they think if you're leaving
I'm gonna beg you to stay
I don't care if they start to avoid me
I don't care what they do
I don't care about anything else
But being with you being with you

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
P.S. Don't order the veal.
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Near the end, "Sir, you kill my children with this price."

Kizzy's picture

Maybe she thinks that if she uses every public opportunity to shout-out to Blaaaaaake, he'll forget all about her fucking around on him.

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Jadedkitten's picture

what the fuck is wrong with this crackhead you don't you just fucking don't do that when your honoring NELSON MANDEAL. she's a fucking idiot i give it a week till she's out of the clinic and slamming crack again

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angel_i's picture

Well, I don't know about that - she's certainly not the biggest crackhead *I*'ve ever seen. In fact, I bet crackheads all over are mystified at how together she is.

I would say she is the biggest famous crackhead but ALL the crackheads in my hood are famous - here anyway - they just don't sing, is all.

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yuh free blakekkkkkey, set im loose in the wild.

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Just another example of this idiot thinking she can do whatever the fuck the wants, & the laws, rules, & social niceties don't apply to her.
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That fucking twat...."free Blake." The difference, you ignorant crackhead, is that your "Blaaaakkke" belongs were he is, Nelson Mandela DID NOT.

It looks like she's eating her boogers in the next to the last pic. Yum! Crack boogers!

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

fuck this spray tanned dumb craked out pukin whore.

Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?

sexyboy20's picture

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yiooooooo's picture

she is such a stupid ho

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 28, 2008 - 12:08pm.
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Hahahaha!

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DiamondDawg's picture

arctic monkeys deserve better than being wino's standby. they should hire Bozo the Clown to entertain if she doesn't show. Probably'd be a hella more interesting!

parissucksliterally's picture

hey joe!
yes, extremely disrespectful...I'll bet all those High Powered People had their assistants look up who the fuck Blake was on their Iphones....lol

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DiamondDawg's picture

the whole amy w. thing is RECYCLED. ugh. such boring news.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 28, 2008 - 12:03pm.
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Unbelievable! That is totally disrespectful and just plain stupid. But then, she probably has no clue who Nelson Mandela is

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Sensimina's picture

Funny how I started out as a fan, and it's come to the point where I wouldn't mind her dying just so I don't have to see her druggy mug on five posts a day here!

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THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

parissucksliterally's picture

Oh No She Didn't......people in the audience probably had no idea who the fuck she was talking about.

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