Saturday, June 28th 2008
She's Lying
Eva LongWHORIA wants more privacy as much as I want another bad case of genital crabs. This attention whore has to be joking. Obviously, bitch hasn't learned how to read yet, because there's no way she would have the audacity to put that shit on if she knew what it said.
According to INO, you can buy this fugly shit for $50. Yeah, 50 clams for that rag. You can make it yourself with an old ass Haines t-shirt and some duct tape.
Here's LongWHORIA and Tony Porkme at lunch yesterday.
Wenn
Yeh who wants privacy?
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on RICHLOVING.COM, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
If this attention whore wanted privacy she would quit Hollywood and move to the mountains.
If Maxim made a list of top ten attention whores, Eva would be at the top of the list!!!! I'm surprised she didnt instantly burst into flames or get struck by lightning. I can't believe she had the NERVE to actually wear the shirt in public. Maybe its an inside joke between her, paris, and posh. I would have added Phoebe price but there is no way they would let her into their crew.....
Hello Eva the fact that u wore that shirt is in itself a cry for more attention. The Paps should boycott her ass so she could be banished back to daytime soaps.
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Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!
-Alma Del Mar
What an odd choice for a fashion statement from someone who made their entire career centered around the media with no talent to speak of.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I see her becoming a Denny's hostess in the future.
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"Not only would you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D." - Gordon Gekko, from the movie "Wall Street"
WE want you to have more privacy too, whoa.
Stay home, leave the country, whatever; as long as we don't have to see/hear/read about you, you talentless hack.
God she reminds me of my bf's mother. Expressions and everything, I think eva is mexican though, my bf's mother is Cuban.
Well, I cannot argue with that! : )
Submitted by devilgirl on June 29, 2008 - 11:08am.
Age is only a number. Wisdom, grace & a corking sense of humor is what matters the most!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
@DAE- Ah, lucky you to be such a young pup. I wish I could say I had no idea who they were based on that gives away my age a little bit more.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Thanx!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 10:44pm.
Thanks to Mr. Prez, I've heard a song & can kind remember others.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 28, 2008 - 10:51pm.
I know of Bryan Ferry, the name rings a bell. Roxy what?? Yeah, Mr. Prez's link helped jog some of my memory, I kinda remember those voices.
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Submitted by devilgirl on June 28, 2008 - 10:59pm.
I was born until the end of the '80's! I'm still a kid, kind of. I grew listing to A1, Boyzone, Ronan Keating, Westlife...Mark Feehily!!
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Fuck you, you little whore. It should read you want my privates.
I'm sorry, Dot.
I think it's a side effect of posting "Nobody"'s uproar. Or anything Brangelina.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
What in HOLY FUCK?
*shakes head and leaves thread with heavy heart*
Submitted by Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 6:03pm.
BRADIFUL BITCH---
you "insist" i leave? really. good luck with that cunt.
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GAWD I am in SUCH a mean mood today.
O Justin! Wheredyago?
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Bradiful, sometimes you just cain't stop the dingo.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 7:03pm
OKAY WOW!!!
IT FIGURES I COME BACK TO THIS CHAT AGAIN AND LOOSER BUTT FLAPS MAKE MOTION FOR DILDO HOT TIMES. AND ANOTHER THING THE CLAP TRAPS MAKE SHINY BLUE TIMES FOR CHUNKY RANCH CRACKS. STOP THE DINGO! SLAP THE FRANKS AND MUSTARD UP TO CHANDELIERS WITH BANG BANGS.
OKAY JUMP!
(Yea, it's clear, Justin B. is in fact an embittered current poster, they get their fun times, so do I)
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Who?
I am so bored of this woman, who is she again? I don't even care about her privacy or about her either...so that shirt is even more stupid than it is.
Your face!
She is such a cuttie. I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called
***"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
avie check bitches
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But fuck all that noise, you want to make out? - Angelina Jolie-Pitt
She is such a cuttie. I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called
***"A f f l u e n t B a c h e l o r s.com"**** last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
DEBFRMHELL is a wonderful "fake" friend.
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Yes, you are right, Beautiful, Slender, Smart, Funny and Sexy People of DListed. I AM a dumb freaking (insert "C" word here)!
"slaps deb"
buck the fuck up!
here's the keys to my purple subaru imreza. drive bitch!"
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff
can't eat, crying in the corner, and staring at my last half of a xanax...and I think I have lost the keys to my Ford Minivan...
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
OMG Justin EAT A SAMMICH!
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Deb
stuff your fat ass then put on your mom jeans.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 4:31pm.
HAHA, CTH. Here's another one for our list: You know you've been on Dlisted too long when you compare trolls with each other the way most people compare handbags.
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hahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaa
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
haha Mr. Prez
you know you've been on dlist too long when you can describe your troll.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff
My cheese enchalada loving self needs to feed it's fat ass some more tortillas, rice and refried beans...
Dayummm, I feel like a jellus h8ter...
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
HAHA, CTH. Here's another one for our list: You know you've been on Dlisted too long when you compare trolls with each other the way most people compare handbags.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
Deb
my troll's idea of an insult is to call me mexican so don't feel too bad.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Mr. President on June 28, 2008 - 4:19pm.
And no, I'm not too socially inept to go out in public. I'm too drunk.
That were very very funny. TQ.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 7:18pm.
can you please answer my question?
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
She is such a cuttie. I saw her profile at milllionaire dating site called ******"AffluentBachelors.com"******* last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
And no, I'm not too socially inept to go out in public. I'm too drunk.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula
I....I....I feel a contraction coming on.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
"Now, i dont tell you or deb what to say, or who to say it to, so dont fucking tell me what to do."
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Don't you love contradictions that take this few words to reveal themselves, ladies?
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
I always thought it was spelled, "spic"?
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Tell me when your birthday is and I'll masquerade as your personal troll for the day. I won't tell you who I am until the next day. LOL.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
BRADI,
****sniffling into a kleenex, you stollmatroll****
lol
Submitted by Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 6:03pm.
BRADIFUL BITCH---
you "insist" i leave? really. good luck with that cunt.
You fucking loser bitch ain't going to insist shit. this is not your blog, if Michael K want to ban me, then so be it, but who in the FUCK do you think you are? Oh thats right, you are one of the hags on here like deb frm hell that has nothing better to do, so you talk OFF TOPIC back and forth to people over a computer and hold conversations because you are too socially inept to go out in public. Now, i dont tell you or deb what to say, or who to say it to, so dont fucking tell me what to do. Spick, wetback, porch monkey, nigger, etc. there how is that for ya braidful cunt? now go to hell with deb, and get all your little internet "friends" to gang up on me cause you da shit.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
@CTH, you would think with my sparkling sense of humor I would at least get the honor of having a funnier troll. Someone quick witted, someone intelligent, ahhhhh. a gal can only dream.
someone not so fickle as to switch teams so fast...
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 6:00pm.
LMAO
YOU JEELIS LOSER!
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Hey, there's a new Wino post. Let's leave this stink bomb infested thread and move on.
ps: Deb rules. Bye Justin.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
Submitted by Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 5:54pm.
DebFrmHell -----------
well, well congrats!
you have a troll, that means you have arrived!
lol
mike, that is a great site.
i love how everybody helps everybody out on that site.
I actually posted when I started first doing manual labor for a living, and was not eating enough and losing too much weight.
speaking of that, hey Deb, I work in the car care industry, and my troll says I'm a mexican.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Justin B. on June 28, 2008 - 6:54pm.
how wet does one's back have to be, to be considered a wetback?... just askin'
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 6:48pm.
That IS a good site.
I totally share your disdain for The Food Network.