Saturday, June 28th 2008
She's Lying
Eva LongWHORIA wants more privacy as much as I want another bad case of genital crabs. This attention whore has to be joking. Obviously, bitch hasn't learned how to read yet, because there's no way she would have the audacity to put that shit on if she knew what it said.
According to INO, you can buy this fugly shit for $50. Yeah, 50 clams for that rag. You can make it yourself with an old ass Haines t-shirt and some duct tape.
Here's LongWHORIA and Tony Porkme at lunch yesterday.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 28, 2008 - 1:21pm.
oh fuck her, she's so full of shit, she'd show up at the opening of a walgreens.
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The opening of a Diet Coke will work for her.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
I want more public, so GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PUBLIC!
Her shirt should read, I married a meal ticket for the free t-shirts.
Or, My other husband is Mario Lopez.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
"I NEED MORE PAPPARAZZI" only came in yellow and had a hyphen in it. She didn't get it. (Either way.)
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
oh fuck her, she's so full of shit, she'd show up at the opening of a walgreens.
and yes, without makeup, bitch is scary.
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"You drive like old people fuck, slow and sloppy."
RIP George Carlin
Lame. She tries so hard too. Coincidence that the ninth letter of the alphabet is “i”? Ha!
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆Spot☆the☆Dot☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
What does she wear to work? A shirt that says "I WANT MORE MONEY"?
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~
She is such a troll. If she wants her privacy then she should stay home and eat lunch on her patio. Instead, the ugly ferret face drags her 7' ball player husband to an outside cafe and wears a shirt that says she wants privacy. Yeah, you blend. No talent dumb ass loser.
Annoying twat needs to take her attention whore ass back to Texas
Going out to lunch and sitting outside is definitely the best way to guarantee privacy.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Any celeb that TRULY wants privacy moved OUT of Hollywood, those that STAY are attention whores.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
Is that one of her ex hubby's (Tyler Christopher's) curly gray pubes she's wearing around her neck?
Nasty boring ho....
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~
Lord, this woman annoys me. There's a whole lot of privacy in the desert; she should try that
PUNCH her.
she's the one who shows up to the Opening of a fucking ENVELOPE.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
BORING!
Its 4:20. Do you know where your weed is?
a plain jane when not done up to the 9s.
most of these celebs are.
Don't worry, Eva. After your lame-ass show is canceled and your career tanks, you can have all the privacy you want.
OOPS, June Star beat me to it. LOL.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
well no one cares about her anymore, so she will get all the privacy she doesnt really want in about 3 months and counting. http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
she should just wear a giant bullseye with "SHOOT ME"
Ummm....did the Micheal K just say "another bad case of genital crabs?"
My condolences, boo :-(
~Sir Kevinalot is not young enough to know everything~