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Duck! There's a crackie bomb head our way! Actually, it's a piece of gum, but it's been inside Wino's mouth which means it's a crackie bomb. Wino launched her gum at the audience during her set at Glastonbury today. Expect to see that little jewel on eBay. That's not funny, because Hazmat should have rushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.
Wino was back to her old tricks tonight! During her set, she shouted Blaaake a million times and told the crowd he's getting out in to weeks. Bitch doesn't know what she's talking about. She could say that water is wet and I still wouldn't believe her crackie ass. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, "Don't boo. I'll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing."
The best part was when Wino went into the audience and elbowed a bitch and then tried to punch their ass. Luckily, Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break it up. Seriously, that dude looks just like Steve.
Wino also told the audience to get ready for Jay-Z and to be "grateful they weren't getting Kanye West as he is a cunt." Kanye is going to rip his Macbook Air to shreds while responding to that comment.
Below is the video of Wino having a crackie scuffle with an audience member. She really should have slapped the audience bitch with her crackhive instead. That ho would've been out cold.
Images: Wenn - Video: ONTD
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Submitted by Old_Broad on June 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
I love the parasols too. Very clever.
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Yep. That's why she gets paid the big bucks.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
That clip was so horrible. Who fights fans in the audience? Dumb bitch...
Well. At least she looks happy...
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Having no morals means you have more fun.
-MK 5/29/08
MK - you put this shit on just to fuck with me, don't you? This skank is such a mess, I don't understand how anyone can enjoy listening this shit.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on June 28, 2008 - 8:36pm.
When she's not slurring and hasn't fried her vocal chords, it's a great voice - none of that whiney, nasally, overdubbed babytalk we usually get forced on us.
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dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:16am.
Wonder how many died in the crush when trying to avoid that missile of death she spit out? Shit..I'd run.
- I'm sure the cocktail umbrellas are an indication of some kind of body count at a previous gathering, if we see more, well, you know...
OFF TOPIC:, cuz what would the trolls have to post about other wise, we just watched "The Departed" for the jillionth time, and I have to say, I love that gottdamn movie.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Wonder how many died in the crush when trying to avoid that missile of death she spit out? Shit..I'd run.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
For nearly knocking on deaths door last week, she certainly has recovered with a wild abandon. Kanye has probably ruined the keys on his MacBook Air from the furious rebuttal he is typing on his Myspace page ALL IN CAPS! He must be at stroke level anger right now! What doesn't kill him makes him stronger!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on June 28, 2008 - 10:46pm.
I wouldn't exactly call Amy a prize either. They don't just bump uglies, they bump hideouses.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
well all one really needs to do is place a line of cocaine on their winkie and Amy is all over it like white on rice!
Blake probably placed 2 lines!! that's marriage material, ya know!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Does Blake have a magic winkie or something?I seriously do not see any hotness in that mess of a man.I can't wait for their sex tape to come out though,they must mate like two rabid dogs.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Kanye is not a cunt!
he's a pussy bitch!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
It was decent, Valerie was well done. Rehab shouldn’t have been sung, poor timing with that selection. I rather see her perform for smaller groups though or by herself like on You Tube. She actually sounds more natural and ten times less nervous. She really can’t handle the pressure of singing or being at large events, that’s why she gets so stoned and drunk before a performance but that ends up not relaxing her as much as she likes to think. Plus the whole trying to get into a fight with someone...and that she appears totally dictimized by Blake even while he's in jail!
Your face!
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 28, 2008 - 7:15pm.
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For reals, sistah...brutha?...DListah! Amen!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm sure that after Kanye heard that he started alternately crying & screaming in anger while smashing knick-knacks throughout his house. I'm sure he's already on his website "defending" himself - he's such a baby...
I cannot wait for Kanye's rebuttal.
She is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
Actually I find her oddly eloquent in a way.
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Amy is really funny, she sure knows how to work a tough crowd.
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Kanye is a cunt. Trust.
I love that she elbowed somebody in the crowd. She's a true chola at heart.
Razors in the crackhive!
Oh, that Amy. What class.
That is disgusting. Those people in the front row should have worn their hazmat suits for sure. I'd be afraid some of her spittle might spray me too.
I don't see why people think she's talented. Maybe she was, but she sounds like a moaning, mumbling drunk. Sorry if that's harsh, but I don't hear anything remarkable in that voice.
I feel bad for her band members. Hope they have other gigs besides her, otherwise they must be starving.
I love the parasols too. Very clever.
"grateful they weren't getting Kanye West as he is a cunt."
Gotta love the crackheads, they just don't give a shit what they say. I love when people make fun of Kanye, especially after his little rant the other day. However, Wino is one to talk, people pay all that money to see ger and she may be there physically, but mentally she's gone on vacation and her voice is shit. They should just train a cat to sing her songs.
Well, she's right about one thing: Kanye is a cunt.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
I love, love, love those little paper parasols in the big hair and that dress is adorable, but my goodness she is a HAG!
I would be pissed if someone spit their gum on me. I don't care WHO it was. that's just nasty.
but this chick doesn't need to be on stage. she needs to be in her hospital bed.
but let us have a moment of silence for that poor little mac that kanye is going to go crazy on when he blogs about this.
I need a reality check. why am I shocked by her appearance after everything we have seen and heard up till now? How was that even considered a show? Sideshow freak...yes.
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Submitted by Migraineuse: "Chaps are assless by definition. If they weren't, they'd be PANTS."
She's got some set of tits for a crackhead! Love the kanye comment! That was funny!though he does have good material to work with for a comeback
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Shes going to die, plain and simple. I think she and Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake will both go out in a drug fueled holiday. What a fucking waste. i heard her croak a few lines in her song for NM's birthday, and I just turned it off. She doesnt give a fuck so why should we.
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ok all...gotta run....be back later.... have fun!
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by angel_i on June 28, 2008 - 7:44pm.
That is true, my friend. A mentally/emotionally challenged, drug and alcoholic addicted bulimic is given shitloads of money to perform. This is the new Roman Coliseum, fercrissakes!
What chaffs my large arse, is all the mercy and consideration in the world is given to Winehouse, but to the addict who isn't as well-connected or rich? They get thrown to the dogs, man. I'm sorry, but I hope that son of a bitch husband of hers gets life, but alas....the bastard will get a light sentence, or time served.
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Why is she punching someone while singing? Did they show her coke, a pic of blakes cock? I don't get it?
I thought she was spitting up a piece of lung
Oh shit I just watched the clip.
Crying in the corner for what used to be Amy.
Fuck me.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Oh, but...
She's totally right about Kanye! That shit was awesome!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 28, 2008 - 7:38pm.
"tiger don't play dat."... HAHAHAHA!... classic!!
reminds me of "Homie" from "In Living Color"!.. HAHAHA!!
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I LOVED Homie the Clown! I loved that show! 'member JLo being one of the "fly girls" before her liposuction, lip reduction and nose job? Ah, good times...
O/T: Wino is a junkie...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sayonara on June 28, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Hi there. (Sorry about the rushed generic greeting...)
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Love ya Amy girl, Kayne is a cunt LMAO x
Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 7:34pm.
Hey (insert name here)!! Nice to see everyone.
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Right back at you.
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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So if it's a safe bet to say that if they Amy Winehouse into your cage you'd throw her back out again?
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Well, I'd have to do some research first in the ol' medical library on the transmitability of diseases between humans (that's what she is, right?) and tigers. If I felt relatively safe I'd chop her up, freeze dry her parts and sell her as a street drug. You know that shit will get you wicked high, but in terms of eatability? Wino gets a big Whitney Houston HELL TO THE NO and a talk to the hand..well, paw... as well.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 28, 2008 - 6:40pm.
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O don't get me wrong...I think it's rude too...and no, I don't spit at people or punch them...but I just can't help but laugh.
I think, more than anything, I laugh at the people who let her get up on stage all the time...I would hope they'd have more sense than to let a toddler own a stage but there she is, singing, showing off her cracky dance moves, spitting and punching. And then they say: Here you go - here's your 2 million dollars. THAT's what's funny.
And you just know that anyone who pays for a Wino concert these days is NOT going to be happy unless she gets all cracky. Also funny:)
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Ahhaha... LOVE HER! That ho deserved the Wino elbow because I bet she was pulling at the hive and wee little crack limbs. Don't mess with my Wino. She only weighs like 65 lbs. I'll bet her backup singers have seen it ALL.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 28, 2008 - 7:38pm.
"tiger don't play dat."... HAHAHAHA!... classic!!
reminds me of "Homie" from "In Living Color"!.. HAHAHA!!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
LOL! I'm sorry kids, I grew up in a bad neighbourhood...I think her shit is pretty funny.
It all looks like someone gave the mic to a super talented toddler.
PS. I do that IRL too...I walk into room blathering on about things to no one in particular.
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Yes, angel...but at least you don't spit stuff out at others.....do you??? LOL! Spot on about a mic being given to a super-talented toddler.
If she lives long enough, Wino is going to attack the one audience member, who WILL in turn cold-cock that ass. Oh yeah, grew up in a rough neighborhood, too. That shit is just rude!!!!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 4:38pm.
I met my first wife that way.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 28, 2008 - 6:32pm.
Hey Sheeps! I'm back on my laptop, obviously.
Tigerlilly,haven't seen much of you lately....
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I've been a busy pussy...:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 7:36pm
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Hahahaha! Do you lap dance too? (purely academic interest here)
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 6:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
hi, Tiger!!.. this is one corpse you won't eat?
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Oooh, good thinking, save the Dr. Eervorkian cocktail for more delicious specimans...I got my eye on a hearty Kirsty Ally feast...I just need to stock up on many cases of Chianti and, I'd say about 100 lbs. or so worth of fava beans...*drool...* What? Even I can't consume that behemoth in one sitting....
O/T This bitch has been on self destruction mode for so long, she might as well be allowed to do herself in. I mean, the ONLY reasons she hasn't topped Shitney are: a) she actually has talent and b) she hasn't brought children into the mix (yet). Neither a nor b makes her worth saving with behavior like this, though. This is some narcisstic shit, and tiger don't play dat.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on June 28, 2008 - 7:33pm.
hi, RS!..."Methinks she's cranky because she misses her crack"... i think she's cracky 'cause she misses her crank!LOL!
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."