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Duck! There's a crackie bomb head our way! Actually, it's a piece of gum, but it's been inside Wino's mouth which means it's a crackie bomb. Wino launched her gum at the audience during her set at Glastonbury today. Expect to see that little jewel on eBay. That's not funny, because Hazmat should have rushed in and confiscated that toxic shit.
Wino was back to her old tricks tonight! During her set, she shouted Blaaake a million times and told the crowd he's getting out in to weeks. Bitch doesn't know what she's talking about. She could say that water is wet and I still wouldn't believe her crackie ass. When Wino mentioned Blaaaake, the crowd booed and she responded, "Don't boo. I'll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing."
The best part was when Wino went into the audience and elbowed a bitch and then tried to punch their ass. Luckily, Steve from Jerry Springer was there to break it up. Seriously, that dude looks just like Steve.
Wino also told the audience to get ready for Jay-Z and to be "grateful they weren't getting Kanye West as he is a cunt." Kanye is going to rip his Macbook Air to shreds while responding to that comment.
Below is the video of Wino having a crackie scuffle with an audience member. She really should have slapped the audience bitch with her crackhive instead. That ho would've been out cold.
Images: Wenn - Video: ONTD
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 4:34pm.
It does, if by "include" you mean me.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
LOL! I'm sorry kids, I grew up in a bad neighbourhood...I think her shit is pretty funny.
It all looks like someone gave the mic to a super talented toddler.
PS. I do that IRL too...I walk into rooms blathering on about things to no one in particular. But I never get to edit IRL.
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Hey (insert name here)!! Nice to see everyone.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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Oh really? And does "best work" include a pole and drunk sweaty guys with beer guts? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Hey, Tigerlily, ESE, Sheeps and The President!
Methinks she's cranky because she misses her crack.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
Hey Sheeps! I'm back on my laptop, obviously.
Tigerlilly,haven't seen much of you lately....
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
She is a total mess!
Wanna bumble with the bee huh?! Bzzzzzzz
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 4:29pm.
I do my best work in bars. Then behind bars.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
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So if it's a safe bet to say that if they Amy Winehouse into your cage you'd throw her back out again?
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Submitted by Sheeps on June 28, 2008 - 7:25pm.
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Hi Sheeps! How have you been? They let sheep into bars? I thought there was some kind of law against that.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
Submitted by Tigerlilly on June 28, 2008 - 7:24pm.
hi, Tiger!!.. this is one corpse you won't eat?
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
she's so friendly, and sharing! ;>
the hive should be registered
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Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I just watched the official video again for "Love is a Losing Game"...bloody shame she can't pull it all together. Beautiful song.
I know, Joe. True, eh? How have you been? You know, I like to take the umbrellas out on my drinks and wear them in my hair. It helps when I start to lose count.
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Am I missing something, or is this guy missing his, um, wedding tackle?
joe, I LOVE "Love is a losing game"
also love "Wake Up Alone"
...and scroll down a few.....ESE already aswered your question...lol
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 6:16pm.
when is she gonna be put to sleep
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Yo! For reals...Let my tiger ass try that shit, and see what happens to me!
Bitch needs a Dr. Kervorkian cocktail and but fast. Nasty ass spitting her nasty gum at people, I'll bet that nasty ass gum has a nasty ass toof stuck to it with some puss and blood. Nasty ass!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 28, 2008 - 7:20pm
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Just outta curiosity> What's your poison?
On topic: Does she remove that thing on her head at night?
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
I just watched the official video again for "Love is a Losing Game"...bloody shame she can't pull it all together. Beautiful song.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
That's not gum. That's what's left of her liver fleeing from her body.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
why dont she disappear , theres more talented people out there that dont get one chance , and yes Kanys is a cunt and wino too
Submitted by joe shmoe on June 28, 2008 - 7:16pm.
hey, joe!!!... uumm, drinkin', it's what i do!!LOL!... how you?!
OT: the wig would put on a better show at this point
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
I'm sensing a new avie for someone......
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Amy is a talented girl. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire datingsite ******"AffluentBachelors.com"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site
Doesn't she know hitting isn't nice.
Those crack stick arms surely wouldn't hurt anyone but you can see the intent of malice in her face!
I used to sing along with Frank but now I just LOL to all the foolish headlines.
Mind yo biznass
Hey ESE. how's it going?
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
This picture scared me. I thought the gum was a giant pink wart on her forehead.
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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.
~Lord Byron
when is she gonna be put to sleep
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"Well, here I'm rollin' down another sunny highway, been in the sun too long.
I'm goin' coconuts but at least I'm goin' my way.
I'll probably be here when that sun goes down."
HAHA. Love the cocktail umbrellas in her hair. Most cocktails have a lower alcohol content than Wino's blood.
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Happy Birthday Kellie. Hot stuff.
GIVES AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION A NEW MEANING.
===================She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Kanye is a cunt, but Amy's lawyers should be preparing for that audience members lawsuit in 3....2...1...
Is it too late to get in on the death pool?
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You know her vagina snores like a choking walrus. - MK
Hypocrite much? Yes, Kanye's a cooch, but Wino seems to have convenient amnesia about her concerts in 2007.
That audience member should SUE. I guess we know what set her off, she's wearing cocktail umbrellas in her head...three, right?
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I cant make out a word she is saying, yet the crowd is screaming>>>>?????
What an admirable and classy broad.
*eye roll*
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Tell the fake captain that Air Marshall Carlin says "go fuck yourself"!
i really like amy´s songs, but she must go away for a while. crazy...
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hahaha Kanye IS a cunt. LMAO
I just don't get the fascination with Amy.
You can't understand a word she's saying, she staggers all over the stage, and she's a biohazard.
Yuck.
Kanye's head is going to explode and he will malfunction when he hears that. LOL
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Hey Preppie
What the hell was that? Let me just start hitting people? It'snice to know she's back to singing like crap. Love the Kanye comment.
My eyes hurt anticipating kanyes response. He is kind of a cunt, but I kind of like that...
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k, I LOVE her for calling Kanye a cunt, but spitting her gum at people? GROSS.
And yes, that will definitely show up on ebay! Good call, MK!
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
I LOVE THAT SHE CALLED KANYE A CUNT.LOL