Saturday, June 28th 2008
Carrot Top Chic
It was only a matter of time before someone would be inspired by the extreme sexiness of Carrot Top. John Galliano showed his Spring '09 shit in Milan Paris today and sent out his dude models with giant fire bushes sitting on their heads. This is the future of beauty! Trust this.
Now if you'll excuse me, I must run out to get a couple of spiral perms, followed by a good hair soak in Phoebe Price's bathwater.
Source: Style.com
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@TV: You mean you're sober and you STILL manage to come up with some of the craziest comments I've ever read? Man, that's talent.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:28am.
Speaking of bars, today is the 4th anniversary of my last beer, last shot, and last arrest. I don't see the connection.
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Liar. *wink*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 29, 2008 - 12:25am.
Hi DA,
corsages?...it's not the hats and the red wigs though LOL
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Manimal, my love! How are you this evening? I selected corsages cause Prom Night was a bitch for me! Hated it. lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:21am.
Speaking of bars, today is the 4th anniversary of my last beer, last shot, and last arrest. I don't see the connection.
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Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:24am.
@DA: Who needs a virtual bar when you have Hpnotiq? Woohoo!!! (And no, that's not a misspelling; I even looked on the bottle)
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Virtual don't mean you stop drinking, darlin'...lol *sipping drink*
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by . on June 28, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Aren't you glad you don't look anything like carrot twat?
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Aw. He prolly bulked himself up becuz he thought it would make him hot looking. Aw.
PS. It's late, I worked hard today and I'm tired but not sleepy - please don't pick on my spelling, it's like my blankie.
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:21am.
Submitted by . on June 29, 2008 - 12:16am.
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Just funnin'....It was a Dlist funny told long ago when the Nite Crew hung out at our virtual "bar." Good times.
ON T: The corsages just kill these outfits.
Hi DA,
corsages?...it's not the hats and the red wigs though LOL
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@DA: Who needs a virtual bar when you have Hpnotiq? Woohoo!!! (And no, that's not a misspelling; I even looked on the bottle)
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Dang... 3 'celebrities' got married today; is there something in the water?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by . on June 29, 2008 - 12:16am.
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Just funnin'....It was a Dlist funny told long ago when the Nite Crew hung out at our virtual "bar." Good times.
ON T: The corsages just kill these outfits.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by miso-horny on June 29, 2008 - 12:15am.
How about 1+1=JELLO?
Whoot! Jello shots?!
Aren't you glad you don't look anything like carrot twat? I kinda feel sorry for the poor shmuck. I mean, there ain't enough surgeons and/or Johnny Dep as Edward Scissorhands in the world to fix that fug. Poor guy must cry in his clown make-up every day.
Submitted by . on June 29, 2008 - 1:09pm.
How about 1+1=JELLO?
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He has a sexyy body though.
Submitted by dead-actress on June 29, 2008 - 12:12am.
I have my moments. A true sign I've dropped my standards is when I start giving directions to the bar located on Cum Street. lol
FOR REAL? Or are you just funnin'? That's just wrongggggggggggg if there really is a bar called that. Of course, what am I saying? There's a bar in the seedy side of our town called "yesterday tomorrow". haha
Sadness; I though MK would've posted something new by now...
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Thumb 2 is, like, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Wang-Bone.
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Submitted by . on June 29, 2008 - 12:09am.
DA, standards? You got standards?! I'm clearly of the low-brow society. *self-pity pout*
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I have my moments. A true sign I've dropped my standards is when I start giving directions to the bar located on Cum Street. lol
ON T: Phoebe Price bathes? Fuck!
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 28, 2008 - 11:09pm.
At least you don't have to ask any of these models, "you know how I know you're gay?"
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*furious giggles*
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At least you don't have to ask any of these models, "you know how I know you're gay?"
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Submitted by miso-horny on June 29, 2008 - 12:05am.
This is gay squared....
Hey don't do that math stuff to me! No fair! And ain't no such thing as a square gay. Is there? haha
DA, standards? You got standards?! I'm clearly of the low-brow society. *self-pity pout*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 29, 2008 - 12:06am.
John Galliano has obviously taken too many balls to the face.
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Yeah, something tells me he's also taken one two many peen pokes to the eye...cause this ain't glamour or fashion.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by . on June 29, 2008 - 12:02am.
((DA))
Yeah, you said it. Freakkkkkkkk and NOT in a good way.
But good for laughs? HELL TO THE YESSSSSSSSS! *chuckle*
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Yeah..when it comes to "freak"...I have my standards, darlin'...*wink* lol
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
John Galliano has obviously taken too many balls to the face.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
This is gay squared....
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Submitted by dead-actress on June 28, 2008 - 11:59pm.
((DA))
Yeah, you said it. Freakkkkkkkk and NOT in a good way.
But good for laughs? HELL TO THE YESSSSSSSSS! *chuckle*
Hi TV, Manimal, . and all of ya!
Haha I love the name list Manimal LMAO!
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ok, so despite the heinous outfits, there is one model in there that is just beautiful! i'd let him into bed with all that gear on. damn!
Freak...and not in a good way.
~Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity..Barbara Stanwyck~
Submitted by miso-horny on June 28, 2008 - 11:54pm.
(((MISO)))!
Hey, pretty girl! Good to see you! Can you imagine having a 'vagine bush' carrot top style? Scary huh? lol
Submitted by miso-horny on June 28, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Maybe he wants to invite his redheaded friends,
Ben, Gay, Astro and Glide.
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((hugs Deb right back))
angel_i, my random access memory is glitching. Is this a test? Paws at computer screen.
I'm feeling keen but not on carrotwat. Shiver me timbers but no spank you!
Hi, Miso!
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Ok when did Ronald McDonald come out of the closet and reopened Studio 54?
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Submitted by . on June 28, 2008 - 10:44pm.
What was I saying?
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Something about Kanye, I think...? I think.
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((Hugs)) to Dot so she can come out of the corner...
@TV, ummm. When did you get picky? Gay or Straight, they still have fuzzy hair and big feet. LOL.
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Tommygirl was seen today shopping for a red wig, but I'm sure there is no connection.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 11:42pm.
Straight clown porn.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Deb,
Give me a hug, you hot sexy, hairless pussy! lol
Submitted by angel_i on June 28, 2008 - 11:41pm.
Dontcha got no toilets...?o wait - I get it. No toilet computers;p Check.
angel_i, my next invention is a porto-potty-puter. Don't laugh. Stoners are the mothers of... What was I saying?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 28, 2008 - 10:33pm.
Actually, Verne Troyer cured my midget porn addiction. I've moved on to clown porn.
look up...viola...clown porn.
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC
Submitted by . on June 28, 2008 - 10:38pm.
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Dontcha got no toilets...?o wait - I get it. No toilet computers;p Check.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Mario Cantone would actually look manlier in this.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Actually, I think Jody, from Family Affair was sporting this look 38 years or more ago, he was way ahead of CT and Galliano. What's next, The Mr. French look?
My apologies to the midget porn enthusiasts. I'll be over here, crying croc tears in a corner and reading the instructions on a vomit bag like it's my bible.
I would SOOO hit that
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Something in the milk ain't clean!
Pretty sure Timberlake and Diddy will buy this shit.
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I'm pretty sure they could've gotten the real Carrottop for less than 10 bucks.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
This is as gay as it gets.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 28, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Actually, Verne Troyer cured my midget porn addiction. I've moved on to clown porn.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
ROFLMAO...i thought they were all the same model...
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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."~~~GC