A Royal Douche In Miami
Why the hell did KFed raid Queen Latifah's closet. This dumb bitch looks like a bull dyke going to the beach. He's covering up his moobs and his "gut over bagina." And to think, there was a time when I'd let KFed piss in my ear. Not anymore! Okay, maybe after a few bong hits.
So... KFed traveled to Miami this weekend following his custody bitch battle with Brit Brit. Don't worry, London is taking care of SPF and JJ.
KFed partied at Mansion in South Beach where he danced the night away until 4am. One witness told People, "Kevin is a great dancer with some very complicated moves." Complicated moves?! I'd hardly call the "cabbage patch" and "the running man" complicated dance moves.
Even though he was partying like a first-class douche, KFed had music on his mind. Yes, music.
A source told People that KFed is working on new material, "Kevin was in a great mood and even talked about a new song he is working on, called 'Daddy's Home.' He has put a lot of time and effort into writing and rehearsing it, but says it is not quite ready yet."
Daddy's Homo is more like it. KFed should really quit while he's ahead. He's never going to top the hip-hop masterpiece known as "Popozao."
damn he is even carrying a purse. (sigh) those poor little boys. one minute their parents are fighting over them. the next minute both their parents have wandered off in different directions. :(
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profile was found on the famous interracialmatch dating club UKBLACKILOVING.COM last week and she was seeking her sugar daddy there. wow!!
Submitted by TT99 on June 30, 2008 - 12:17am.
How dare you 'out' me as a moody accessory sauce, bitch! Ha! *tickle*
Let's face it, we have boogers, turds, piss, cum, puss, ear-wax, fungus, aomebas, ticks, fleas, salmonella, STDs, mad-cow, mad-human, asshole, jerk, mental-midget, dipshit, fucktard etc. et al.
I'm scared to leave my fucking house. Nuff said?
okay enough Zima's, I'm going to sleep. ZZZZZZZZZ
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I Always Aims To Please. Just run to Duane Reade and get some Always. (with wings)
Submitted by TT99 on June 29, 2008 - 11:37pm.
Men are the new Lesbians.
Submitted by . on June 29, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Say wahhhhhhhhhh?
You just made me laugh so hard I queefed a period fart. Something a gay man can never do. NEEEEEEEEENER (and yes, really gross).
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Cranial screw-top stat!
...looks like a bull dyke going to the beach
Ha Ha, he made a funny.
Men are the new Lesbians.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
What a smelly douchebag that Kevin Federskunk
Whatever you do: Don't Feed The Celebs
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. I've been there for day, it seems the girls are not hard to hook up.lol
Yuck, I hate it when guys wear shorts like that. I looks hot when he wears stuff in his size. This stuff makes him look very short and yeah, thick.
Submitted by Leatherette on June 29, 2008 - 7:27pm.
Britney Spears is the biggest mouth-breathing waste of oxygen ever marketed to a generation.
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lmao. the whole rant is brilliant
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love me some Mayer....so what!!! its complicated
Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the hot hook-up club---((((--+ S i n g l e P a r e n t Kiss .c o m ---))))--for single and pretty women and handsome men? That sounds amazing, I know. But there are a few hot photos of his there and quite a few hot girls are found in his circle there. I did try to send him a wink there. lol
Nast.
It's been said before, but can't be said enough: That this trailer park sperm hose can look like a capable parent deserving of spousal support to a court of law proves beyond a doubt that Britney Spears is the biggest mouth-breathing waste of oxygen ever marketed to a generation.
His stalker fan back there with the hat needs to take another look at "K-Fed-on-too-much-Mickey D's" and adopt the new flabby bull dyke look. Seriously, wasn't that the way Federline was looking a few years back?
not that i care, but i'm surprised some other chick hasn't come forward and said she's pregnant with his mighty sperm...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Main Pic: the blue lighter Shitney stole.
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Its not his fault he's getting pudgy-he's going through that new house wife phase lots of us went through. He's obviously nibbling off the same shit kids love to eat! I actually think its kinda cute. Give him a few years to grow out of it and he'll start hitting the gym and be the baddest bitch at the PTA-trust!!
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- betterthanyomama
I hate to admit this, but with a little weight on and without the corn rows he is half way do-able.
......hiding my face in shame
He doesn't have to say anything or do anything I'd pay him to stand there and look 'pretty' he's motherfuhn' hot yo!
Why does he keep bothering us with his alleged ambition and talents?
The only talent he seems to possess is knocking up unsuspecting sluts with no white trash radar.
Just go spend Britney's money and disappear, Father of the Year!
www.myspace.com/triston
He's the biggest douche on the planet, and he's STILL a better parent than Unfitney.
Dance away Kevin, just make sure you keep those boys close to you.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
I demand that Kevin F start wearing shit from DCMA, including the hat and glasses. He's already got the gut and tits for it.
There needs to be a round up of Gayfed, Sphincter Pratt, and Raffaelo Follieri, where they are immediately taken in front of a firing squad and disposed of. They have nothing of any value to contribute to society and would not be missed. Boy, Raskolnikov had the right idea in Crime and Punishment.
Ugh...why are you here K Fug? Please leave now!
Submitted by Noelegy on June 29, 2008 - 1:04pm.
nail on the head... ding ding! we have a winner!LOL!
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
EveryStrangersEyes: gotta ask, are you a Roger Waters fan? :)
Isn't that how he dressed before he became "famous?"
The thing that bugs me most about his lame outfit is the sparkling white tennis shoes.Pure poser shit right there.
I would still fuck him though,yum.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What makes this mothereffer think he should return to creating "music" (I use the term loosely). Is it because the public demand for his songs are so high? No. It's because he's a self centered douchebag. I can't stand people like him.
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Hi Kizzy and ESE. You're welcome--I think. At least he can laff at himself--as we do.
Those are not flattering pants. They make his ankles look swollen
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 11:18am.
ESE: It was actually a bank commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7Bqfx6pWw
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I wouldn't have realized it was a bank commercial either...
Also, for that kinda music, he doesn't have to do anything but show up. Just like Britney.
♥ ThreadKilla! Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan. Lean Like a Chola
Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 12:18pm.
hi, Sheeps!.. thanks for the link... and killing 30 secs of my life!
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 12:18pm.
ROFLMAO-- Well, you can see it obviously made SUCH an impression on me! Thanks!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I don't even think "doing" Britney counts.
that was a ground breaking version of "How much can I get from that doggie in the window"
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Kinda funny, but sounded like popozao EP. You'd give it a "meh".
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ESE: It was actually a bank commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y7Bqfx6pWw
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 9:10am.
has anything this jackass has ever done really been considered music?
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I don't even think "doing" Britney counts.
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 12:13pm.
never saw it... should i bother searching?
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 12:10pm.
The McDonald's commercial during the superbowl.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
has anything this jackass has ever done really been considered music?
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Now, THIS right here is the REAL reason I hate Britney Spears so fucking bad. She unleashed THIS shit upon us, and that's why karma's kicking her ass. She lost her mind, and left this piece of shit as the only responsible parent. That's the worst part of all.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Sheeps, Britmey was using SPF's head as an ashtray in one pic.....those two "parents" are a joke. A sad, sad joke.
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What the HELL?!
Some people should be forbidden to breed.
...Mmm, scratch that. MOST people should be forbidden to breed.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Sheeps:
I'll bet.....they say kids will take any attention from their parents....positive or negative, it is still attention. SPF is probably still upset that it wasn't him who Britney took hostage in the bathroom.
Did that last sentence make any sense? lol
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 8:55am.
Britney was using SPF's head as an ashtray in one pic..
SPF was just happy for any sort of attention from mom.
Sheeps, Britmey was using SPF's head as an ashtray in one pic.....those two "parents" are a joke. A sad, sad joke.
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"In a word or two, it's you I wanna do; no not your body your mind you fool..."
- Prince "Sexy Muthafucka"
Submitted by findleynb on June 29, 2008 - 11:49am.
Popozao is the greatest song ever written
...word! jellus hatas!! I love to do the Popozao dance and bobb my head and hands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxXLp-2J3wI
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
So mom and dad both smoke around the kids? Nice! (Though probably a minor problem overall in the kids' lives.)