That's It?!
During Amy Wino's tour de trainwreck performance at Glastonbury yesterday, she called Kanye West a "cunt" during one of her songs. I refreshed his blog all night, hoping he would deliver another CAPS-filled rant. He did not do this. He posted this shit instead. Hey, at least it's in all CAPS. He didn't disappoint me there. Hopefully, Kanye was so fucking mad that he threw his MacBook Air out of the window while posting. Wait, do MacBook Airs fly? If they don't, Apple needs to get on that.
Below is the video of Wino singing "I'm not openiiiing for a cunt like Kaaaaaanyeeeeeee-aaa-eeeee." It's at the 2-minute mark. Bitches need to watch and learn. This is how you do it! This is how you entertain.
And here's some pics of The Wino returning to her tomb at The Clinic after her performance.
Images: Wenn
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Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 1:32pm
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I keep holding on to the hope of Whitney Houston's comeback. The other 2 can't sing for shit. Amy at least has a voice, perhaps not for much longer.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on June 29, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Yeah, but people will actually miss Amy...
...you will still have Britney, Lindsay, and Whitney
I think the slag has worn out her welccome
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 29, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Fuck Kanye.....I'm still loving old Run DMC
don't forget N.W.A, B.D.P and P.E.!!
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
wow her whole performance was beyond fucked up. youtube it and see the disaster for yourself.
the sad part, glastonbury arent even sorry for this - they got what they wanted, the place was packed. chances are they'd sign her up again next year even if by then she'd sing through her toes.
Submitted by jussayin on June 29, 2008 - 1:26pm.
yeah but in 6 months Kanye will still be around
doubtful for Amy.
team West
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Yeah, but people will actually miss Amy...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 29, 2008 - 10:26am.
Where is the Kanye manifesto? *pouting*
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Oh that shit is coming. He would never miss an opportunity to not hype himself up. It will come, his ego is probably still high right now after playing for an audience that size.
By the way, WINO IS RIGHT.. KANYE IS A CUNT!
I can type in all caps, too!
Ahahaha! Loves it!
I don't know what to say, because even though she was incoherent, her riffing still sounded good to me.
Fuck Kanye.....I'm still loving old Run DMC and Eminem's "Marshall Mathers" CD - THAT was genius, IMO.
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
yeah but in 6 months Kanye will still be around
doubtful for Amy.
team West
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Had to listen to that twice, before I heard what she was saying.
Whatever she's on, she has got to stop, she's slurring her words worse than before.
~♥~"Since I'm holding my son, I'm Not Gonna Belt In His Face!"~ Xtina to Larry King~♥~
~♥~"Oh My God! They've got little animals on their peepees, it's kinda funny ~Xtina~ ♥~
greatest rapper of all time might be slick rick.
his slick rick the ruler album is a certified classic.
Go fucking Amy. Kanye is the douchiest of all doucheville. I used to think his whole "Worlds Greatest" bit was an act. Part of his whole schtick, but I really think that guy believes himself.
Who is the fucking greatest rapper of all time anyway?? I think it was Blondie. Remember "Rapture?"
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
-Sophia Loren
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 29, 2008 - 1:10pm.
ok!.. as long as it's still premeditated!LOL!
OT: uumm, yeah
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 1:04pm.
and no mention of rolling around in Bozo fur?!.. what?... you goin' soft?!
OT: tigers are a great way of disposing of unneeded jackasses... meh, what do ya want from me?... i'm not one for on-topic
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Oh, I had rolled in a ton of Bozo fur..(it was in my dinner soup!) (enough to bring down an elephant sensitive to cat fur) but the bitch wouldn't go down! Ruined my din-din! LOL
ON T: Emphysemics cough a lot..don't they? Wino no got emphysema.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I really, really hate Kanye...but this is just too retarded for words...
Nice crack stumble at the end. Always leave them wanting more...
cant understand what she is saying or singing
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 29, 2008 - 12:57pm.
we had din-din with the future MIL last night
and no mention of rolling around in Bozo fur?!.. what?... you goin' soft?!
OT: tigers are a great way of disposing of unneeded jackasses... meh, what do ya want from me?... i'm not one for on-topic
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
I'm sure they could just talk it out over a crack pipe.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Well damn!!! I'm glad you told me what she said before I heard it! How the hell did you decipher that bull$h1t???
Poor Amy! And you shoulda had that pic up of Beyonce & Amy in the balcony wit Bey leaning to the left like eeewwww don't let this dirty b1tch touch me!!! She got the "Amy" and I might get it on my coat.
:-D that pic is gonna be my bg & profile pic for many sites...
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You just picked all her terrible performances to showcase in your vids! - typical fan response
http://http://youtube.com/watch?v=U4gmQD0QjEg
Submitted by ESE on June 29, 2008 - 12:52pm.
eh, fuck it... throw me a dryer sheet, i got nothin' else to do today!
OT: perfect food for Tigerlilly.. both of 'em
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*passing dryer sheet* Go slow, ESE. Ease into the addiction. Me? Well, we had din-din with the future MIL last night. I couldn't seem to get drunk enough! I'm making up for it today! Ha!
ON T: I can hear TigerLilly crunching those crack infested bones. Kanye? She'll tease the little whiner before she pounces.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
There's like a 50 yr. old woman over there givin' Kanye props. Third one up from the bottom.
She needs to take a year off. do the rehab thing fully and regain her health. That was a horrible performance. Reminds me of the tapes I've seen of Billy Holidays final performances, just before she kicked the bucket.
Kayne is a whiny lil bitch.If someone does not like you grow some balls and deal with it.How pathetic to rant every time someone says they dislike you,what you do or represent.He cares way to much about the opinions of others.
Amy is nuts,I like her.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
After reading some of the comments from his site, I suspect that the admission requirements to Kanye University are not all that stringent.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 29, 2008 - 12:48pm
eh, fuck it... throw me a dryer sheet, i got nothin' else to do today!
OT: perfect food for Tigerlilly.. both of 'em
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Have you seen the pictures of the members enrolled at Kanye U.? LMAO.
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=197280_-1__0_~0_-1_6_2008_...
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 12:42pm.
*kiss on socky paw*... *smells fabric softener residue*.. SOCKY! you junky monkey!!
OT: crackhead vs complainer.. steel cage match
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Oops! *hiccup* I also had a mimosa...with a smooch of liquid softener. *smacking lips* Delish! LOL!
ON T: Steel cage match? Where's TigerLilly?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on June 29, 2008 - 12:42pm.
uncomfortable is an understatement... sick to my stomach.. yeah, that works
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
This is Kanye when he's speechless. He said something to be important, but he's really shocked.
Wow. Watching her is truly uncomfortable. Forget the Kanye thing, I was waiting for her to freaking pass out onstage.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 29, 2008 - 12:36pm.
*kiss on socky paw*... *smells fabric softener residue*.. SOCKY! you junky monkey!!
OT: crackhead vs complainer.. steel cage match
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
Take out the parasols, add some feathers and we have a british Joplin.
Can't wait for the Brit-Wino duet at the MTV VMAs. You know that's going to be ratings gold.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I think we just have to give Kanye a little time to collect himself. After all, having people spray paint the message for you to go fuck yourself on many portable potties has got to be depressing. After the shithouse scrawl, Winehouse warbling is just icing on the cake.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by boomsy on June 29, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Was she drunk or does she always just stumble around like that?
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Both. Throw in a little crack and she jumps up and down while holding the hem of her dress.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on June 29, 2008 - 12:32pm.
"manifesto" begs to give an idea of intelligence... Kanye just rants
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*opening hamper lid* *holding out little sock monkey hand* Hello, Mr. Man! *wink*
ON TOPIC: In his reality it's a manifesto. In ours...fucking bullshit.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Was she drunk or does she always just stumble around like that?
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Don't worry, I'm sure this won't be the last we hear of it. Kanye is not one to let things slide.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 29, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Where is the Kanye manifesto?
"manifesto" begs to give an idea of intelligence... Kanye just rants
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"Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Ain't no wrong now, ain't no right.
Only pleasure and pain."
I couldn't be a backup singer for Amy; she would be making me laugh all the time.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on June 29, 2008 - 12:16pm.
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Scaterwauling? *groan*
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Team Wino. Kanye is a cunt.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Where is the Kanye manifesto? *pouting*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think she sounds pretty good :)
don't forget, whiney bitch when insulting the asswipe kanye.
and god was amy high enough/???
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 29, 2008 - 9:15am.
hahahaha. Poo jokes!!! On Sunday! Que caliente....
angel_i, I was thinking the same thing.
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“I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!”
-Khloe Kardashian
Submitted by islandgirl on June 29, 2008 - 11:15am.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 29, 2008 - 12:10pm.
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You are correct, sir. In Amy's case, scat could be interpreted in the literal sense.
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Yeah - because sometimes it sounds like she's just grateful she's still making noises.
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